Jon Gosselin is still with Hailey. Why not?

August 7th, 2009 // 136 Comments

Seen here in their “Kate’s Totally Getting the Kids” photo shoot, Jon Gosselin was spotted with Hailey Glassman yesterday who he’s apparently still dating, according to RadarOnline:

And while Jon has been seen with other women, it was clear on Thursday that for him it’s all about 22-year-old Hailey. Asked if they are still together, the hand-holding couple says yes, as you can see on RadarOnline.com’s exclusive video.
So what about all those rumors out there, Hailey?
“Oy vey,” she told us with a smile.
Both emphatically deny a breakup with Hailey saying, “Don’t believe everything you read.”

Jesus Christ. How many chicks can this guy bang at one time? Had I known having eight kids was such a turn on, I maybe would’ve stayed involved in all my illegitimate children’s lives. But, noooo, I had to write them letters saying I was a secret agent who can’t be around little kids because they’re shitty secret-keepers. Ah, well, at least they’ll grow up adjusted.

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  1. rumble grumble gurgle roar

    this guy has to have an 18-inch schlong. or he’s trying to create another 8 kids as quickly as possible to battle his first 8 – Jon’s 8 versus Kate’s 8 pay per view special.

  2. Jon = Douche

    @1

    I suspect an 18 inch schlong. It takes A LOT of cock to keep a girl like Hailey interested. Well, that and blow….and alcohol….and money.

  3. would I hit it?

    she has nice hands. I wouldn’t mind a handjob from her. She could rub one out on those droopy titties of her.

    It’s really sad. Daddy is a plastic surgeon and his own daughter has a fugly nose and saggy boobs. Why can’t he fix her?

  4. Ed Hardy t shirt = douche

  5. I don’t get it. Darn fugly, breasts beginning to sag at 22, definitely a bag over the head type.

  6. mxr

    Please stop writing about this loser. Who gives a fucking shit where this ed hardy wearing douche is sticking his dick. Come on Superficial, you’re better than this.

  7. ElizabethM

    How many Ed Hardy shirts did he get???

  8. STOP WEARING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHIRTS

  9. tm

    Who in the hell cares?

  10. RB

    Who do I have to blow to get you to stop writing about this guy?!?!

  11. Home Town

    Those Ed Hardy shirts are so friggin nasty…. Jon is a douchebag

  12. Nanotyrannus

    She’s totally giving him fashion tips. I think that’s cute, but you know what’s in right now at Forever 21 and A&F? Fire. Yeah, they should try to wear fire next. Lots and lots of fire.

  13. Gah

    The sunglasses over the turned-around cap – the diamond earring – the shirt – what an amazing, cool look for him!

    Fucking sad.

  14. cracka ass

    D O U C H E !

  15. ElizabethM

    Yeahhhhhhhhhhh, he’s confusing “cool” with “tool”.

  16. Willie Dixon

    So “Ed Hardy” is the maker of douche bag apparel…this look has always been so incredibly lame.

    I mean, is that shirt bedazzled and did he bedazzle his ear to match it? The quality of the women he dates (too young or desperate to know better) is speaking volumes here.

  17. He's got the sausage tits!

    Who cares.. He fathered 8 kids and has alot of baggage. What kind of girl would go out with him? Just gross……….

  18. kimbeer

    Live the Dream Jon. He is awesome and a good father! – datingsportsfans.com

  19. steve O

    say whatever you want, he’s free of that nasty chomping gyro and he’s getting much better gash than he should…more power to him.

  20. Oscar

    So, homeless pics are now on high stake?

  21. ****

    I take THAT over that battle axe Kate any day

  22. JoJo

    This guy’s never had so much pussy even if it’s skanky pussy, must be nice to abandon your kids to live the dream.

  23. Hilarious

    I bet her asshole looks like the Lincoln Tunnel.

  24. Perkin Merkin

    I’m sure he’s doing the butt because we all saw what happened to him when he did the Vag.

  25. Navajito

    is not for the size is for the money, but well these chicks really are ugly needs a good teacher he must be pick some girl of the size of Bar Rafaeli or Marissa Miller….agggggg well he can get only ugly girls

  26. Rainman

    @28 – Are you retarded?

  27. namehere

    GROSS GROSS GROSS AND GROSS

  28. KrazyKat314

    Two fucktards.

  29. jules

    Jon & Kate make me miss Heidi & Spencer…

  30. Kamakazi Kunt

    Sweeties, the idea of him having an 18 inch dick is as prosperous as having a Mexican whore without the donkey attached.

  31. gibbon

    Why not indeed! Jon is a tard with lack of facial expression = to an armadillo. He should be so lucky!

  32. This girl is a genetic disaster! Shouldn’t breed.

  33. Not one of these chicks would look twice at this balding, cheating, average-looking, trying to act younger dad of 8 if he didn’t have his fame and fortune.

