Jon Gosselin has a gun

December 17th, 2009 // 34 Comments

The last thing I want to see in the hands of man who’s apparently broke and about to have his divorce finalized in 24 hours is a loaded gun that he arbitrarily fires into the woods in front of photographers like a retarded Hunter S. Thompson. Fortunately the county Jon Gosselin lives in felt the same way this morning. RadarOnline reports:

And in another reality check, for the one-time Reality TV dad, Jon was ordered not to bring any firearm onto the marital property. A Montgomery County, PA judge entered that order today as Jon showed up in court to square off against a former lawyer who is suing him for non-payment.

If I wasn’t 100% certain Kate Gosselin trained her children to form a bullet-blocking wall around her, I’d be surprised her people haven’t gone to DEFCON 1 by now. Instead, they’re just waiting for this thing to reach its inevitable conclusion. Read: Jon Plaxico Burress-ing himself in the nuts while dry-humping a Walmart cashier.

Any minute now…

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  1. timmy the dying boy

    I’d feel safer hanging with a drunk Hunter Thompson with a machine gun than with a sober Jon with that pistol.

  2. MoreGunsLessCrime

    Well we can at least hope he pulls a Plaxico – Seriously though – he’s not wearing eye protection, doesn’t even look like he’s wearing hearing protection… dumbass

  3. jiz

    Maybe he’ll turn it on himself. We can dream, anyway.

  4. kg

    Dude needs to have an ‘accident’ and shoot his crotch so he NEVER reproduces again.

  5. Nanotyrannus

    Jesus H Effing Christ. Who wakes up one morning and sez-

    “What to do…what to do… interweb pron…fuck, the kids are home…eat breakfast….nah, not hungry…bag that honey at the 7Eleven? nah, the kids are STILL home…raise kids?…nah, Kate will just tell me I’m doing it wro—ooohh! oohhh!! I’ll go SHOOT A GUN RANDOMLY INTO SOME BUSHES WITHOUT THINKING FIRST ABOUT WHO COULD BE IN THE WAY A COUPLE HUNDRED YARDS AWAY! FTW! PEW! PEW!”

  6. DB

    Hmmm…how does a Montgomery Co. judge issue an order on him to not have his gun on Berks Co. property. Although the two counties are adjacent I cannot understand how the judge can enforce that, especially since the case he was sitting had nothing to do with Jon’s marital issues.

    Weird.

    DB – who grew up around the corner from where this leeching ass monkeys now live. Oh – and thanks for ruining those woods with your McMansion.

  7. He must really not want his kids.

  8. gunsafetyisgay

    @4 what kind of a pussy wears eye protection when they shoot a gun? You suck.

  9. who dat

    He’s practicing for the time when he decides to take kate out.

  10. This guy is not the sharpest tool….. $5 says he shoots himself in the jewels.

  11. John

    please stop posting about this loser. Unless he gets his dick cut-off or is seen with a super-hot naked chick, all stories about him should be banned.

    He is up there on my care-nothing-about list with Lady GaGa.

  12. Dank24

    Oh the judge ordered him not to bring a firearm onto marital property. Oh ok because we all know derranfed idiots with guns follow judge orders

  13. Dank24

    Oh the judge ordered him not to bring a firearm onto marital property. Oh ok because we all know derranfed idiots with guns follow judge orders

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  15. What the

    Danielle would like Jon to wish for some sanity…ok Jon put the gun down…

  16. Guy

    Hunter S. Thompson was a genius and a pioneer in the field of journalism. He is the reason that I have started writing. Judging by your style, it looks like he has had something of an impact on you as well. To have him even mentioned in the same breath as someone as pathetic as Gosselin is an insult to his memory.

  17. Don

    He needs to get neutered and stop reproducing like a freaking rabiit! He has enough retarded kids already.

  18. Halloween Jack

    What you’re not seeing is that he’s shooting at an apple on top of one of his kids’ head, and he couldn’t even tell you for sure which kid it is.

  19. Richard McBeef

    I hope that gun has a high cap magazine, then he can shoot all 8 of those kids execution style, put 3 or 4 in that bitch, and still have one left to blow out the back of his head. Now that would make for some good TV.

    No shit, I would actually remove TLC from the block list on my satelite to watch that happen.

  20. Weasel

    On his on property in PA? The property the kids also inhabit?

    I think he’s hoping to ‘accidentally’ knock off a child or two.

  21. Squishy

    What a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSEEERRR!!!

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  23. No S H I T sherlock. And it took you how long to figure that out. I know you are young! But come on!!

  24. kimk

    if u look closely his gun has rhinestones and a purple waterbuffalo

  25. pdxfacehole

    Who the fuck cares if he has a gun. I have a gun. This prick’s 15 minutes is ova!

  26. Hi,
    I hope that gun has a high cap magazine, then he can shoot all 8 of those kids execution style, put 3 or 4 in that bitch, and still have one left to blow out the back of his head. Now that would make for some good TV.

  27. Joe

    Nanotyrannus – Their property is 25 acres. I think it is safe to say that there is almost no chance of him hurting anybody. Maybe you are referring to a paparazzi that may be hiding in the bush?

    You do know they live in RURAL Pennsylvania where shooting and hunting on your own property is pretty common?

  28. he is far away from getting his kids

  29. It’s pretty cool.

  30. Nanotyrannus – Their property is 25 acres. I think it is safe to say that there is almost no chance of him hurting anybody. Maybe you are referring to a paparazzi that may be hiding in the bush?

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