Jon Gosselin just got f-cked in the divorce

December 18th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Jon and Kate Gosselin’s divorce was just finalized this morning and there’s a pretty good chance Jon’s going to need that gun he just bought. For his mouth. TMZ reports:

We’ve learned under the arbitrator’s award, Jon must make huge child support payments — we’re told 5 figures a month. And here’s the problem. TLC has now shut down Jon’s ability to take outside jobs. The irony — he did himself in.
We’ve also learned Jon was charged every penny of the $235,000 that he withdrew from their joint account. That amount was deducted from his piece of the settlement.
As for Jon’s claim that Kate should be docked for money she withdrew … we’ve learned Jon struck out. The arbitrator determined every penny she withdrew was for the benefit of the kids.

Of course the child support issue will probably be resolved now that Jon has no choice but to either a.) drive off a cliff or b.) willingly allow Kate and TLC to film Kate Plus 8 which is really what this has always been about: The safety and emotional well-being of the children. Keeping Kate Gosselin’s mug on TV so she can narrate shit in that monotone voice.

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  1. Rhialto

    He’s the poor man’s TW.

  2. Darth

    This isn’t much surprising but how is he ever gonna pay this?

  3. no_one_yuno

    Alimony and child support = the screwing ya get for the screwing ya got

  4. jay

    ha-ha … funny :)

  5. zuzuspetals

    We live in a land in which a woman can get herself knocked up with too many babies, sell them to producers, treat her kids like dogshit on camera for the entire world to see, and somehow she ends up being awarded money?
    Jesusfuckinchrist if this isn’t a sign of end times I don’t what is.

  6. Kevin

    I find it sad how this argument with venom is so biased on both sides of the argument, you gotta take both sides into account not just believe your side and that the other is totally wrong. Be more like #35

  7. Jen

    I feel sorry for Jon. Why the hell did she take fertillity drugs, then try to nail him with all that child support. She should be resonsible for suppying money for those kids to.
    That’s all white women are about. I don’t understand why any man would have wanted to marry that evil white lazy bitch. She never kept her own kids and she sure will not keep them now.

  8. Taylor

    Jon was railroaded by this cow in this divorce! Who told her to have all those kids.

  9. Samela

    @venom666

    For the record, I’m not American, but thanks for playing.

  10. rex kramer

    Was she a cunt? Hells yeah. She demasculated John completely. When he finally decides to grow a set he does it with the nanny and that other piece of mediocre trim. He effed himself. All he had to do when the marriage fell apart was shut up and stay out of the news. The whole world knew she was a frigid bitch, but he totally shit the bed. Now he has had his balls handed to him in court, with no way to earn that kind of money. Kate will call him a deadbeat dad and drag him back into court for not paying the outrageous child support and have him thrown in jail. She will have her own new show, only deal with her kids on camera and have nannies raise the kids. Folks, this has murder-suicide written all over it.

  11. rex kramer

    Was she a cunt? Hells yeah. She demasculated John completely. When he finally decides to grow a set he does it with the nanny and that other piece of mediocre trim. He effed himself. All he had to do when the marriage fell apart was shut up and stay out of the news. The whole world knew she was a frigid bitch, but he totally shit the bed. Now he has had his balls handed to him in court, with no way to earn that kind of money. Kate will call him a deadbeat dad and drag him back into court for not paying the outrageous child support and have him thrown in jail. She will have her own new show, only deal with her kids on camera and have nannies raise the kids. Folks, this has murder-suicide written all over it.

  12. I Make More Than You

    @venom666

    Please leave America you tool. We don’t like you either.

  13. dsfsdfddsfsds

    The woman is favored 10 to 1 against a man in a divorce.. I’m so surprised.

  14. dsfsdfddsfsds

    50, there’s actually over 1,000 rights granted by the federal government with marriage.

  15. Dissenter

    A man got fucked in a divorce? In other news, sky still blue, water still wet. The man gets fucked in *every* divorce.

    It’s funny to me how the media has come around to Kate’s side now that she’s the only one that TLC can make money off of.

    When the show was on, it was all about “oh what a poor guy, he’s constantly being belittle by that hateful shrew bitch of a wife”. But as soon as they split and he gets a girlfriend and tries to live a little, it’s “oh he’s such a horrible douchebag” and Kate suddenly gets a media makeover as the concerned mom and wronged wife.

    Seriously?!?

