Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman: Still together

July 22nd, 2009 // 94 Comments

Despite taking Star reporter Kate Major out for dinner Saturday, Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin are still together and even posed for photographs on Monday (above). Hailey also gave an interview with People about her newfound love, yet somehow left out the part where she takes 20s out of his wallet for blow. Ha! Women:

“We’re always laughing and joking,” gushes Glassman, 22. “We watch movies, play pool and ping pong. We laugh a lot because I beat him at everything.”
She adds, “He’s a great cook. He cooks roasted veggies with special seasoning and sauces, and he grills pineapple with a butter concoction.”
And what does she think Gosselin likes most about her? “I’m a huge believer in not controlling someone,” says Glassman. “I’ll give my opinion but tell him to do what he wants to do. He said, ‘I’m just not used to having an option.’ I told him life is about options.”

However, friends of Hailey says she’s in for a rude awakening when it comes time to dealing with the kids and Kate who was last seen sharpening an ax with her hair. InTouch reports:

“She really thinks being a stepmom will be great and she won’t have to discipline the kids,” the friend explains. “She sees her role as a fun, cool big sister. She thinks the kids will all like her because she’s going to spoil them rotten.” Hailey’s enthusiasm is certainly admirable, but she’s forgetting that there’s another important person she’ll have to deal with — Jon’s livid, soon-to-be ex-wife Kate.
Kate will not let Hailey — who has been arrested and has a reputation as a wild party girl — just waltz into her children’s lives, especially since she’s barely even speaking to Jon.

Whoa whoa whoa, Kate. Until Hailey sells one of the kids for an eightball, let’s not jump to any conclusions. And, hypothetically speaking, say she did, would you really notice? Right away, I mean. Be honest.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Skippy

    my god. i’d rather let fergie bang me up the ass with her gigantic man dick than let this woman anywhere near me. i feel like i need to take a shower just looking at these pictures.

  2. kristen

    i agree with last comment..jon need to wear a bra for those large sausage tits..who the hell does this guy think he is..he makes me sick..if a another batman movie comes out he can play the joker..get with it jon and get a real job for that swanky place YOU purchased yea right..i fell soooo sorry for his children

  3. I Forgot My Barf Bag

    How embarrassing to even watch. What fucktards, all of them. Jon & Kate + Helley.

    Can they all just vanish, please?

    I SAID please.

  4. ETphonehome

    This college party whore is the complete opposite of Kate and he knew her before their big breakup..
    What , like her daddy did work on kate’s tummy or something and she’s a family friend and did I mention she parties and not with birthday cake either but with chicks for sure..She 420 friendly.. Us guys love that;)
    ..Thats what you call going for the low hanging fruit on his part..However moldy and rancid, fucked, fingered and spooged on that fruit may be..
    That fact that she is the complete opposite of Kate is freshman psychology 101 as to why he’s eating that ass…Pugsley G in the green hardy ain’t no Einstein, but he is bustin out and not giving a shit.

  5. mafme

    That “life is about options” and live free, do whacha want stuff is really nice for a single fella with no kids (like me), but if I opted (he had an option) to get married and have 8 kids… options kind of narrow at that point, unless you’re a selfish jerk.

  6. Ames

    he loves her only because a 22 year old “woman” would let her 30 something year old boyfriend walk around the most popular city in the US like an Asian Fred Durst. Come on. it’s not 2001 any more! and btw, one of your daughters called and said she wants her stud earring back you douchebag.

  7. Ames

    Hi John? It’s me Israel. We’d like our washed up p*ssy back when you’re done tapping it.

  8. Ames

    Hi Jon? It’s me Israel. We’d like our washed up p*ssy back when you’re done tapping it.

  9. hungover

    Jon’s knuckles sure are red. I think he better put on a latex glove the next time he tries fisting his new girlfriend. by the looks of it, she either has a bad case of the clap or some sharp teeth in her vajayjay.

  10. Holyfuck

    A bigger fatass douchebag I have never seen. Terrible gut, shirt and glasses. What a tool.

  11. Tom K

    Agreed #42.

    I thought it was just black guys but apparently asians practice this ritual too.

    He is such a banana and a disgrace to all asian men.

  12. BananaHammock

    Ah, Jon and Kate. Such good Christians. They wouldn’t consider selective reduction when she was found to be carrying six babies because of their religious beliefs. And now they’ve ensured that those kids, all eight of them, will probably be in therapy (if they’re lucky) and certainly fucked up.

