Jon Gosselin is still with Hailey. Why not?

The Superficial / August 7, 2009

Seen here in their “Kate’s Totally Getting the Kids” photo shoot, Jon Gosselin was spotted with Hailey Glassman yesterday who he’s apparently still dating, according to RadarOnline:

And while Jon has been seen with other women, it was clear on Thursday that for him it’s all about 22-year-old Hailey. Asked if they are still together, the hand-holding couple says yes, as you can see on RadarOnline.com’s exclusive video.
So what about all those rumors out there, Hailey?
“Oy vey,” she told us with a smile.
Both emphatically deny a breakup with Hailey saying, “Don’t believe everything you read.”

Jesus Christ. How many chicks can this guy bang at one time? Had I known having eight kids was such a turn on, I maybe would’ve stayed involved in all my illegitimate children’s lives. But, noooo, I had to write them letters saying I was a secret agent who can’t be around little kids because they’re shitty secret-keepers. Ah, well, at least they’ll grow up adjusted.