Jon Gosselin’s affair confirmed by mistress’ family

May 6th, 2009 // 195 Comments

Despite the fact both parties have denied a relationship, the relatives of 23-year-old Deanna Hummel are coming forward to confirm she’s been having an affair with Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8. Her brother Jason provided Us Weekly with all the details:

“She’s a nice girl, not a homewrecker,” Jason tells Us Weekly. “He is a bad liar. This isn’t healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to help her myself. I hope this clears the air.”
After Jon and Deanna met in mid-January at Chill Lounge in Reading, Pennsylvania (they sent each other $3 shots), Jason says Jon — who has twins, 8, and sextuplets, 5 — began relentlessly pursuing his sister. By mid-February, he was coming over to their Reading house.
At the Hummel house, Jason says Deanna and Jon would “pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He’s a grown man.”
He also adds, “A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who’s, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast.”

Also, I’m pretty sure Jon yells a lot during sex. Mostly things like:

“I get to keep my testicles afterward?! OH, GOD!”
“There aren’t post-it notes on your vagina telling me what to do! YES, YES!”
“No kids are walking in! No kids are walking in! No kids are WALKING IN!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Sam

    #50 – Thanks, Oprah. Sorry about the weight.

  2. #41 – That’s like a stripper getting mad for a guy telling her she’s making him hard.

  3. Fleur

    #43 – what does Oprah know about children or families? These are my thoughts and come for my experience as a wife and mother. When did Oprah corner the market on personal values? Sad

  4. dinnyv

    To all those saying her vagina must be like an ampitheater, didn’t she have c-sections?

  5. Deacon Jones

    @50

    Actually, Sam hit it right on the head. And if you want to start profiling people, I bet you’re the kind of women who shuffles alongside her girlfriend with a stroller while you eat soft pretzels in your matching white sweatpants, and quietly mouth the words “whore” or “bitch” to each other when a hot chick walks by.

    If this network want’s rating, they should put a camera on Kate NOW, and stream video on the web. If they put one ad on espn.com or something theyd make millions. Millions of men laughing while she bawls her eyes in between violent outbursts.

  6. Kpolj

    #49…like that nagging bitch psycho won’t emotionally fuck them up!?

  7. Fleur

    #52 How do I respond to such wit? Clearly you are a master wordsmith.

  8. Right

    #50 sounds like a giant slut. I’m sure you’re unsatisfied because your vagina has been f***ed so much it looks like roast beef. When you pass people they hear you whistling but your mouth isn’t moving. It’s not the guys(100+) fault that they can’t satisfy you. Maybe you shouldn’t sleep around so much. The way you describe it, you’ve been used a lot by these types of guys. Then you go run your mouth like the dirty whore you are. Women like you get divorced.

  9. Amy

    Jim– Where do you find these 23 year olds to bang? So we just roam around begging to bang old men? Hahaha. You’re funny. It’s funny when old men try to act like it’s so easy to bang young women, when in reality, it’s the women can bang whomever the fuck we want, whenever we want…rich, poor, young, old, whatever. You can’t say the same for men. But, yeah, good luck finding these imaginary 23 year olds you claim to screw.

  10. Right

    #59 can have sex with whoever she wants and she chooses her dog.

  11. Haha

    Oh I don’t know, #50. Sounds to me like #28 hasn’t been laid lately, if ever. If he likes to listen to his ipod while he spanks his frank, good for him! To each their own.

    PS: Hey #58–you too! My deepest sympathies.

  12. broseph

    This is all fake. TLC is eating this up because it is press for their show.

  13. Dr. Neptune

    Modern women do not deserve marriage at all.

  14. 50

    That’s the reaction I would have expected from defensive inadequate males. Fat, Jealous, Whore… yawn.. I’m young, confident and attractive and I know better than to waste my time on a bad lay. I’m not jealous of other women, I feel bad for girls who don’t know any better than to give it up to some douche who is going to rabbit-hump them and high-five their buddies later. You boys are annoying and a waste of space. If you took the time to really understand what a woman needs (rather than banging them while listening to your ipod) I think you would be gratified by the experience.

