Jon Gosselin: Kate tried to ‘cry it up’ for the cops

Because this situation hasn’t gotten ugly enough already, Jon Gosselin decided to fill the paparazzi in on what went down last night when Kate called the police at their Reading home. Us Magazine reports:

“She tried to come home yesterday, and I wouldn’t let her in the gate, and I guess she called the police,” Gosselin tells Splash News. “The police came and said it was a civil matter.”
“An officer pulled me aside and I said, ‘This has never happened before and I’m just trying to spend time with my kids and she’s [Kate] gonna have to leave,'” he says.
Jon says Kate “tried to ‘cry it up’ with the cops and it didn’t work and they said, ‘You have to leave.’
“It was a miscommunication. Kate said she was coming home, and I said, ‘Well, it’s my time to spend with the kids,'” Jon goes on. “I don’t come home when she’s with the kids, and vice versa — and that’s how it’s supposed to be.”

In the center of the argument is Stephanie Santoro, a new babysitter hired by Jon, who also happens to be a cocktail waitress at his favorite bar and someone he probably stuck his penis in:

“I guess she didn’t agree with my babysitting,” Jon says of Kate, adding that it was the first time he’d seen his ex wife for “a long time” (they announced they were separating in June).
When asked why Kate was upset about Santoro (who also works as a “shooter girl” selling shots at local club Legends), Jon says, “I have no idea. I guess ’cause she didn’t have approval.”
Jon says he’ll only approve of Kate’s babysitters “if she’ll approve mine.”

Of course, at this point, these kids would be better off being left alone with a bottle of Jack and a loaded gun. Some might balk at that suggestion, but if you think about it, you’ll realize they’ll actually have a chance at a somewhat normal life. Or that I should never reproduce. Both are correct.