Jon Gosselin bags another one

August 4th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Now that he’s shed Hailey Gangbanger and Kate Starfucker, it’s time for Jon Gosselin to move on to greener pastures. And by greener pastures I mean a 23 year old single mom most likely using him for a modeling gig. Dude knows how to pick ‘em. RadarOnline reports:

Providing more drama off screen than in front of it, Jon spent the night with Stephanie Santoro, 23, a cocktail waitress, single mom and aspiring model whose online resume reveals she’s willing to pose nude!
Jon and Stephanie, who works part-time at Legends, Jon’s favorite night spot in Reading, Pa., spent Saturday night there, with Stephanie sitting at his table most of the time.
They left together at a little before 3 a.m., an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. (The club closed at 2 a.m. but they stayed inside.) They drove together in Jon’s car back to the family home in Wernersville where Stephanie spent the night in Jon’s apartment over the garage.
Stephanie stuck her head out at approximately 7:15 a.m. Sunday, wearing the same outfit as the night before. Jon called her back in and soon they left in separate cars.

According to Radar, Jon is telling people she’s the new babysitter which is pretty racist for an Asian dude. “Hey, Jon, who’s that Spanish chick you were with last night?” “Oh, uh, that’s the maid. Ha ha. Hey, did you guys know I smoke now? Come take pictures of that so chicks know I party.”

EDIT: Added pics from Stephanie’s ModelMayhem page. Thanks to realmodel in the comments.

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  1. stizzef

    Why do chicks keep going out with this guy? He’s fat, balding, and clearly a douchebag. Not to mention 8 effing kids and an insane ex wife.

  2. Ronald McDonald

    Damn I thought he like pudgy chicks. This chick is thin and does not eat much. It probably throws Jon off at the McDonald thru-drive when he orders one hamburger instead of the usual two quarter pounders.

  3. Claire

    To everyone saying she’s average, she’s fugly. C’mon. Why does every chick who is of average weight think they can be a model? Fucking sick.

  4. Hotbox

    Probably repeated others but…What is it with average/below average looking people with average/below average bodies THINKING THEY SHOULD MODEL?!?!?!?!?!

  5. VtFarmboy

    another wannabe…… prolly just as sloppy a slut as the rest of his women….

  6. Dread not

    Who let the dogs out?

  7. veghead

    She’s too ugly to be a model, and as we all can see – - the camera hates her.

  8. TomTom

    I don’t think that any of these white trash women would touch him if he were not on TV. Why that makes any difference, I don’t know. I guess you have to be a single, white trash mother to know.

  9. Richard McBeef

    @51 – Bitchez iz dumb.

  10. ZOMG he got a new t shirt AND a new starfucker.this man is soo modern.could he get some modern SHOES too?god, hes just plain effin RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. ZOMG he got a new t shirt AND a new starfucker.this man is soo modern.could he get some modern SHOES too?god, hes just plain effin RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. rickardo

    Enough with this idiot already, the chicks he bangs are sooo weak. He took up smoking in the last week to be cool aaaannd he’s a reality falling star. FYI, I wouldn’t hire this new chick to model trash bags in a dark room.

  13. rickardo

    @ #5, and her Model Mayhem port is falcon WEAK!

  14. Unimpressed

    Wow from all these pictures I’ve seen of him, he possesses all the qualities of a douche bag.

    His transition from responsible father to douche bag is complete. Good work my Igor.

  15. Lineman7

    BAGS another one?

    Yeah I’d need a big goddamn bag for THAT face. SHHHIT!

  16. weirdo

    If this chick’s a model then I’m a fucking brain surgeon! Where’s her Drew Carey eyeglasses and bushy mustache to go with that honking beak in the middle of her face? I’m surprised the pictures aren’t all blurry because the cameramans laughing so hard taking these professional “modeling” pictures. What a joke if she considers herself hot.

  17. chris

    Oh I get it…it’s like a picture of a picture of her ass. Because there’s a frame around her ass. Wow. I mean that’s like Warhol GOOD. Nothing can top that. OH MY LORD!!! A BASS GUITAR!!!!

  18. alpha

    too bad she’s FUGLY and could never be more than a model standing next to amotorcycle or speed boat.

  19. datroof

    I am beginning to respect this man more and more.

    He’s a goofy-looking motherfucker with a doughy gut, 8 kids and going through a messy divorce on national television. But he’s nailing vaguely-attractive chicks left and right. The man knows his potential targets, and he is working every opportunity with recognizable success.