  15. Right

    It’s pretty sad that #50(Sam Sucks) is now playing the role of #61(Haha). Pretty pathetic when you have to play the role of two different people on the internet because you’re a stupid butt slut. Shouldn’t you be out getting used by guys who don’t satisfy your gaping vagina?

  16. @58

    it’s amusing to me that when a woman expresses confidence in her sexuality it is so frightening to less confident man he immediately resorts to the same old tired routine.. Calling me a slut won’t make it any better for you when you have been furiously masturbating for the last 6 months, dreaming of actually touching a girl.

  17. @61

    That was my other theory, that he hadn’t been laid but wanted to talk tough.

  18. Right

    #50, you’re young and naive. You think you’re Gods gift to men yet there is a reason why you are single and it’s not by choice. I’ve already got you pegged. The type of girl a guy will go out of his way to make happy and then once he has you, you become a giant b****. At that point all he wants to do is watch tv in the other room or go out drinking with his buddies. You are surely going to end up divorced because no guy wants a girl that is as self absorbed as you.

  19. Haha

    “Right”–It’s pretty sad that you can’t conceive of two different people both thinking you’re full of crap! No, actually, it’s pretty hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!!

    And I agree with #62.

  20. restaurant critic

    Jon is a connoisseur, he goes for the fresh tender rare roast beef not the dried tough gristled rump roast.

  21. ummm, Right

    I don’t need to make up posts to back myself up. I can do it on my own. Why are you so angry at women? Is it because you get shot down every time you try and talk to one? Too many hot chicks laughed in you face in front of their friends? What’s going on here? Really?

  22. pappy

    whoduthunk : Jon the fresh nookie bandit

  23. Right

    You honestly believe that #58? I can honestly tell you that when I am picking up strange I could care less if I satisfy her. Why try if I’m not going to see her again? She can go tell her friends whatever she wants about the experience but she was the skank that only took a couple of drinks. No guy wants to spend their life with a slut that’s been test driven by 50 other dudes. It’s called having class and girls should have more class than a guy. The girls running their mouths sound like the Paris Hilton type. I guess guys would be insecure when it comes to having sex with her because she has confidence sexually. More like, guys are are worried about getting herpes because she has sucked every dick she has ever encountered. Good for her though right?

  24. jimbo

    Jeebus Chryst, what did they do after banging have smores and watch MTV? How old is he?

  25. wrong again

    Nope 68, I’ve been in a long term relationship with a wonderful guy who totally meets my needs and vice versa. I just can’t stand how men think it’s ok to treat a woman like an object. All I’m saying is try to be a good lover and you will be rewarded. Continue to degrade and belittle woman and I suspect you will always be and angry and lonely individual.

  26. wrong again

    Nope 68, I’ve been in a long term relationship with a wonderful guy who totally meets my needs and vice versa. I just can’t stand how men think it’s ok to treat a woman like an object. All I’m saying is try to be a good lover and you will be rewarded. Continue to degrade and belittle woman and I suspect you will always be and angry and lonely individual.

  27. Right

    A couple of girls who have admitted they are sluts trying to insult me. I am not insulted by chicks who spread there legs for a different guy every thursday night. I would say you insult guys because you’ve been taken advantage by so many of them. Again, why guy would want to be with you? The answer is none. You’re single for a reason and it’s not because you wouldn’t love to have a guy who is willing to take care of you. It’s because you’re no different than women like Kate. Any guy who ends up with you is going to realize it’s a mistake. Women are useless other than sex. Child supports not enough so they want alimony on top of it. Here is an idea…. get a job. Guys are the bread winners while women make 30,000 a year or sit on their ass thinking they are important to society. Absolutely not. Guess what, you can grow babies in test tubes and girls like Ashleey Dupree are a heck of a lot hotter than any chick pumping out a baby. Girls have officially worn at their welcome as wives in society. I’ll take my chances wining and dining a chick for one night or going to get a call girl as hot as Ashley Dupree. The price you’d pay will be the same as paying your lazy ex wife child support and alimony. The only difference is you don’t have to listen to the dumb brods nag.

