Jon Gosselin is a respectable guy

A close friend of Jon Gosselin (Read: His publicist.) tells People that Jon never began dating Hailey Glassman until after his divorce from Kate who, surprise, was the one to end the marriage:

According to a source close to Jon Gosselin, “Jon was heartbroken, totally heartbroken. Kate told him to take a hike.”
The source says Jon and Hailey, already acquaintances, began their romance only after Kate filed for divorce on June 20.
According to the source. although the public did not know it, Jon and Kate actually split up late last year: “She said she wanted her life. She said she was done. It came out of the blue.”
Soon afterwards, Jon moved out of the couple’s bedroom and slept elsewhere in the house – and started going out to clubs and bars.
Reporters spotted him out with 23-year-old teacher Deanna Hummel last spring, but there was never an affair between the two, the Jon source insists. As the trouble at home grew unavoidable, Jon moved out of the main house and into the apartment above the Gosselin’s three-car garage.

Jesus. The only thing missing from this story is the part where Jon gave birth to their kids himself. Then again, he does sort of resemble The Pregnant Man. And loves hot dogs. Wait a minute…