Jon Gosselin is still with Hailey. Why not?

Seen here in their “Kate’s Totally Getting the Kids” photo shoot, Jon Gosselin was spotted with Hailey Glassman yesterday who he’s apparently still dating, according to RadarOnline:

And while Jon has been seen with other women, it was clear on Thursday that for him it’s all about 22-year-old Hailey. Asked if they are still together, the hand-holding couple says yes, as you can see on’s exclusive video.
So what about all those rumors out there, Hailey?
“Oy vey,” she told us with a smile.
Both emphatically deny a breakup with Hailey saying, “Don’t believe everything you read.”

Jesus Christ. How many chicks can this guy bang at one time? Had I known having eight kids was such a turn on, I maybe would’ve stayed involved in all my illegitimate children’s lives. But, noooo, I had to write them letters saying I was a secret agent who can’t be around little kids because they’re shitty secret-keepers. Ah, well, at least they’ll grow up adjusted.