    Seriously… you wonder why divorce rates are at 50%? It’s women like you. No guy wants you after they have you. They get paid for the same job so they aren’t going to stick around for your money. Women on the other hand might because they are useless gold diggers who are no better than a call girl.

  28. Haha

    Well, Right, it was fun until I had to read about your pathetic excuse for a love life. Gross. Classy girls don’t want to spend their life with a guy who has picking up chicks in bars for one-night stands down to a science. So yeah…good luck with that…

  29. le fag

    #50 I would totally do you if you were into that sort of thing. the ipod thing is such a turn on

  30. Amy

    #60 Have you ever seen me? Click the name. This is the CLOSEST you will ever get to someone as incredibly good-looking as me. My face and breasts fucking beam light. Hahaha!

  31. Deacon Jones

    “I feel bad for girls who don’t know any better than to give it up to some douche who is going to rabbit-hump them and high-five their buddies later.”

    Well tell them not to go to college then…

  32. Abbie

    To everyone who condones Jons cheating… Maybe Kate treats Jon like a little b!tch, because he is a little b!tch. Trust me, if I had EIGHT kids and my husband was screwing around, I would not kick him out so I could then do everything by myself. I would keep him around to help with the kids and then knock him down and b!tch slap him every chance I got!!!

    Maybe if Jon kept his wanker zipped up, he wouldn’t have to deal with the Wrath of Kate!!!

  33. Matt

    “it’s amusing to me that when a woman expresses confidence in her sexuality it is so frightening to less confident man he immediately resorts to the same old tired routine.”

    Ah yes. Feminism. An entire faux political belief system created so that ugly girls can feel better by telling themselves men avoid them because they’re intimidated. Yes. Of course. That’s the reason.

  34. Amy

    #77 you’ll soon realize that you wish you would have married someone at some point when you’re too old to make it to the bathroom. You won’t have a wife to take care of things (because you’ll die first, of course), and you won’t have any kids to take care of you. The govt will take all your money and you’ll waste away in a nursing home. Alone. With nothing to show for your life except memories from when you were in your 30′s and fapped to porn and occasionally made it with a skank at a bar. Meanwhile, my husband and I’ll be making bank (lawyer and engineer) compiling our assets, buying the shit we’ve always wanted, having sex, having more sex, having kids when we’re older and sex is no longer an obsession, and taking awesome trips. God, what happened to you that made you hate women so much? I feel sorry for you. You can’t judge all of us because your mom sexually abused you or you watch so much porn that your idea of the “good girl” has become so dilluted. We’re out there, and we’re getting an education. This isn’t the 50′s.

  35. pete

    #82 – a bitch is a bitch. She’ll say “it’s because ____ makes me act that way” but that’s a young child’s lie. She does it because she’s a bitch. And, in this case, an absolutely corrosive mom and wife.

  36. mike

    Kate must have an ugly “snapper” down there with nasty big pointy teeth…,,,Quick Jon Quick !!!!! order more take-out sweet and sour pork……… think it’s E7

  37. TFullerman

    #85- So does that make Jon a bastard because he cheated on his bitch of a wife or is he absolved from his transgression because he says “it’s because _______ is a bitch that’s why i cheated.” I’d say Jon’s cheating qualifies him as an absolutely corrosive father and husband.

  38. TFullerman

    #85- So does that make Jon a bastard because he cheated on his bitch of a wife or is he absolved from his transgression because he says “it’s because _______ is a bitch that’s why i cheated.” I’d say Jon’s cheating qualifies him as an absolutely corrosive father and husband.