  34. Not one of these chicks would look twice at this balding, cheating, average-looking, trying to act younger dad of 8 if he didn’t have his fame and fortune.

  35. Nancy Crowder

    What a disgusting article! What disgusting comments! Do most of you people know no more words than filthy ones?

  36. Nancy Crowder

    What a disgusting article! What disgusting comments! Do most of you people know no more words than filthy ones?

  37. Nancy Crowder

    What a disgusting article! What disgusting comments! Do most of you people know no more words than filthy ones?

  38. Bettieann

    Why do people have to become vulgar when referring to a tragic situation? If its over between Jon and Kate, so be it. Leave them both alone and whatever they chose to do is their personal business. They should both be able to date and move on as long as the kids are taken care of.

    Move on people….

  39. “rumble grumble gurgle roar – August 7, 2009 12:03 PM

    this guy has to have an 18-inch schlong. or he’s trying to create another 8 kids as quickly as possible to battle his first 8 – Jon’s 8 versus Kate’s 8 pay per view special.”

    HAHAHA!!! That’s the best explanation I’ve heard thus far.

  40. Kelsy

    I couldn’t care less about Jon but the author of this article made me laugh out loud with that last paragraph! Nice job! Thanks for the giggles.

  41. joe s

    Imagine if these two genetic defects re-produce….a nasty looking jew and a gross gook or half gook or what ever the fuck he is….are women that money hungry that they will sleep with a nasty asian like that?

  42. jaylynn

    I am grossed out. About the whole thing. Jon. Kate. The treatment of those poor kids. How we are fascinated. The media. Everything. I’m even grossed out at myself because I keep clicking on links to read this crap.

    It’s easy to say such harsh things when you can think of them as fake people. They do have people who love them, and I can think of several people I actually know who have engaged in some pretty scandalous behavior. People act stupid. A lot of men try to look and act young as they age and end up looking stupid. A lot of women treat their husbands like crap because they are insecure. A lot of 22 year olds date the older, richer, seemingly sweet douche because they are tired of the drunken frat boys that think they are only good for a quick bang and maybe a meal (and the money. a lotta little girls love money). I bet she kinda felt sorry for him. She just needs to grow up and live life a little.

    I do find it sad, though. Poor kids for everything in their lives being in the media. Jon and Kate asked for it and continue to. I guess they like fame regardless of how soul crushing and consumed with greed their lives have become.

    I say if we don’t want to hear about it, we should stop clicking on the links, leaving comments, watching the boring, annoying show. It’s a bad breakup that happens to be on TV…and the internet…and every magazine…and the newspapers(gross). Not really that interesting. I know I’m done clicking on this crap. My brain hurts from lack of use. Time to learn instead of gawk.

  43. D. B.

    OMG WHO CARES?? What really makes me SICK is that this guy is getting any kind of air time, fame and cash for having 8 kids and then screwing around??? Move on to something that deserves your attention and let this guy crawl back into his hole!!!!

  44. Cherri

    I agree……Jon is a doucebag………and Ms Haley kinda favors Kate….may Haley receive the same pain in life that she has put Kate through. Jon has shown us who is to blame…………………wonder if he will remember he has 8 kids and one day they will have all of this tto see………

  45. Cherri

    I agree……Jon is a doucebag………and Ms Haley kinda favors Kate….may Haley receive the same pain in life that she has put Kate through. Jon has shown us who is to blame…………………wonder if he will remember he has 8 kids and one day they will have all of this tto see………

  46. jonygood

    Jon screw all these ass wipes talking shit about you. You go on with your life chin up. Peace my brother

  47. VICTORIA19532001

    MR OR MS GIBBON #34, JOHN HAD SO MUCH ABUSE FROM KATE, NO WONDER HE DOES’T HAVE ANY FACIAL EXPRESSION. HE WAS NOTHING BUT A ROBOT FOR KATE. PERSONALLY, I THINK JON WAS SET FREE FROM A BITCH. ALL SHE DID WAS TO TRY AND CONTROL HIS EVERY MOVE. ANYONE CAN TAKE SO MUCH. I SAY, “GOOD FOR JON”. I HATE DIVORCE. BUT NO ONE SHOULD BE TREATED THE WAY KATE TREATED JON. HE’S STILL A GOOD DAD. HE IS DOING HIS DUTY TOWARD THEM.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HE DOESN’T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH KATE’S BIG MOUTH.

  48. tommychong

    Jon screw all these ass wipes talking shit about you. You go on with your life chin up. Peace my brother

  49. longjonsilver

    Jon screw all these ass wipes talking shit about you. You go on with your life chin up. Peace my brother

  50. dp

    Did ya ever wonder whats gonna happen when the show is canceled and the money runs out? Cause it will happen. Then we can all sit back and have a good laugh.

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