UPDATE: Jon Gosselin is banging ANOTHER chick

The Superficial | July 19, 2009 - 12:04 am

Obviously realizing that dating Hailey Glassman could only end in her stealing his kidneys for blow, Jon Gosellin was spotted Saturday night in New York with a new mystery lady whose Facebook page is probably being ransacked as we speak. In the meantime, I love Jon’s expression in these pictures because you can genuinely tell he didn’t expect to run into the paparazzi. The words “Can’t a guy quietly bang a horde of homely looking white women before TLC cans my show?” might as well be written on his face.

UPDATE: Added pics of a post-dinner, friendlier Jon recognizing he better act like he wants to be seen with this woman if he plans on exposing her to the Jon-Gut later.

UPDATE: Celebuzz reports Jon’s date is Kate Major senior reporter for Star. Wait. They get to sleep with their stories? No fair.

Photos: Splash News