Jon Gosselin: ‘I don’t want my kids Googling me’

July 28th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Jon Gosselin claims he’s learned his lesson and won’t be stepping out on the town with the ladies anytime soon. Us Magazine reports:

“It’s crazy,” he tells Usmagazine.com. “I don’t want [8-year-old twins] Mady and Cara Googling me, and I have to explain [a photo] and lose that trust between my children. No, it’s dumb. Or explain it to my ex, Kate. Or explain to anybody what’s going on.”

Of course, all this could be a smokescreeen as a source close to Jon reveals to RadarOnline he’s dating both Kate Major and Hailey Glassman at the same time:

Asked if he was dating Hailey, Kate, both or neither, the source said: “He is choosing not to end anything with either woman. He’s dating and he doesn’t want to tie himself down.”
The source then admitted that Jon is deliberately sending out mixed signal publicly because he’s afraid that Original Kate (a.k.a. Mrs. Gosselin) is going to pursue a custody battle.
Defending Jon, one person who is friendly with him, said to RadarOnline.com: “Look , is there something wrong with a man going through a divorce dating any woman he wants?”

And to answer that question: Yes, there is something wrong when both women wouldn’t think twice about eating one of his kids on live TV to land a spot on the Real World. No, really, I saw Kate Major pack a bottle of A-1 and a Transformer into her purse just yesterday.

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  1. xxWPxx

    How come the more I see this guy the more I want to punch him in his fat gut. His dad would be so disappointed in this tubby biatch

  2. eat me

    He has a contract with Kate #1 that states he can date anyone he wants as long as he shows up for taping.

  3. justifiable

    He’s worried about them Googling? Jeez, do his kids even know how to SPELL “douchebag”?

  4. immune

    from the looks of pictures #2 & #4, he is dating michael lohan. i guess homosexuality does run in the lohan genes….

  5. RD

    once a douche, always a douche.

  6. He doesn’t want his kids learning from the whores he bangs what cocain, fat camp, STAR magazine and what herpes are. Such a great father he is..too bad the kids get cable and will find out eventually on the next episode of Weeds.

  7. justifiable

    #5 They’re made for each other because Jon knows for sure that Michael Lohan can never have children.

  8. WTF

    Great, another party at the the flip flop fairy tent.
    What a pack of candy asses.

  9. santo

    holy shit jon gosselin doesn’t want his kids googling him??!??!?!?

    I have to call my wife right now, she won’t believe this.

  10. snake

    I want to write an interesting retort, but I’m feeling a bit faint due to lack of blood in my brain after viewing those Mirand Kerr photos.

  11. timbo

    Just hanging out with a Lohan is enough for the courts to take the kids away, Jonny.

  12. snake

    I want to leave a clever comment, but I’m feeling a bit faint due to lack of blood in my brain after viewing those Miranda Kerr photos.

  13. dink squeeze

    WTF is he doing hanging out with fire-crotch’s dad anyway?????

  14. dink squeeze

    The title of this post should be:

    “OMG!!! Jon Gosselin ISN”T wearing Ed Hardy!!!!”

  15. big teeth

    Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there’s no bigger douche than you!
    You’ve reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!

  16. Forget google, those kids should look up the superficial for Rough Daddy…

  17. LouR

    Why do you keep posting photos and gossip about this fart? he is lucky to have the woman and the kids he has now! What a piece of crap! Send this shit back to the island!

  18. Irenee Weenie

    This is a clear sign that man is going through a young mid-life crisis. This is why people should not marry early and consider having too many kids. What the F where these two thinking?

  19. bUzztoe

    What’s up with the Viet Cong? Did I miss something here?

  20. Mark B

    Every time I see this douche, I get hungry for beef and broccoli.

  21. NoMoreDouches

    Guess whos’ name and pictures come up when you Google DOUCHEBAG.
    If he gave a shit about his kids, he’d suck it up, move as close as he could and stop the 2nd childhood bullshit.

    “Get him, get him”
    “I’m not a douchebag, I’m a human being”
    “Riiiiiight.”

  22. Nanotyrannus

    @22:

    HUZZAH! If he doesn’t want his kids to google him and see pictures of him with pseudo-star fucking spotlight whores, he should stop spending time with pseudo-star fucking spotlight whores and maybe spend some time WITH HIS FUCKING KIDS. He needs to grow the hell up and remember that he’s a dad with dad responsibilities (times eight).

  23. Jo

    Jon, You should be ashamed of your stupid self. you don’t have the brain of a pee ant or you would get a real job and quit taking avandage of you kids for money. At least Kate is there working her butt off by herself. I hope TLC knows not to put you back on the show at all, you are unfit to be around the kids with the lifestyle you’re living. I don’t know who you think you are to disgrace these half white kids “your words on Match” Get your act together or you are down the sewer for good.

  24. Jo

    Jon, You should be ashamed of your stupid self. you don’t have the brain of a pee ant or you would get a real job and quit taking avandage of you kids for money. At least Kate is there working her butt off by herself. I hope TLC knows not to put you back on the show at all, you are unfit to be around the kids with the lifestyle you’re living. I don’t know who you think you are to disgrace these half white kids “your words on Match” Get your act together or you are down the sewer for good.

  25. JO JO

    I bet Kate is teaching the girls how to google as we are reading this!!!

  26. Katie

    Michael Lohan is just as desperate as he is and all the other skanks are. Why are these people so dead set on being famous and tabloid fodder? So desperate that they’ll f*ck a down syndrome fat asian with a tiny dick? Stop posting about this retard. I’d actually, seriously would rather read about Kate (I can’t believe I said that)

  27. Blah

    I can see why this dude never smiles.. he might possibly have the worst and most awkward smile known to man.

