Jon Gosselin: ‘I never said I wanted off the show’

August 27th, 2009 // 32 Comments

Realizing that Jon & Kate Plus 8 is the wind behind the sails of his Homely Poon Ship, Jon Gosselin is denying that he said he wants off the show. People reports:

“I never said that,” Jon told PEOPLE while speaking outside his house on Wednesday. “A fan asked me, ‘Don’t you sometimes wish you could go back to a 9-to-5 job?’ [And my reply was,] ‘Yeah, because this is 24/7 and 9-to-5ers punch in and punch out and you have no responsibilities.’ “
Pointing to the paparazzi collected outside his family home, Gosselin said, “Here … you have to watch what you say so it doesn’t contradict something else.”

Jon then punctuated his statement by pulling out a solid gold Bluetooth and ordering a baby albino tiger sandwich for such are the hardships of his life. Oh, to make $30 grand a year again. *sigh*

Photos: Splash News
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  1. McBiff

    Fat… I mean first

  2. Max Planck

    Who forgot to flush?

  3. petty

    “jon than punctuated…” then, not than.

  4. stoppostinghim

    I’m pretty sure that nobody gives a toss about him, or what he’s doing, or who he’s doing it with. I don’t think the ladies want to see his fat ass, and it’s doubtful that any men want to see him either.

    STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS WORTHLESS TURD.

  5. caljenna66

    And now he’s pissed off the 9-5ers…no responsibilities, indeed. Bite me, Gosselin…

  6. Rancid

    Let me get this straight. He considers “working” to be someone taking pictures of you while you go outside?

  7. Inmate #2648927

    It must be all that time he takes to dress up.

  8. late night carbs

    His body, dudes…

  9. lolwut

    does he ever change out of that fucking shirt?

  10. EricLR

    Oh, like you guys wouldn’t fuck him.

  11. n

    That gut is gross! Is he trying to mimic Kate’s gnarly pregnancy belly…oofff! *gag*

  12. James S.

    This guy is so fucking disgusting, I don’t even know where to start. Yes I do: fat would be a good place. And fugly. So astonishingly fugly.

  13. Skel

    I can almost hear this guy getting fatter by the day….

  14. bv

    fat schmuck

  15. bv

    fat schmuck

  16. Jamie's Uterus

    Put some shoes on! Tired of seeing his feet in flip flops.

  17. jesus

    he’s starting to look like k-fed

  18. jesus

    he’s starting to look like k-fed

  19. wick

    Hi fatty gook. My name is Slim-Fast. Check me out.

    Or you can order a year’s supply at 1-800-YOU-FAT-UGLY-MOTHERFUCKER.

    Sorry for beating around the bush. It’s not like me to be direct.

    Rotsa ruck, ricebarr….

  20. Scooter

    When you don’t wish to work for a living, and realize you made LOTS of money doing next to nothing…and young stupid girls like you for it…..well….it stands to reason you don’t want to give it up. I hope Kate realizes how fortunate she is, to have gotten rid of this worthless young man. He is proving to be rather shallow and stupid….

  21. NANA

    this jerk is so fugly

  22. me

    Looks like soon its gonna be Jon +10….or maybe he’ll even have triplets!

  23. farty mcshitface

    this dude is getting into k-fed territory with that gut of his.

  24. green machine

    seriously, fuck this dude. he’s a fat, ugly and dumb celebrity wannabe.

  25. Donna (*-*)

    Wait! He just said what?

    “Here … you have to watch what you say so it doesn’t contradict something else.”

    If he’d stick with the truth, contridictions wouldn’t happen. Right?

  26. alibi

    Really? I thought the break-up was all about Jon wanting the cameras out of their lives. Hhhmm, I think he’s a physically unattractive as his wife. I guess he’s also as crazy, in his own little laid back way. And, the View has scheduled Kate to substitute co-host!! Just another program I’ll never watch again. Yuck!

  27. Galtacticus

    ?I thought he wanted to get rid of his contract and start his own show elsewhere?

  28. Darth

    How about a Jon Gosseling ‘the flying human cannonball’ show?

  29. TrojanPony

    “A fan asked me, ‘Don’t you sometimes wish you could go back to a 9-to-5 job?’ [And my reply was,] ‘Yeah, because this is 24/7 and 9-to-5ers punch in and punch out and you have no responsibilities.’ ”

    Really? This guy gets paid to be a father. “9-5ers” often have their own children, so after working their 9-5 job they go home and are parents for free. They have that 24/7 parenting job *in addition* to their 9-5. Is this guy seriously trying to drum up sympathy for his situation? He seems to find time to bang chicks in his awesome garage apartment (wonder if he plays WoW, too?) and take lavish vacations with other coattail riding dads; so I’m wondering if he understands what “24/7″ means.

  30. Ouisa

    This guy is a total dumbass! Who here is a 9-5er and has responsibility? SHow of hands?? The ONLY responsibility he has (his kids) he doesn’t take care of. WTF is he famous for anyway? Running out on his wife and kids?? GO AWAY ALREADY. Besides, dude us fat and FUUUUGLY!

  31. ‘ole Josh is packin on the pounds

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