Considering TLC is suing Jon Gosselin up the anus, it’s no surprise he spent the weekend with Hailey Glassman mugging for the paparazzi to make some extra money. Now, I don’t know what’s sadder: that somebody’s actually using Heidi & Spencer as a business model, or that these shots almost make me miss Fleshbeard and Chins McJugs. Call them the vapid taint of civilization, but at least they were photogenic. — Goddammit, Jon, now look what you made me say. I hope Hailey has 100-tuplets and gets a reverse mullet, you doughy bastard. Don’t talk to me.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
Rachel | October 19, 2009 at 11:49 am
Yuck
Richard McBeef | October 19, 2009 at 11:55 am
The girl is looking less terrible than she has in previous pics.
The gosselin clan is a bunch of spunk garglers.
Christina | October 19, 2009 at 11:55 am
double yuck
tuhnu | October 19, 2009 at 11:56 am
ugly
*horf* | October 19, 2009 at 11:56 am
OH GOD
NO!
It's Me Fuckers | October 19, 2009 at 12:01 pm
NOTHING will ever make me miss Speidi. I’d much rather these two fucktards anyday!! (ask me again in a month of this though and I’ll want these two to in a pile of dirty diaper oblivion and the next generation of “Hailey and John plus the bastards they produce”)
FUCK SPEIDI!!!
veggi | October 19, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Can someone please fill me in concerning the appeal of this guy? He has a million kids and his face looks like he got hammered with a frying pan.
The Dude | October 19, 2009 at 12:33 pm
If we can get Jon and Heidi together we might have some good “news.” Heidi has a slamming body, it’s just that tool she’s with that gives me the cringes.
BodyForWife | October 19, 2009 at 12:37 pm
No, they’re not. And here’s why:
-Jon sporting a hideous facial fuzz that looks like bleached roadkill? Uncheck.
-Hailey invaded by the gigantic silicone monsters from planet titty-fuck? Uncheck.
-Jon constantly wearing a goofy grin that looks like he’s got a gerbil inserted somewhere that would get the SPCA up in arms? Uncheck.
-Hailey looking like Jay Leno’s love child? Uncheck.
-Both of them making me want to punch through my computer screen? Partial check.
These two aren’t even in the same universe of annoying that Speidi is.
Amber | October 19, 2009 at 12:44 pm
“Jon constantly wearing a goofy grin that looks like he’s got a gerbil inserted somewhere that would get the SPCA up in arms? Uncheck”
LMAO, true however Jon has always has a dumbass look on his face.
havoc | October 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I’d fuck this chick over Kate any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
No comparison.
He needs to enjoy it while he can. His future is FUCKED.
.
Sheena | October 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Well, this Glassman chick does constantly have her mouth open like Chins McJugs… But NO — NO ONE misses Speidi. NO ONE!!!!!!
PS: How can any woman find that pug-faced little Asian troll attractive? Add that to the EIGHT fucking children he has to support for the next decade and that equals NO FUCKING WAY, baby.
mel | October 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm
@7- Looks like? Are you forgetting who his estranged wife is?
BodyForWife | October 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Remember when TV used to have good shit on it like The Dukes of Hazzard, the A-Team, and Scooby Doo and Scrappy too?
Now we’ve just got steaming piles of fail like:
-Two douche nozzles plus 8
-The Hills… are alive with Douche Nozzles
-I swapped my wife, and it was cool, so I pretended my kid flew away in a balloon so I could do it again because I’m a douche nozzle.
Reality TV makes me want to kick kittens.
Dex | October 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm
ugh.
#12′s face makes me want to put that fish out of misery by repeatedly slamming a 2×4 into it.
i thought they constantly need water?
Yumi | October 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Wow a Sleestak riding in a horse drawn carriage!! It has to be photo-shopped !!
drewjewaw | October 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm
She looks crazy as fuck in #1. That picture is hilarious.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I have a feeling she uses the whip in the bedroom too.
cookie guggleman | October 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
It’s just a matter of time — Jailey!
cookie guggleman | October 19, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Jailey….it was just a matter time!
Willie Dixon | October 19, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I am revolting if they become the new Heidi and Spencer. Seriously, two more Jailey posts until i start boycotting this site gain.
Randal(l) | October 19, 2009 at 2:10 pm
No one will ever take Spencer’s Place! Not on this website, not in my heart. Jon’s balding deer in headlight look will never hold a candle to Spencer’s erotic skin toned beard. For Shame the superficial, for shame.
