Jon Gosselin: ‘Kate stole my wedding ring’

September 8th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Jon Gosselin dropped some more bombshells on Good Morning America today by accusing his ex-wife Kate of stealing his wedding band. Though in all fairness he would’ve lost it up a stripper’s ass, it’s the principle of the thing:

On his portrayal in the media:
“It’s just like the change from America’s favorite dad to dirt-bag. Tomorrow I could be maybe … America’s favorite dad again. It could be after this interview. I don’t know. Whatever they want to write, let them write it. They’re going to write it anyway. I’ve learned that lesson.”

On working with Kate on the show:
“We film it separately. She has her film crew. And I have my film crew. But I can’t sit on the sofa with that woman. I can’t sit on someone right now that I despise.”

On why he despises Kate:
“I despise [her] because she’s not speaking from the heart. Please — the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on TV.”

On his missing wedding ring:
“I think she still wears the ring for public perception. I don’t wear my ring because she took my ring. I don’t have it. I don’t have the ring. So I laid it down one night. It was gone. Who else would take it? I checked all the — underneath my kids’ pillows. That’s where everything ends up in the house anyway. So it wasn’t there.”

Yes, Jon, obviously Kate stole it because it’s not like you live in a house with eight kids, fifty nannies and whatever strange women you drag home from the bar with promises of Ed Hardy clothing deals. Clearly the culprit is the sociopathic control freak with a painstakingly calculated public persona that portrays her as the victim okay you were right.

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  1. Dyslexic Cnut

    Uh, who cares.

  2. Zortech

    I forgot long ago what these people are popular for

  3. pearl harbor

    Your days are numbered ching chang.

  4. man with a plan

    he should nut up and act like a man…take what’s his from a bitch.

  5. Kia

    This guy is such a whiny bitch. Wah wah wah.

  6. Rupert

    “It’s just like the change from America’s favorite dad to dirt-bag.”

    I thought he went from hen-pecked Nancy boy to dirt-bag.

  7. John

    What a whiney little bitch. Man up dude, you gotta hell of a life long mess here, DEAL WITH IT!!

  8. Solaera

    Look at the fucking tourists! I can’t believe people would actually take time to go to the Gosselin home and take pictures of Gosselins in their natural habitat. It is like some surreal zoo exhibit. Freaky.

  9. nicequote

    *I can’t sit on someone right now that I despise*

    orly?

  10. Tom

    He Chinese, He play joke, he steal your fucking wedding band bitch.

  11. Jade

    Why the hatred for him?

    It is his lovely wife that deserves the hatred and angst. It seems he tried to fix his marriage or get out, and instead his wife held him hostage and made him play pretend so she could whore their kids.

    So why is he the bad guy?

  12. #9

    Rob Kardashian, totally.

  13. Jefferson Obama

    Let me tell you something right now I had no brothers and sisters but my daddy smoked crack and went to jail and left me alone to rob and steal. What you reap is this chinese fuck will know karma

  14. oo

    “Tomorrow I could be maybe … America’s favorite dad again.” Hmm… I wouldn’t hold your breath, chubs.

  15. F*ck you back dude

    Jon Gosselin “I can’t sit on someone right now that I despise.”

    What?? Is he trying to say he takes it up the ass.

  16. Andy

    Is he azn?

  17. justifiable

    #12 There’s no love for either of ‘em, but look at his behavior in the press today and in the past months and tell me with a straight face that he was the mature partner in the marriage. All of a sudden I’m feeling sympathy for her rather than for this overgrown two year old. People dislike seeing a guy with 8 young kids who’s been promoting himself as DadMan run around on his ATV with his cock out flaunting any number of assorted girlfriends before the divorce papers have cooled off.

    Think of your kids, you fuckbag – if they can’t get access to the internet now, they will in future. And right now their playmate’s parents sure can – and you can be sure their kids will pick up all sorts of shit from them. “Your daddy hates your mommy. Your mommy is a thief” is NOT something any little kid ever needs to hear. It’s not just about you and your little issues, JON, so shut your pie hole.