  39. Abbie

    85. pete… a bitch is a bitch. YES! You are right and Jon is the biggest bitch of them all! HE is a corrosive father and husband and is absolutely not a role model I would want my kids growing up with! It’s okay for the men to say “I F**K around because she’s a b!tch”, but it’s a different story when She says, “it’s because ____ makes me act that way” F**k that! He is a complete immature idiot (as are ALL stupid f**ks who have to resort to cheating to “solve their emotional issues”). Kate should be the one following him around with a camera and then taking his idiotic ass and retarded looking stare to the bank!

  40. Chin of Shty Wok

    ??????? I happen to know how this all started :
    Deanna got hungry, picked up the phone and ordered a quart of Creme of Sumyungguy and over popped Jon in his new Nismo with the order. She was so hungry she just took it . Jon spilled a little… so NO tip for YOU!

  41. Dillon

    So #77, how’s World of Warcraft going for you? I hear you can start leveling a death knight at 55–which should help since you’ve already leveled countless other classes.

    Newflash: Women don’t NEED us either. They can make the same if not more money, they have vibrators, and can visit a sperm bank if they want a kid.

    The point is that the sexes want each other. Not need. I don’t need my wife, but I want her and love her. Women are not worthless. You’ll be hard pressed to find anyone with that attitude. Who cares if when she’s 50 she loses her looks? He’ll I’ll be happy if she sticks with my ugly ass when I’m 50. Everyone get’s old.

  42. Jill

    #77 There is no point in us keeping ourselves “pure” anymore because there aren’t any good guys who are saving themselves for us. Good girls aren’t valued anymore. Guys want sex and are obviously not saving themselves for anyone, so why should we? It’s simple.

  43. Rhialto

    She looks like a bitch and you all know how i think about him.I hope the kids don’t suffer too much.

  44. kitton

    @77 Sounds like the biggest loser I’ve ever heard of, thank God for decent men. “Right” needs some serious help or will end up like #84 Amy predicts.

  45. Galtacticus

    Ugliness and bad genes are one of the biggest problems in the world.It’s spreading it self rapidly!

  46. Abbie

    Right says “Ashleey Dupree are a heck of a lot hotter than any chick pumping out a baby. ” Okay and her whooha is probably A LOT bigger than some woman who pumps 8 babies out naturally… MMM MMM Good have fun with that one Right!

  47. @73 and 77, you're a fucking joke

    You’re out getting random girls drunk to get in their pants, and you have the nerve to call them skanks? And what the fuck do you think that makes you? “No guy wants to spend their life with a slut that’s been test driven by 50 other dudes.” Oh, but you’ll stick your dick where the 49 other dicks have been and do the test driving – and then continue to labor under the delusion that you’re somehow superior, more clean, more pure. News flash – you’re the slut. And no, that doesn’t make you a “real man”, or whatever the fuck you think you are. It makes you another gross disease-spreading statistic. Men like you are fucking unbelievable – picking up STDs here and there and spreading them around, then calling women whores.
    And by the way, no woman wants to spend their life with some guy who has been having one night stands and screwing bar whores his whole life. It’s fucking gross, and you’re fucking gross. It doesn’t make you sexy, it doesn’t make you desirable, it just makes you a sad pathetic piece of shit.

  48. TFullerman

    #77. Riiiiiight (insert sarcasm) You know you’re only able to copulate with second string ho’s because actual women find you deplorable.

    Go ahead and convince yourself of your superiority. Perhaps you should ask some of your “strange” to rate your performance…. on a scale of 0 to 1…….

    BTW @ “Child supports not enough so they want alimony on top of it. Here is an idea…. get a job.” Here’s an idea…. put your dick away.

  49. @96

    Only a closet fag like Right would think of someone like Ashley Dupree as the pinnacle of hot. A fricking call girl that licks old men’s hairy smelly balls and assholes for a living, every single day.

  50. anna

    Is it bad if when I first heard about this I felt really great for Jon?

    Kate Gosselin is a nagging wench of a woman, you’d think after seeing herself on TV everyday she’d notice it by now.

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