Jon Gosselin: ‘Kate stole my wedding ring’

Jon Gosselin dropped some more bombshells on Good Morning America today by accusing his ex-wife Kate of stealing his wedding band. Though in all fairness he would’ve lost it up a stripper’s ass, it’s the principle of the thing:

On his portrayal in the media:
“It’s just like the change from America’s favorite dad to dirt-bag. Tomorrow I could be maybe … America’s favorite dad again. It could be after this interview. I don’t know. Whatever they want to write, let them write it. They’re going to write it anyway. I’ve learned that lesson.”

On working with Kate on the show:
“We film it separately. She has her film crew. And I have my film crew. But I can’t sit on the sofa with that woman. I can’t sit on someone right now that I despise.”

On why he despises Kate:
“I despise [her] because she’s not speaking from the heart. Please — the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on TV.”

On his missing wedding ring:
“I think she still wears the ring for public perception. I don’t wear my ring because she took my ring. I don’t have it. I don’t have the ring. So I laid it down one night. It was gone. Who else would take it? I checked all the — underneath my kids’ pillows. That’s where everything ends up in the house anyway. So it wasn’t there.”

Yes, Jon, obviously Kate stole it because it’s not like you live in a house with eight kids, fifty nannies and whatever strange women you drag home from the bar with promises of Ed Hardy clothing deals. Clearly the culprit is the sociopathic control freak with a painstakingly calculated public persona that portrays her as the victim okay you were right.

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