Realizing that Jon & Kate Plus 8 is the wind behind the sails of his Homely Poon Ship, Jon Gosselin is denying that he said he wants off the show. People reports:
“I never said that,” Jon told PEOPLE while speaking outside his house on Wednesday. “A fan asked me, ‘Don’t you sometimes wish you could go back to a 9-to-5 job?’ [And my reply was,] ‘Yeah, because this is 24/7 and 9-to-5ers punch in and punch out and you have no responsibilities.’ “
Pointing to the paparazzi collected outside his family home, Gosselin said, “Here … you have to watch what you say so it doesn’t contradict something else.”
Jon then punctuated his statement by pulling out a solid gold Bluetooth and ordering a baby albino tiger sandwich for such are the hardships of his life. Oh, to make $30 grand a year again. *sigh*
McBiff | August 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Fat… I mean first
Max Planck | August 27, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Who forgot to flush?
petty | August 27, 2009 at 3:04 pm
“jon than punctuated…” then, not than.
stoppostinghim | August 27, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I’m pretty sure that nobody gives a toss about him, or what he’s doing, or who he’s doing it with. I don’t think the ladies want to see his fat ass, and it’s doubtful that any men want to see him either.
STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS WORTHLESS TURD.
caljenna66 | August 27, 2009 at 3:10 pm
And now he’s pissed off the 9-5ers…no responsibilities, indeed. Bite me, Gosselin…
Rancid | August 27, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Let me get this straight. He considers “working” to be someone taking pictures of you while you go outside?
Inmate #2648927 | August 27, 2009 at 3:18 pm
It must be all that time he takes to dress up.
late night carbs | August 27, 2009 at 3:33 pm
His body, dudes…
lolwut | August 27, 2009 at 3:34 pm
does he ever change out of that fucking shirt?
EricLR | August 27, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Oh, like you guys wouldn’t fuck him.
n | August 27, 2009 at 3:44 pm
That gut is gross! Is he trying to mimic Kate’s gnarly pregnancy belly…oofff! *gag*
James S. | August 27, 2009 at 4:12 pm
This guy is so fucking disgusting, I don’t even know where to start. Yes I do: fat would be a good place. And fugly. So astonishingly fugly.
Skel | August 27, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I can almost hear this guy getting fatter by the day….
bv | August 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm
fat schmuck
bv | August 27, 2009 at 5:05 pm
fat schmuck
Jamie's Uterus | August 27, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Put some shoes on! Tired of seeing his feet in flip flops.
jesus | August 27, 2009 at 8:07 pm
he’s starting to look like k-fed
jesus | August 27, 2009 at 8:08 pm
he’s starting to look like k-fed
wick | August 27, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Hi fatty gook. My name is Slim-Fast. Check me out.
Or you can order a year’s supply at 1-800-YOU-FAT-UGLY-MOTHERFUCKER.
Sorry for beating around the bush. It’s not like me to be direct.
Rotsa ruck, ricebarr….
Scooter | August 27, 2009 at 10:12 pm
When you don’t wish to work for a living, and realize you made LOTS of money doing next to nothing…and young stupid girls like you for it…..well….it stands to reason you don’t want to give it up. I hope Kate realizes how fortunate she is, to have gotten rid of this worthless young man. He is proving to be rather shallow and stupid….
NANA | August 27, 2009 at 11:39 pm
this jerk is so fugly
me | August 27, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Looks like soon its gonna be Jon +10….or maybe he’ll even have triplets!
farty mcshitface | August 28, 2009 at 2:04 am
this dude is getting into k-fed territory with that gut of his.
green machine | August 28, 2009 at 2:33 am
seriously, fuck this dude. he’s a fat, ugly and dumb celebrity wannabe.
Donna (*-*) | August 28, 2009 at 5:16 am
Wait! He just said what?
“Here … you have to watch what you say so it doesn’t contradict something else.”
If he’d stick with the truth, contridictions wouldn’t happen. Right?
alibi | August 28, 2009 at 7:06 am
Really? I thought the break-up was all about Jon wanting the cameras out of their lives. Hhhmm, I think he’s a physically unattractive as his wife. I guess he’s also as crazy, in his own little laid back way. And, the View has scheduled Kate to substitute co-host!! Just another program I’ll never watch again. Yuck!
Galtacticus | August 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm
?I thought he wanted to get rid of his contract and start his own show elsewhere?
Darth | August 28, 2009 at 12:39 pm
How about a Jon Gosseling ‘the flying human cannonball’ show?
Rick Garner | August 28, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Seems pretty clear that Jon needs to dump his anger: http://www.jonandkateprayers.com/2009/08/dump-your-anger-jon.html
TrojanPony | August 29, 2009 at 4:40 am
“A fan asked me, ‘Don’t you sometimes wish you could go back to a 9-to-5 job?’ [And my reply was,] ‘Yeah, because this is 24/7 and 9-to-5ers punch in and punch out and you have no responsibilities.’ ”
Really? This guy gets paid to be a father. “9-5ers” often have their own children, so after working their 9-5 job they go home and are parents for free. They have that 24/7 parenting job *in addition* to their 9-5. Is this guy seriously trying to drum up sympathy for his situation? He seems to find time to bang chicks in his awesome garage apartment (wonder if he plays WoW, too?) and take lavish vacations with other coattail riding dads; so I’m wondering if he understands what “24/7″ means.
Ouisa | August 31, 2009 at 4:44 pm
This guy is a total dumbass! Who here is a 9-5er and has responsibility? SHow of hands?? The ONLY responsibility he has (his kids) he doesn’t take care of. WTF is he famous for anyway? Running out on his wife and kids?? GO AWAY ALREADY. Besides, dude us fat and FUUUUGLY!
why does my vagina itch | February 20, 2010 at 5:35 pm
‘ole Josh is packin on the pounds