Since we’re talking about portly men winning the uterus lottery, Jon Gosselin apparently received TLC’s permission to give an interview with Good Morning America which airs next week. Jon reveals he was tired of being verbally abused by Kate while she abandoned the kids:
“She’ll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn’t going anywhere,” Gosselin told “Good Morning America’s” Chris Cuomo in his first television interview since the divorce papers were filed.
Gosselin, 32, said he was at home with the eight children — one set of twins and one of sextuplets — while his wife was traveling.
“Well, excuse me, I’m taking care of the kids. She’s on book tours, she’s doing all these things. You know, she’s gone a week. You know, comes back. Packs up and leaves again,” Gosselin said. “I’m standing there like, ‘Oh, OK. Your mom’s gone again.’”
Of course, Jon has proved Kate wrong and is really doing something with his life now that the divorce papers are filed. While some might say he’s just riding his ATV around and seducing unattractive women, there’s more to it than that: He talks on the phone, too.
dork | September 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I wish someone would abuse me
Lili | September 2, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Jon Gosselin and G-Force….guinea pigs with Bluetooth technology!
Kevin Federline | September 2, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Just put on some more weight, bruh. Once the fly honeys is all up on you, you gonna forget all about that biotch, yo. I’ll let you in on a secret. Brittney used to spank me when I ate Oreos, but look at me now!
fearsarewishes | September 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm
What exactly is a “lame fish”?
http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 2, 2009 at 1:17 pm
No, I think cheeseburgers abused him.
FACE | September 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm
What a pussy – this proves it.
Ella | September 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm
If he was sick of being “abused” why the fuck did he keep his mouth shut for TEN years? Considering they’ve been married that long, MAYBE he should have opened his mouth YEARS ago! Instead now he wants us to join his pity party and pretend like he was/is a victim instead of a spineless loser.
sixpack | September 2, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Oh dude, PLEASE take the spunk haired one and leap off a building together. You are a disgrace. Really glad you both took marriage seriously and weighed the consequences cranking out EIGHT GODDAMN KIDS only to get divorced a few years later. Classy, hope all the “extra swag” was worth it.
lame | September 2, 2009 at 1:39 pm
You’re a bit obsessed with this ATV thing, aren’t you Mr. Fish? Who cares about these people? They are basically on their way to Heidi and Spencer-dom
cd | September 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm
he kind of reminds me of kfed…
Max Planck | September 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm
They are all a waste of space.
Kels | September 2, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Big deal. He’s just a typical, submissive CHINO who will take any white girl that comes his way. Can we move on, please?
Kels | September 2, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Big deal. He’s just a typical, submissive CHINO who will take any white girl that comes his way. Can we move on, please?
wundersmack | September 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm
At least Kate is out trying to earn a living. Jon is just mad because this cuts into his party-with-skanks time. Note to Jon — these are your children! Stop resenting having to “babysit” them, and instead be a father.
I'm Obama and I approve... | September 2, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I know what he means…Michelle beats me, and forces me to fix her protein shakes.
Danklin24 | September 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm
What the fuck is a lame fish?? Is that jap talk for lazyass? Does this tool always speak in soundbites because his interviews never make any fucking sense.
shellibelli | September 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Looks like she was right!
michael jackson's brain | September 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Time to put on the big-boy pants and man up, there, Jon. 8 kids and you let your marriage fall apart. Deal with it.
Dar | September 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I’d heard that Kate had a big, fat, hairy and smelly pussy. Once she divorces it, I hope it goes away for good…
smith | September 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I feel sorry for you Jon, your were cheating on her before the announcement.
If it was all that bad you would of left long before. Your just mad that kate has spoken about the seperation or divorce and your not the shinning star in all this. I agree with several people your not the babysitter your their dad. Act like one. You want everyone to say poor Jon well thats not going to happen. She has done what any woman would do to keep her household running when you have eight kids. You were their when she wrote the books and you agreed to be the stay at home dad. You had no complaints when the money was coming in. Your a celeb. because of Jon & Kate Plus eight. Not because of Jon Gosselin your trying very hard to sell yourself but you have nothing to offer. Your just a sad man
she needs a wicked backhand | September 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Ahhh ………he’s posturing for a good share of the divorce loot….and nobody is going to get along with that fucking bitch..she physically beats her kids, beats the dogs and would mentally abuse anyone stupid enough to hook up with her…she needs a strong pimp hand to get her under control
LoloTexas8 | September 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Nice try looser, get over yourself. No one has a perfect marriage, but you stood in the back ground and didnt say anything, you just got to the point where you were jealous. YOU’RE SUCH A LOOSER!