    If I had spent 10 years being browbeat by that bitch, the moment we split I’d have gotten a girlfriend, too. People want to be with people who are kind to them. You can’t fault that.

  16. I hope that Kate gets the show back. There is no way she can support that many kids take care of a house and go back to work. I hate how John wanted the show to end saying how bad it was for the kids but only once he was cut out. Hopefully she has full custody and she can get back to her normal life.

  17. Lewis

    Venom666. Reason: Because they fucking want to. People want to get married, end of story. People also WANT to have kids, get a dog, smoke, drink, do drugs, work out, eat healthy, eat UNhealthy, fuck trees, whatever else. End of story. Just because you’re bitter whatever broad was dumb enough to date you either left you at the alter or was driven to lesbianism doesn’t mean all women are in the wrong. If anything, you’re a disgrace to us.

  18. Lewis

    Uhm, by the way Venom, your number four? Makes no sense. The WOMAN’S parents pay for 100% of the wedding according to American conventions. So your argument there is completely the OPPOSITE of what you want. AND, it’s WHOSE if it’s in possessive form. If you are going to criticize American conventions and such, learn to speak out most widely used unofficial language.

  19. 2cups

    This dumb ass makes Hawaii look bad. It’s a good thing that he’s Korean and not an actual Hawaiian!

  20. why is he making child support payments? it’s not like she doesn’t have any money and she is going to cash in on that show like the fame whore she is.

    so he was into poking the help and any 20 something he can get his hands on, doesn’t mean he should be supporting his crazy ass ex who already has enough money from exploiting her kids.

  21. Karen

    Aw c’mon. Kate told John what to do because he plainly didn’t have a clue himself. He’s just that dumb. And if he had shut up and done what he was told, he would still have money.

    And making it with the babysitter doesn’t prove he grew a set; it shows he could only relate to teeny boppers, and those slightly older. And gee, even they were disappointed — because without her to do his thinking, his thoughts and actions were just a mess.

    So now he has to pay for his inability to keep his mouth shut, follow directions, and act responsibly. Too bad, so sad. Then again, it wasn’t talent that got him where he was in the first place. He should’ve been grateful instead of a fool.

    And finally, It’s not her fault he didn’t come with balls. And no doubt she’ll be a sweeter person when she’s finally with a real man instead of a little boy/ man impersonator.

  22. s

    Venom666

    this whole trail became all about you.

    congrats.

    douche.

  23. ladybug

    Yeah for Kate,

    That is what you get for screwing around. Big fat liar..

  24. KellyAnn

    AGAIN-I wished I had read your post earlier. Why do some people get married: Let me see, SOME people actually truly LOVE eachother, truly RESPECT eachother and truly want to spend their lives together. To be honest, before I met my husdband, I NEVER thought I would get married-wasn’t in my plans. We have been married for 15 years now, I DID NOT get fat and lazy-still the same weight I was before the wedding-123lb, 5’4. I respect myself so I will not jeopardize my health for any reason-such as gaining uneccessary weight. I do agree with you that some women do let themselves go, however so do some men after they get married. I hope that you, along with others, finally find that person that you are meant to be with and that it works out well for you. I am sorry that you, obviously, have had some bad personal experiences. As I tell our children, without the bad in life, we cannot fully appreciate the good that comes along in life as well.
    As far as Jon Gosselin-he screwed himself plain and simply. Yes, in the two episodes I saw of Jon and Kate plus 8, she is definitely a control freak who also needs to learn how to treat people. It was obvious to me that neither had any respect for eachother. Which the children picked on.
    We also tell our children that it is wrong to degrade an entire gender, race, religion because of what a handful of people may have done. Again, you along with some others, have managed to degrade an entire gender because of what a few women may have done to you or those you care about. That is ignorant on you behalf. This also applies to the women who have degraded all men because of what a few may have done to them. Hang in there, try to change your attitude and you will hopefully, be pleasantly surpised how life will turn out for you-good luck-KellyAnn-happily married to an amazing man!

  25. lizbeth

    They are BOTH low life pieces of sh*t! Screw them and screw TLC for allowing this to go on for so long. Most of the viewing audience just wants to VOMIT when they see these two…”parents”.
    Jon deserves a job riding the back of a garbage truck everyday from 6 to 5 and Kate deserves to be emptying the bed pans at the local nursing home. End of story……They are both UNFIT to raise the kids, they’ve probably spent all those kids money by now or will soon enough. Media wh*res, both of them…Go away already.

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