Randal(l)
Randal | October 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I saw this coming last year. There are lots of beautiful overweight people and none of them can relate to that sexy Spencer Pratt/HeidiMontag couple. They need their celebrities to have love handles. Jon and Hailey bring celebrity to the fatties. Reach for the stars you two.
Randal
Jizzle | October 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Seriously?! Is this chick fucking WASTED or what?! I think another nasty set of unflattering party photos are going to surface of her any day….and they will be recent photos. Not pictures Jon can just pass off as “everybody goes a little wild in college”…..whore.
Jizzle | October 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Seriously?! Is this chick fucking WASTED or what?! I think another nasty set of unflattering party photos are going to surface of her any day….and they will be recent photos. Not pictures Jon can just pass off as “everybody goes a little wild in college”…..whore.
mike | October 19, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I don’t care about these fucking people. Who gives a shit.
LiLDirty | October 19, 2009 at 2:55 pm
At least she can afford stage makeup now… Eeeesh. She sort of looks human… sort of. Which is kinda funny considering her dad is of the cosmetic surgeon sorts. You’d think she’d get work done pro bono… er.. free. M’eh…
Judith | October 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Someone should remind this douche that adultry is grounds to lose your kids. He is still married, unemployed and butt ugly, but then so is that oversized mouth next to him. I hope the horse took a crap for their viewing pleasure.
Sadie Lady | October 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm
“That girl looks like she was ridden hard and put away wey”
– a direct quote from my husband who could not be more on point.
Sadie Lady | October 19, 2009 at 3:43 pm
“That girl looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet”
– a direct quote from my husband who could not be more on point.
nasty | October 19, 2009 at 4:01 pm
its all for publicity ..they are so stupid..she wants another womans trash …sloppy seconds ….gross……..btw does she have a HUGE nose or is it just me??????? they deserve each other
ugh | October 19, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Is it just me or can everyone hear this girl cackling a big drunk laugh in these pictures?
Darth | October 19, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Those poor horses who are pulling this carriage should lift their tails and release some gas.
Rhialto | October 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Looks like it’s only one poor horse/pony who’s pulling this top heavy carriage.
Aerialgreen | October 19, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I would burn that carriage afterwards… and the horse too, I could not let that poor animal live after being radiated by that level of douchiness.
Galtacticus | October 19, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Just for the picture.A donkey should have been in front of this carriage.
Hfire3 | October 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm
First pic is priceless. It’s like he is having an epiphany:
1) I am in Hell
2) I am in Hell and TLC is going to sue me to the point that I shit the bed
3) I am in Hell, impending TLC lawsuit, shit the bed, and this bitch has her mouth open…..yet again
Second pic
HEY! Cameras!
Yech! | October 19, 2009 at 10:30 pm
He’s even smoking in one picture. He’s a flabby, badly dressed dork. His life is pretty much fucked at this point. 15 minutes is almost up.
sushi | October 19, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Jon Gosselin is a TITANIC loser
Hailey Glassman is ugly as sin. Low class whore.
This is some of the WORST of what America has to offer. DUIs are more respectable than these two.
Zswan | October 20, 2009 at 12:13 am
I never watced the show, does this man even have a job? Besides making himself look like a fool in front of the paps.
Absolutely and utterly pathetic.
Say what you want about Kate, but at least she is taking charge of the kids and not out looking like an a$$hat.
kingston memory | October 20, 2009 at 12:18 am
So funny how he states the complete opposite on media shows, he is a trip, one day these kids will realize what a schmuck their dad is. Poor kids, how embarrasing for them that their dad hangs his junk on his sleeve, really jon do you think this relationship will last forever? Is it really worth parading around like this to sacrifice your kids? Must be, these are things you will most likely regret, who knows though, you have shown the world some strange things about yourself, Kate is looking like Mother Theresa…
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gooselinen | October 20, 2009 at 1:53 am
Get off the carraige ride, loser dickwads. Take the reins of your ugly ho instead of the horse. These people SUCK ASS!!!
Max Planck | October 20, 2009 at 9:17 am
Just how many horses asses are in this picture?
Tiffany Earrings | October 21, 2009 at 2:45 am
These people SUCK ASS!!!
Boo | October 21, 2009 at 10:03 am
Oh look kids at the nice pictures of your Dad who is still married to your Mom. Why do people think it’s ok to date when you are still married? John you make me sick.
Blastoff Network | October 29, 2009 at 3:36 am
lol. Go Jon!
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micro sd | May 28, 2010 at 4:51 am
The rinse adultry anyone to lose their children that should remind basis. He still married, unemployed and butt ugly, but then so is the oversized mouth next to him. I hope to enjoy viewing his horse took a crap.