WTF | September 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm
@20
Come on man (or woman), learn the difference between your and you’re!!!
lisa | September 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm
See Jon, you should have been a master scam artist /child pimp like your wife. Now she’s goin’ places bwaahaaha
fatty | September 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm
“While some might say he’s just riding his ATV around and seducing unattractive women, there’s more to it than that: He talks on the phone, too.”
And lest we forget, he also EATS. A LOT.
fatty | September 2, 2009 at 4:07 pm
“While some might say he’s just riding his ATV around and seducing unattractive women, there’s more to it than that: He talks on the phone, too.”
And lest we forget, he also EATS. A LOT.
hateyoufornoreason | September 2, 2009 at 4:09 pm
“She’ll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn’t going anywhere,”
TRUTH HURTS, DOESN’T IT, ASSHOLE???????
WTF Part 2 | September 2, 2009 at 4:11 pm
@ 22
Dude come the hell on!!! You’re calling him a looser? Are his clothes to big or something? Say it with me now L O S E R. There ya go, now you got it…
nip it ! | September 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm
“Jon reveals he was tired of being verbally abused”
- should have punched her in the face, then killed that squirrel that lives on top of her head
Jon | September 2, 2009 at 4:22 pm
“Kate’s vagina had rows of razor teeth like a shark – when she changed her tampon it sounded like an electric pencil sharpener”
Jon | September 2, 2009 at 4:38 pm
“Kate abused me”
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_ “when I’d tell her I was tired of watching the kids she’d push my head into her lap and make me smell her rancid tuna boat.”
KEN | September 2, 2009 at 5:04 pm
You really have to wonder where he gets his ugly ass shirt collection. Notoriety obviously has no bearing on taste regarding clothes. Also, with his growing paunch one has to question the level of desperation that his wenches are showing……crazy….
Irene Barcelo | September 2, 2009 at 5:18 pm
OMG – Grow up Jon!
Hefe | September 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Can we fucking stop promoting the hell out of this LOSER??
PartyGirl | September 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I always thought she was a condenscending bitch myself. I would never have put up with her verbal abuse. However, that’s no excuse for the way he handled the break down of the relationship. He should have manned up and done it the right way, which goes back to her only point, if you want something done right you gotta tell them how to do it, or do it yourself. What a catch 22….
Freddo | September 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm
You love him, Superficial writer, don’t you? Admit it, you sucker of a gosselin-cock.
Jamie's Uterus | September 2, 2009 at 7:14 pm
It was obvious on the show that she was an abusive shrew. She should be arrested or put in a mental institution. I really loathe both of them, but her more.
M | September 2, 2009 at 8:38 pm
He’s the ninth child. Grow the fuck up!
Del | September 2, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Wow … that’s some weird stuff.
ducky | September 2, 2009 at 10:46 pm
@4, @16…
Maybe his brain was too addled with hair gel and disoriented by hideous t-shirt patterns to come up with the classic “lame duck”.
Julia | September 2, 2009 at 11:01 pm
This has to be the most “obvious” headline ever – like millions of people didn’t witness the abuse first hand on the show!!
slopez | September 3, 2009 at 2:32 am
his face looks like postmortem drowned victim.
Damo | September 3, 2009 at 5:02 am
Why are we continuing to hear about this dickhead?
Less fat loser nobodies, and more titties.
Thx.
giA | September 3, 2009 at 5:52 am
iLL ABUSE U dork …..abuse u real baddd! .. wish granted comment #1
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Maddy | September 3, 2009 at 9:16 am
Yeah, dad! And, when you leave us alone with her, she abuses us too. DON’T Go!!!!!
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Galtacticus | September 3, 2009 at 10:34 am
Aww! Sounds like he isn’t much of a match for Kate Gosselin.
pammie | September 3, 2009 at 11:00 am
“She’ll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn’t going anywhere,”
Can someone translate this for me? If I had to look at & deal with this idiot I’d be on a book tour too. He has money because of Kate. This guy would not cut the grass if his wife didn’t nag. He’s the lazy 9th child.
EricLR | September 3, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Note to Jon: It only counts as abuse if she made you have sex with her, or touch her hair.