  28. Mama Pinkus

    I hear you Katie (#27) – there appears to be no sense of dignity in way too many people – it is seriously disturbing.

  29. v tard

    OK. I officially do not understand.

    Is there really money to be made out of this guy for gold-diggers?

    Is there really a red carpet and exclusive gossip mag deals at the end of the rainbow for fame-hags?

    Is there anybody out there who can explain to me what women see in him to even consider dating him?

  30. Mickey0123

    Fifteen minutes up, next!

  31. Connie

    Kate Gosslein is the one with a problem. She needs to figure out what in her thinking made her believe this guy would be a good catch as a husband and father for her kids. She needs help with her ‘picker’. Women who are attracted to ‘bad’ boyz as Jon appeared to be even at the picnic where Kate met him most often don’t make good dads or husbands.

    I think Kate would be wise to spend the years up until her youngest 6 are 18 trying to grow up herself. Then, when the last kid leaves the nest she can start dating. It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see Mady is already a handful and smart mouthed. Wow! Kate’s going to start seeing things through her parents’ eyes a little more each day. And she’s going to feel sicker she ever laid down wilth Jon, the Hog.

  32. deddog

    @9

    hahahahahahaHAHAHAHA, well played

  33. deddog

    @9

    hahahahahahaHAHAHAHA, well played

  34. I think he should date anyone he wants.

  35. Galtacticus

    He’s quite optimistic to get through the filters of any search engine.

  36. Darth

    On the other hand,he shouldn’t keep ‘dark’ secrets hidden for his kids.They’ll find it out anyway and then will be even more disappointed in him.The nature of the beast can’t be changed.

  37. Rrrroger

    He’s so dreamy. No wonder he gets all the babes.

  38. Its all free love baby

  39. salutidavenezia

    what’s with this flip flap madness? you don’t have any money to buy a pair of shoes? or at least nice leather sandals? and wtf with all those ugly feet?

  40. jan titus

    Dirt bag, self centered, horrable Dad! He had a chance for an awsome life but chose to be a discusting pig instead. Kate is well rid of you! She dosen,t need you! Her life will only get better and so will the kids. The sad thing is, the kids will grow up knowing their father is everything bad. What an example he has set! It’s ok to make all those sweet kids and then become a playboy! Lets pray that Kate keeps up her strong attitude! Hopfully she will find a real man and he will be what the kids need.

  41. jim

    Maybe the guy in the photo’s is Jon’s new girlfriend..lol

  42. jim

    Is Jon that stupid..Those kids know everything he does and had done…

  43. Ann Phillips

    I think Jon is a real jerk. The only thing we ever see is him chasing female. He really needs to grow up and face the fact that he is the father of 8 children and no other woman will treat these children as her own. Kate might be dating but she’s not flaunting it every where she goes. Jon you are lazy and not a very responsible parent even if you are “only 32″. Boo Hoo!!!

  44. Gail

    I personally think he is an ass of astronomical proportions! I started watching the show and yes there were times when I thought Kate was a little too controlling and demanding. However, when you look back at all that has gone on since their separation. It becomes very clear, why she had to be that way. He is childish and very immature. He has 8 children and they should be his first priority, not banging everything in a skirt. The guy is an idiot! Kate has been the responsible one, with these children. I just pray that somehow things will work out for them. Kate’s priority must continue to be the children, trying to keep them out of the line of fire. She should be happy to rid of him!

  45. Gail

    I personally think he is an ass of astronomical proportions! I started watching the show and yes there were times when I thought Kate was a little too controlling and demanding. However, when you look back at all that has gone on since their separation. It becomes very clear, why she had to be that way. He is childish and very immature. He has 8 children and they should be his first priority, not banging everything in a skirt. The guy is an idiot! Kate has been the responsible one, with these children. I just pray that somehow things will work out for them. Kate’s priority must continue to be the children, trying to keep them out of the line of fire. She should be happy to rid of him!

  46. Gail

    I personally think he is an ass of astronomical proportions! I started watching the show and yes there were times when I thought Kate was a little too controlling and demanding. However, when you look back at all that has gone on since their separation. It becomes very clear, why she had to be that way. He is childish and very immature. He has 8 children and they should be his first priority, not banging everything in a skirt. The guy is an idiot! Kate has been the responsible one, with these children. I just pray that somehow things will work out for them. Kate’s priority must continue to be the children, trying to keep them out of the line of fire. She should be happy to rid of him!

  47. Gail

    I personally think he is an ass of astronomical proportions! I started watching the show and yes there were times when I thought Kate was a little too controlling and demanding. However, when you look back at all that has gone on since their separation. It becomes very clear, why she had to be that way. He is childish and very immature. He has 8 children and they should be his first priority, not banging everything in a skirt. The guy is an idiot! Kate has been the responsible one, with these children. I just pray that somehow things will work out for them. Kate’s priority must continue to be the children, trying to keep them out of the line of fire. She should be happy to rid of him!

  48. Gail

    I personally think he is an ass of astronomical proportions! I started watching the show and yes there were times when I thought Kate was a little too controlling and demanding. However, when you look back at all that has gone on since their separation. It becomes very clear, why she had to be that way. He is childish and very immature. He has 8 children and they should be his first priority, not banging everything in a skirt. The guy is an idiot! Kate has been the responsible one, with these children. I just pray that somehow things will work out for them. Kate’s priority must continue to be the children, trying to keep them out of the line of fire. She should be happy to rid of him!

  49. cookie

    This is for Jon. Kate a Witch to put it nicely and you have every right to run for your life. But get yourself togather around town so she and TLC can not turn the fult around on you.

    All anyone needs to do is look back at the show to see what went wrong.

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