Jon Gosselin emptied Kate’s bank account

Jon Gosselin has reportedly emptied “hundreds of thousands of dollars” from a joint account he shares with Kate, according to RadarOnline:

He appeared on Larry King Live last week with his lawyer Mark Heller and said he had an epiphany, adding: “I want Kate and I to mediate. I want us to become friends.”
But within hours of uttering those words, Jon was withdrawing several hundred thousand dollars from his joint bank account with Kate without her knowledge, leaving his estranged wife with only $1,000. has confirmed with multiple sources that Kate routinely pays the family bills from that bank account.
When Kate discovered what happened she engaged a high-powered lawyer who immediately sent Jon a letter, demanding he return the money to the bank account. And has learned that another lawyer for Kate will go to court in Pennsylvania on Monday to file papers demanding the money be returned.
Multiple sources tell that Jon’s actions were in violation of the Gosselin divorce arbitrator’s guidelines.
Another bank account, set up for the Gosselin children, was untouched.

Well, this would explain the solid gold ATV I saw parked outside of Lane Bryant. Those plus-size women don’t even stand a chance, and I hope Jon used Kate’s money to reinforce the suspension. Then again, that would be a decision that’s not astronomically retarded, so let’s assume he didn’t.