    Hats off to Jon Gosselin.

  20. Michelle

    Holy nose batman…that is one broke chick. They have continue to get worse as he works his way down the hooker highway! His poor peter will soon fall off from the herp!

  21. vjmw

    she should consider trying out for the next rock of love. seriously. she’d fit right in.

  22. Jen

    Why does he go for Butterfaces???

  23. Jeff

    SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK CONVINCED HER OF A MODELING CAREER?

  24. :B

    ***NEWS FLASH***

    THAT DOUCHE ISNT HOT EITHER IN FACT HE’S QUITE UNATTRACTIVE.

    But yeah, I loled at the pic of her with the picture frame around her butt. Glamor shotz!!

  25. Tom K

    What is this Asian man’s obsession with ugly white women?!

    Dude your asian you should be able to pull a hot asian girl. I see tons of goofy asian guys with hot ass asian girls. Give up on the white girls because your selection just keeps getting worse and worse. Your ex wife was hotter then all these chicks (after the make over and tummy tuck of course)

  26. dude

    outa all the chicks he’s been hittin this one has the prettiest face. apparantly her tw@ smelz good too i envy the shepherd on the left hehe

  27. She should aspire to be something else. And I agree, her being a single mom at 23 means she probably puts out, haha. So this is what celebrity gets ya.

  28. See Jon Go. Go Jon Go.

    5ft 9in? Is she taller than him? Started to say she could be the beta female in a cigarette ad, but not sure..

  29. You know whats sad, I know most clubs in NYC would make her pay to get in, and they let model in for free…

  30. Jammy

    Geez- who’d a thunk a rashy lookin’ red-eyed Chinese with a bubble boy haircut could get so much trim?

  31. Deacon Jones

    Eh, I stay away from moms…it’s like fucking a jar of mayonaise

  32. havoc

    23 year old single mom?

    That’s FUCK heaven…..

    .

  33. Rancid

    Doesn’t “she” sing for Jane’s Addiction?

  34. KRAB!

    HAHAHAHA! A MODEL! HAHA–NOT EVEN SEARS–HAHA! A PICTURE FRAME AROUND YOUR ASS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! oh, that’s rich…

  35. kentucky

    model? bwahahahahahahaha!

  36. ashley

    He’s the new George Clooney! – shortpeopledate.com

  37. B

    Muffin top+cellulate+horse face=Jon’s style.

    the man can get no better people, hes asian so we all know he has a 3 inch cock…dont kid yourselves.

  38. If she can be a model, then I’m a 24k golden goddess. If he weren’t rich and famous, he wouldn’t even be able to get Susan Boyle. His appearance is sure to be the root of his inability to get better looking women, I know I wouldn’t waste my time to walk across the street to pee on him if he were on fire. And guys, if you’re not hot, why do you think you should get hot girls?

  39. If she can be a model, then I’m a 24k golden goddess. If he weren’t rich and famous, he wouldn’t even be able to get Susan Boyle. His appearance is sure to be the root of his inability to get better looking women, I know I wouldn’t waste my time to walk across the street to pee on him if he were on fire. And guys, if you’re not hot, why do you think you should get hot girls?

  40. AnonymousError

    Those photos of her are so embarrassing and awkward.

  41. Wishes He Was Like All of You

    I can’t wait to see the supermodels you guys date. That way you and hopefully me some day, can dispel the myth about people who have nothing better to do than to criticize people on the internet being unattractive morons who make fun of anyone they can.

  42. blah

    she is a butter face…

    pathetic that people will sleep with some icky guy just to get their 5 minutes of fame…

    superficial shame on you for giving her her 5 minutes..shame

  43. HOOTERS!

    FAAAAAAAAAT

  44. Jen

    damn she ugly.

  45. Anney

    Yeah she must be some great mother if she can party all night and spend the night with someone. Where is her kid in all this?

    I am with Kate on this one. I think she should have some say in who is watching her kids. This girl is definitely not anyone I would want watching my 8 kids. Yuk!

    Jon is disgusting. There is a reason he is only with 20 year olds! No one with any sense would want his sorry butt!

  46. Hey I like girls thought that Pudge. The girl is thin and does not eat anything. It might be John McDonald Drive when he ordered a hamburger instead of the usual two quarter pounders off throws.

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