  18. paula

    For some reason, I believe Jon is genuine. With him, what you see is what you get. I certainly would not pass it by Kate the martyr to take his ring while making sure she still wears hers for her public. She is SO fake, it is not even funny. Looking at her playing and doing some activities with the kids is pathetic. It is so obvious she does not enjoy any of those activities and can hardly wait to get back to the million $ home and make her next apointment for hair and nails.

  19. YAYA

    why is JON GOSSELIN whinning about his wedding ring i mean who seriously gives a crap about his ex-wife taking his ring no one cares this guy just wants to be on tv!! he should go under a rock and stay there forever!! this looser can’t he keep nothing to himself he keeps informing the media about his life doesn’t he get it NO ONE GIVES A CRAP about what’s going on in his life!! THESE PEOPLE ARE SOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. YAYA

    why is JON GOSSELIN whinning about his wedding ring i mean who seriously gives a crap about his ex-wife taking his ring no one cares this guy just wants to be on tv!! he should go under a rock and stay there forever!! this looser can’t he keep nothing to himself he keeps informing the media about his life doesn’t he get it NO ONE GIVES A CRAP about what’s going on in his life!! THESE PEOPLE ARE SOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!! THEY SHOULD JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Randal

    Randal has added Jon Gosselin to the not-important-enough-to-even-have-a-posting-on-The-FISH list.

    Randal

  22. EricLR

    The fact that this guy has eight kids and hasn’t yet committed sepuku is reason enough to show the guy some respect. The fact that he endured that shrew Kate on *top* of that must make him some kind of samurai superman or something. If I were him I would have nose-dived off a bridge about two seconds after she said “And I’m keeping them all too.”

  23. Anonymous

    I don’t watch this garbage and never will, but this Kate skank sounds like a total beyotch. Glad this guy is telling it like it most likely is.

  24. havoc

    Smack my bitch up….

    .

  25. marme

    Well said superficial writer!

  26. derpaderp

    At least The Superficial writer admits who the real issue is here by the last sentence.

    Let Jon live his life. If he’s not putting his children’s lives in risk (which nobody here, or with the papprazzi can prove he’s doing), then get over it already. God forbid a guy who’s been married to a “sociopathic control freak with a painstakingly calculated public persona that portrays her as the victim” for how ever many years, wants to bang a 20 something, or buy a nice car. I think most guys that disagree, are jealous they can’t do the same.

  27. Parker

    Kate is a bossy wench who needs only the soothing, hard shaft of an eager penis wedged into her tight behind to loosen her up. I’ve offered to do it but she hasn’t called me. Yet.

    John is a whiny doormat desperate to show the world how its not his fault he’s a doormat and how people should respect doormats like him but for some reason they keep wiping their shoes on him. Kate didn’t turn him into a doormat. He came that way. Now he’s the star of his own play, From Doormat to Douchebag.

  28. god.. he sounds like a whiny woman..
    Grow a pair ya friggin girlie man!!

  29. KEN

    Really the putz just needs to grow a pair and pull his head out (I know, which one)….. In Texas here, I am under the understanding that if he is schtupping other women and he is still married then that is grounds for the divorce court to find against him. Then they will be in a jar on her mantle. And he is worried about his ring…..douche.

  30. That's what's up

    #10 i love you

    and to the rest of the guys on here bashing Kate Gosselin, give me a break. the reality is you can’t stand women with power, control, or an opinion. men like that all end up in their 30s,40s,50s…you get the idea…and forever single with nothing but a serious gut upon which their plump man boobs rest upon. After one too many nights of chronic masturbation the skin on their wangs will wear off and the only thing safe to watch is Ace of Cakes which still manage to give you mild painful boner.
    stop hating women so much because deep down you fear no one will really love you. I mean, no one does, but that’s besides the point. if this is what you want then take a good look at the adorable Mr. Gosselin. His budding breasts are your crystal balls into the future.

