Jon Gosselin: ‘I never said I wanted off the show’

Realizing that Jon & Kate Plus 8 is the wind behind the sails of his Homely Poon Ship, Jon Gosselin is denying that he said he wants off the show. People reports:

“I never said that,” Jon told PEOPLE while speaking outside his house on Wednesday. “A fan asked me, ‘Don’t you sometimes wish you could go back to a 9-to-5 job?’ [And my reply was,] ‘Yeah, because this is 24/7 and 9-to-5ers punch in and punch out and you have no responsibilities.’ “
Pointing to the paparazzi collected outside his family home, Gosselin said, “Here … you have to watch what you say so it doesn’t contradict something else.”

Jon then punctuated his statement by pulling out a solid gold Bluetooth and ordering a baby albino tiger sandwich for such are the hardships of his life. Oh, to make $30 grand a year again. *sigh*

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