Jon Gosselin: ‘I’m single’

July 27th, 2009 // 39 Comments

Confirming what his new mouthpiece/life coach Michael Lohan said over the weekend, Jon Gosselin reveals he no longer dating Hailey Glassman and was not romantically involved with Kate Major. People reports:

“At this point … I’m single – per se,” he told PEOPLE at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at Blue Star Jets Field on Saturday. “I’m just a regular guy who just wants to have friendship and good times. And I like meeting people.”
Of 22-year-old Glassman, Gosselin says, “She’s always a good friend of mine. Her family is so good. They took me in and I lived there for a while. I love them to death.”
But for now, they’re on a bit of a break. “She doesn’t like this [craziness]. She loves me for who I am and not for what I do,” he says. “We are going to chill out for a while and see where it takes us. I’m not looking for anyone.”
As for Major, the former Star magazine reporter he’s been spotted with, Gosselin says, “We are just friends.”

“I’m just a regular guy who wants to have friendships and good times.” Read: I’m gonna use my eight kids to build me a pussy wagon.

Honestly, I don’t see how you could interpret that any other way.

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  1. JimmyLou

    FIRST

  2. blargy

    whew. twitter: updated.

  3. Death

    His hair is looking great these days

  4. lb

    What’s the deal with the bag? Is it stuck to his arm or levitating? And doesn’t he look so attractive with the lollipop hanging out of his mouth?

  5. fx

    running a celeb blog must really be the pits these days if this guy is the big news item.

  6. Virginia

    Can’t get over the fact that women (real, not plastic and not Kate G) are trying to date this guy. He must have one hell of a personality that we were never allowed to see on the show. Otherwise I don’t get it. There’s lots of money around to be made that doesnt’ come with 8 screaming kids and a hateful witch of an ex-wife attached to a rapidly aging PA guy.

    So I’m going to think he is the nicest and most genuine person in the world and that’s why….wait, what about hanging with Lohan?… I’m confused.

  7. Galtacticus

    What’s his age? Why is he rapidly aging?

  8. Max Planck

    How lucky for all you single gals out there!

  9. When youre listed as having a BFF like Lohan’s dad and banging such important people like reporters from STAR magazine who’ve only done 100s of articles on your life to make cash, thats when you know you’re a nobody..and I mean a nobody with a gut and a small asian penis.

  10. Nero

    He’s single and ready to mingle!

  11. Skippy Gates

    That’s it! I’m having eight kids stat!

  12. Brink

    Woman of America listen up. This is your entire fault. If a normal low profile man with a wife and 8 kids approached you, y’all would head for the door so damn fast they could not clock you with a radar gun. I do not care if the guy looked like Brad Pitt.

    Now along comes this below average, waste of space train wreck that could not pick up a crack whore on the streets of Mayberry at 2:00am. He probably only dated two cousins and a neighbor kid before he crossed paths with the antichrist aka Kate. But OMG he is a reality TV star so y’all flock around him like he has a 4 foot golden peen and craps Krugerrands.

  13. Hi i’m new to the internet. Can somebody please tell me WHO THE FUCK THIS GUY IS and why am I replying to a post about him?

  14. ZZZ~999

    Sums it all up #9 ~ I agree!
    ANYONE that would listen to Michael Lohan has a serious problem!
    Makes no sense whatsoever to want to date a guy with those child support payments ~ Even if he did look like Brad Pitt like #12 said.
    Just a loser all around ~ But he seems to keep coming up with things that make him even worse.
    Oh I get it! Maybe he is gonna date Lindsay! That would make him even worse!

  15. no one cares

    NO ONE CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Julia

    “She likes me for what I do” says Jon………….what the heck does he do?

  17. Julia

    “She likes me for what I do” says Jon………….what the heck does he do?

  18. Tanyaonya

    Who cares? they need to just stop talking about him! he is sooo irrelevant!
    ~www.jimastyle.com~

  19. Jenny

    #12 couldn’t have worded it better. But you forgot to add that there is most certainly pity sex involved. We women love to nurture, and let’s be honest. This guy needs a good pity lay after dealing with Kate all of those years. And Madie– let’s be honest. she was a bitch right out of the womb.

  20. Aschleigh

    How does being married ( I assume he is still married ) with 8 kids qualify someone as single?