  13. real

    Y’all are retarded. That chick is fine, fun and gots big ol’ hooters. Who wouldn’t want a bong-ripping bisexual blonde with big titties? And a 22 year old no less? Shit. I wish I was that overweight douchebag.

    Please, please, don’t be stupid. I would honestly spend all my spunk on her.

    word.

    bitches.

    ps those stupid shirts he wears are gayer than gay. She should dump him and move in with me.

  14. Hotbox

    It’s all a silly deal and she looks sloppy, etc. BUT…she ain’t bad looking, BIG juggs, and look at those perfectly groomed, clean, natural fingernails. That says it all right there…BANGABLE!

  15. Those chillrens are going to be living with Kate, after all, and after some coaching on her part, they should be able to go over to Jon and Hailey’s and eat her for lunch.She screwed herself two ways – by being with him and also using her industrial strength birthing abilities to drop mass loads of humans in a single bound. In hindsight I’m now thankful she wasn’t crowning when she gave the paps that little tang tease.

  16. Yeah

    (A) How does this witless douche get any chicks? (B) How many goddamn motherfucking ugly Ed Hardy shirts does this loser own?

  17. Lightw8t

    stop posting the GROSSelins!!! gahhhhh

  18. Stuart

    Hey, Superficial guy, are you in love with this Jon Gosselin? Because apart from being in some lame reality show about having lots of kids, who the f**k is he? Seriously? Why so much attention? No one cares… am I right people?

  19. steve clark

    Maybe if Kate wasn’t such a bitch he would still be home !

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  21. steve clark

    Hey 62
    What dose being a Christian have to do with it ! Oh lets see maybe they should have KILLED half of the babies and then she could still be a BITCH . I think your parents should have considered selective reduction .

  22. belowitall

    Oh my. This guy was likable on the show. Now, he looks like a total douche. And talk about downgrade – this girl looks older than Kate and there’s just nothing redeeming there. Wait…..she gives him options! For what, who is going to bathe the kids or on where they are going out to dinner as two single, unencumbered people? Putz…………………

  23. belowitall

    Oh my. This guy was likable on the show. Now, he looks like a total douche. And talk about downgrade – this girl looks older than Kate and there’s just nothing redeeming there. Wait…..she gives him options! For what, who is going to bathe the kids or on where they are going out to dinner as two single, unencumbered people? Putz…………………

  24. Dread not

    Hailey: “I’m a huge believer in not controlling someone,” says Glassman. “I’ll give my opinion but tell him to do what he wants to do. He said, ‘I’m just not used to having an option.’ I told him life is about options.”
    *
    Dn: What a woman! Life isn’t about options, you ignoramus! It’s about the choices we make to the options that present themselves. Like the choice Jon made to shirk his responsibilities, leaving his wife and eight kids in the lurch… which isn’t in itself such a bad thing, for Kate and the kids. Think about it, Daddy Gosselin would have been sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night to play backseat bingo with any bleach blonde bimbo with hinges for hips… Damn, what the hell was my argument, again? Oh, yeah! Joyce DeWitt was framed, I tells ya!

  25. She’s got child bearing hips… that apparently gives him wood…

    I’m lying of course… I mean to say splinter… that apparently gives him splinter…

  26. Slanty

    Come on?
    She beats him at everything?
    He is ASIAN. There is no way he loses to her at Ping Pong.
    This article is obviously made up.

  27. rosie

    She’s a beautiful young woman! I’m glad to see Jon has found someone normal to be with. Y’all talk like he’s 50. The guy’s only 32. Let them be happy.

  28. An Old Friend Of Jon’s (Not Kate’s) Speaks Up (Interesting): http://tinyurl.com/oyqsfm

  29. BH

    I’m with Rose (77). Let’s take a quick look, shall we, at the mag cover that featured Kate G., mom to monster. This was not a good-looking (by any stretch of the imagination) woman. Now she is all make-up, skunk dye, fake boobs, tummy tuck, teeth straightening, teeth whitening. Yeah, it helps, but it doesn’t hide the ugly that seeps out of her very pores.

    This 22-year-old hasn’t done anything to anyone else. She apparently acted the fool in college (is she the first one? no harm done to anyone but herself) and I believe Jon is not so old as to be a mismatch with her at 22. Hate his EH shirts, though, yuck.

    Bet it will be better, should it happen, to live with Hailey than with the wife from hell. The kids need to be with Jon. I wish he could get the house and the kids and Kate could get a free ride to the moon.