  31. That's what's up

    and a big thank you to all the guys on here who called Jon G out for what he is.

    your commentary was brilliant and made my day

  32. Kelsey

    No, they write shit because you go on talkshows like GMA and run your douchebag mouth.
    Like these kids aren’t fucked up enough already. You know they’re going to grow up and read all this garbage eventually because these people are so wrapped up in their own egos that they don’t know when to shut up and think of the welfare of their children.

  33. Jamie's Uterus

    Its all true. Kate is truly horrible.

  34. Dee

    Jon Gosselin in a fucking tool. He’s really thinking of his kids as he trashes their mother to the media. Say what you want about Kate but she hasn’t said much. At least she gives a shit about the kids, because he obviously doesn’t. What a complete asshole. He is making Kate look like the nice one with his horrible behavior.

  35. me

    Suddenly Kate is looking better and better everyday.

    Wait…maybe not.

    I def. thought after the “divorce” episode that they would have INTEGRITY and cancel this show- but no- theyre just feeding the tabloid spectacle- and their poor kids are having to deal with a divorce at a young age AND the cameras in their face at the same time??

    Like Fish said once before, I guess DIGNITY doesn’t pay the bills.

  36. Laurel

    Jon is the biggest douche-y McDouche on the planet. I seem to remember that he said he has concerns over what they (he and Kate) say going forward knowing that, someday, their children will read about it on the internet. Surprisingly, he can’t shut his fat mouth. It’s amazing to me the crap he spews.

    I guess this is why Kate fell off my bitch-radar. At least she knows how to keep her mouth shut.

  37. nancy

    why is this asshole taking his kids to the fence? does he know these people. all he needs is some jerk becoming fixated with one of them and god knows what could happen. as a father he is supposed to be protecting them, not putting them in possible danger

  38. denise

    This guy is so gross….he makes K-Fed(and fed and fed) look like father
    of the year.
    What an asshole. A couple more burgers and he’ll look like Fed too.
    Drop off the planet already.

  39. It's me

    If it was me,,,you’d be finding your ring up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. It's me

    If it was me,,,you’d be finding your ring up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. It's me

    If it was me,,,you’d be finding your ring up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Galtacticus

    Did he check Hailey Glassman’s vagina?

  43. S.s

    Only stupid one could say something like that (even if it’s true).

  44. Nero

    Just follow the genital warts track!

  45. i call 'em as I see 'em

    CHOAD!

  46. terri

    Kate…. The “T” in often is silent!!

  47. Danielle

    For all of those that say “who cares” or ” just go away” why are still googling this shit. You’re the ones’ that feed into the media frenzy. There are those of us that truly care about this family as a whole and recognize that set aside the media and the money crap they deal with the same issues we do.

  48. Sean

    I don’t support or have the back of Jon Gosselin but if Jon is such a tool, what does that make Kate? She picked him and chose to have EIGHT children with him, who all bear his surname. If she has such a poor opinion of him why doesn’t she change her last name back to her maiden name? That could be an episode of her new TLC show, “Kate+8: SWTSM (Stupid White Trash Single Mother).” That episode could air right after the season premier, “Kate Gets A Tummy Tuck.” Kate Gosselin = vapid, vane, superficial, poor-excuse-for-a-mother, train wreck in progress. Maybe she could team up with “Octomom” Nadya Suleman, they could call it, “Dumb and Dumber: The Cable TV Series.”

  49. Verbal and emotional abuse need to be brought to the forefront in this country, instead of women condoning it…..recognize it and condemn it. Kate did this with her children and Jon. Don’t do this with your kids and husbands. Make a better family.
    Would you tell a woman to shut up or make fun of her if she said she was abused? Why do you do that to a man? Think women cannot abuse? The joke is on you or you do the same in your home.

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