  21. I dont see what the big deal is, didnt we (the public) use to follow Corki’s (life goes on) love life too?

  22. Dear God, you know I don’t ask for mush, but can you find it in your heart to KILL THIS WORTHLESS NOBODY MOTHERFUCKER AND HAVE HIS CARCASS FALL OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH SO I NEVER HAVE TO SEE OR HEAR ABOUT HIM AGAIN???!!!???

    thank you.

  23. NoMoreDouches

    Dear God, I don’t ask for much either, but I hope you can find it in your heart
    to GIVE Moonchild THEIR WISH, THE SOONER THE BETTER,
    KILL THE FAT FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

    thank you as well

  24. minty

    i have seen commercials for jon and kate plus 8, but never watched the show because it looked pretty cheesy. i always thought that kate looked like a bitch, but jon actually looked alright. (keep in mind i never actually watched the show.)

    now every time i see pics of him on here or magazines, he just looks like a douche!!! what happened?? if he kept a low profile i think he wouldn’t look quite so douchey. but then again if he kept a low profile he wouldn’t be “famous”. what is this world coming to?

    ps. why is he sucking on a lollipop??

  25. DCMikeRotch

    Who wants to be friends with a fat, balding man-child who’s in the business of toddler trafficking?

    If the FBI doesn’t leap on the pedophiles lining up, they’re all fired.

  26. budah

    this dude doesn’t do anything ..she likes him for who he is not what he does my ass .

  27. Gee Golly Ummmm

    Maybe being ugly, boring and stupid is why he’s single. As soon as women we have never heard of get their names in the media because they are kicking it with Jon then they aren’t kicking it with him anymore. Maybe Jon should use a few braincells and figure out why the “babes” swarm him then buzz away.
    “She loves me for who I am and not for what I do,”–DUH—what does he do now? Nothing–I hope the gold-diggers using this fool at least leave him with enough money to pay child support. “A fool and his money are soon parted”

  28. Erin

    Why won’t people leave him alone. If people would leave him alone and let him deal with this as a normal man, not a celebrity, the family and marriage might survive. Let these kids have a normal childhood, please.

  29. joe blow

    The Free World: ‘We don’t care!!!’

  30. What a douchebag. And a fat one to boot.

  31. Tanzarian

    Single? Looks more like a double.

  32. Jon is dumb. He hooked up with Kate when she was blonde. That’s as far as he thought about anything. Kate the bulldozer had other things on her mind…like getting anything she wanted and to hell with dough boy. After the eighth kid was born, Kate’s stomach looked like a deflated balloon and Jon woke up and said “Holy Shit!”..WHAH HAPPIN? hE TOOK kATE’S BITCHING UNTIL HE STARTED HEARING THAT PEOPLE WERE CALLING HIM A WIMP. “WHAH’S A WIMP?” fINALLY HE FIGURED IT OUT AND REALIZED HE COULD ACTUALLY WALK ON OUT OF THIS CIRCUS-HELL OF A LIFE HE FOUND HIMSELF IN. nOW, STILL DUMB, HE THINKS HIMSELF QUITE THE HUNK.. pRETTY SOON HE’S GOING TOSAY, “what’s a douche”?

  33. Jon Gosselin: “I’m single”.

    Well that makes perfect sense to me, Schlubbo the Whale. There is order in the universe.

    And now with the ear stud. WTF.

    @ 31 – Ha!

    Michael Lohan says: “Thank Heaven for little girls. Trust me Jon, those God Damn lil whores are like walking gold mines with vaginas.”

  34. Oh yeah,

    I WANT TO COMMENT ON ZOOEY DESCHANEL MOTHER FUCKERS.

    I thought she was engaged to some loser in a band.

  35. bUzztoe

    What’s this about the Viet Cong? Did I miss something?

  36. Cerveloo

    Let me ask all of you. What is he great about? I often come this site and see his name a lot recently- But is he that issue? Like 15 said, no one cares so please never post his news if he didn’t kill Michael Jackson. Really tired to see his name-

  37. Dave

    Jon boy’s out to score more pussy than Ron Jeremy. I just don’t understand why America wants to watch.

  38. Heather

    Shame he claims any ties to Hawaii, he’s a sad, little boy. Kate’s better off without him.

  39. Jon and Kate should both stay “single” for at least the next 13 years. Although you didn’t honor your promises to each other you both need to honor the committment you made when you had these wonderful children. So Jon keep your zipper up and get to parenting.

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