  30. dirk

    Blah Blah Blah. 23 year old big mouth Jew.

  31. boomrpup

    It seems every photo-op I see them, they’re in the exact same clothes. How’s his tee-shirts not any more trailer-trash than if it said “Dale lives!!!” a-la NASCAR on it? The throw-back tennies…her’s with a hash ball stuck to the bottom feel out of the hookah a couple of days ago…or, is that goose shit? No, it’s Jon’s left testicle…

  32. omfg

    Hailey: “I’m a huge believer in not controlling someone,” says Glassman. “I’ll give my opinion but tell him to do what he wants to do. He said, ‘I’m just not used to having an option.’ I told him life is about options.”

    Spoken like a true homewrecking whore. She’s telling him everything he wants to hear so that he will look at her like some sort of savior. Just wait until reality sets in.

  33. auroraqueenoftheharpies

    I wonder why these G’s are still in the spotlight? Is it because they’re anticipated to make a huge media comeback?

  34. WTF

    hang on. I am so confused right now.

    Is the douche bag banging that Kate Major chick at the same time he is cornholing this Hailey whore?

    We already know Hailey will gladly lick the pussy…I wonder is ol’ Jon is getting a 3-way ready for them?

  35. wow

    she’s 22???? looks 55. someone needs to invest in some nightcreams

  36. I don't see the problem

    I think she looks 27, but no way near 55 – get real. And I don’t think she is bad looking. decent figure. His wife is a bitch and has hideous hair, and an even uglier behind and pair of thighs. this is an upgrade.

  37. lorriec

    i dont blame kate for treating jon the way she did, it is apparent that these 2 have been together for some time no matter what they say and jon is trying to make kate look bad. what is going do when this gold digger has 8 kids. find a new girlfriend.

  38. I feel so sorry for Kate and those beautiful children… It is sick and wrong what he has done! So she was controlling, who gives a crap!! She kept everything together for that family, in my opinion…he should have been a REAL man and said how he felt before doing what he is doing…SICK!! I bet they could have done some counseling and things could have gone a different direction…Kate is beautiful…and Hailey looks like she got hit by a Mac Truck…UGLY!! what is he thinking, not only is she UGLY, but she could NEVER be half the woman Kate is!!

  39. I feel so sorry for Kate and those beautiful children… It is sick and wrong what he has done! So she was controlling, who gives a crap!! She kept everything together for that family, in my opinion…he should have been a REAL man and said how he felt before doing what he is doing…SICK!! I bet they could have done some counseling and things could have gone a different direction…Kate is beautiful…and Hailey looks like she got hit by a Mac Truck…UGLY!! what is he thinking, not only is she UGLY, but she could NEVER be half the woman Kate is!!

  40. OK

    All I can think is that he must not want to see his kids without supervision. If he continues to bang the crackwhore you really think a judge is going to allow her within 200 miles of those children?

    Let’s see.. top 10 reasons to keep Jon’s Whore Away From Children

    10) she’s a coke whore
    9) she’s a pot head
    8) she’s dating a married man with 8 kids.
    7) she’s got a rap sheet
    6) she’s might be infected with something other than dumbass disease.
    5) she’s a home wrecking lesbo (ok, lesbo could be a bonus)
    4) she’s in a sex tape (its a matter of time people)
    3) she’s photographed hammered face planting into a plant.
    2) she’s obvious a gold digging media whore too boot.
    1) she’s a gold digging coke whore who’s not sober enough to care she’s fucking a married man with 8 small children while the world watches and photographs their lil affair that no doubt these children will see and question as soon as they discover Google.
    Well played you two.. well played.

    note: opinion only
    but hey, you know I’m right.

  41. jenny

    i agree Jon should keep they girl away from the kids

  42. OHPULEEZE

    Maybe her rich daddy can lipo out the dumbass , coke and inner ugly ..making a much needed pit stop at that trainwreck of a face BEFORE she meets the 8 kids . Skank is contagious JON , and you have 5 impressionable girls .

  43. OHPULEEZE

    Maybe her rich daddy can lipo out the dumbass , coke and inner ugly ..making a much needed pit stop at that trainwreck of a face BEFORE she meets the 8 kids . Skank is contagious JON , and you have 5 impressionable girls .

  44. John like that, it was not clear that these 2 have been together for a while no matter what they say and for John is trying to make Kate look bad i dont to treat Kate defects. What is happening when the gold digger 8 children. Find a new girlfriend.

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