Jon Gosselin brings the ladies?

February 9th, 2010 // 39 Comments

With TLC and Jon Gosselin about to reach a settlement that ends with him letting his kids go back on TV so he doesn’t live in a goddamn shoe, his lawyer is now angling to get him back on TV because – wait for it – Jon Gosselin is a housewife magnet. Not even joking:

“The show is based on female demographics,” he told RadarOnline.com. “You have housewives watching. They want to see what Jon Gosselin is going to do next. They don’t care about Kate that much.
“She is not the ratings draw he is.”

While my initial reaction to this statement was to laugh my fucking ass off, I realized Jon Gosselin’s love life actually does look like a buffet line at Ponderosa. Also, I’m pretty sure 90% of the appeal of that show was to see if he’d finally fly off the handle and murder Kate in front of the kids at Dutch Wonderland. Don’t act like you weren’t waiting for it. “Oh, shit, she told him to stop eating funnel cakes in front of the camera crew. Load the gun, Jon. LOAD IT!

UPDATE: Guess who’s coming back.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. from paris

    first

  2. sam

    second

  3. sam

    second

  4. y3n0

    His lawyer has to make a living too, you know!

  5. dude

    This guy is the ugliest mother fucker I have ever laid my eyes on.

  6. dancy

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  7. Ste

    who’s the tart?

  8. Naked Chicks Rule

    It doesn’t matter what he looks like. He’s a ‘bad boy’ that all those housewives get warm n wet over.

    It was that bitch Kate who drove him to do all those ‘nasty things.’ All he needs is the right woman & he’ll settle down, right ladies?

  9. Richard McBeef

    Agree with 8.

    He’s fug and a dipshit, but he’s some level of famous, has some amount of money there is no shortage of stupid women.

  10. Richard McBeef

    Why does he chase after these fug? He could get better pussy without even trying. He’s must have Bill Clinton Disease.

  11. Angry Beaver

    Gosselin!
    Who is the tubby dick-man
    that’s a sex machine to cankled housewives?
    Gosselin!
    You’re damn right
    Who is the man
    that would risk his jowls for a canned ham?
    Gosselin!
    Can ya dig it?
    Who is the cat banging a high school drop out
    when there’s his spawn all about
    Gosselin!
    Right on.
    You can see this fat tub is a bad mother –
    Shut your mouth!
    But I’m talkin’ about Gosselin
    He’s a complicated man
    but no one understands him but his lawyer

  12. He need to stop being photographed with woman and spend time with his children. Hes trying to live a younger lifestyle and it just makes him look like the girls protective father

  13. Doc Schweinstrudel

    How can one become so ugly? Any threories?

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  16. Lenny

    When the money is gone the women will follow right after. It’s not him they want, it’s the money and attention.

  17. chudney

    last pic: check out the huge bald spot with comb over as he bends down to fiddle with the orange cone…YAAWWCK!

  18. Layla

    Gotta agree, I watched to see if Jon murdered Kate, otherwise it’s Kate and the kids that are the draw. If I never see Jon Gosselin again in my life it will be way too soon! I mean this guy is only hanging on to his family for the money and for the day he can start dating Mady and Cara’s friends legally…he’s a moron and a scumbag. Anyone who believed his “TLC is hurting my children” crap after they removed his name from the title is just as pathtentic as he is lol. Oh and baaahhhaaaa…to all you Jon is the best dad ever supporters..not!

  19. kat

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ c o m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  20. Ralphie

    Jon Gosselin is Michael Lohan with less balls. They are both douche-scum, and for some reason women love that. Don’t you, ladies?

  21. Rose

    Jon Gosslin, you are one ugly dude!!!

  22. Em

    ladies don’t like Jon, that’s why Kate dumped his ass. White trash or just trash for that matter like Jon, cause that’s what he is, Trash. Sends his kids and wife to work, while he cheats. scum

  23. Dog Bogger

    Sounds like there are a lot of fat housewives posting in here today.

    Layla – did you really just break out the “…not!” Missed it by 15 years, sweetheart.

  24. Joan Miller

    I watched their show because of the kids. Didn’t really need the weekly episodes, and would have been satisfied with an annual one. Did not watch for Jon & Kate’s disfunctional relationship. In fact, stopped watching because it was an embarassment. This family would have disintigrated whether they had a ‘reality’ show, or not. No, I won’t watch anything she does, or that he does because neither one have any talent to do anything. Good luck to their children because this is a very sad situation for them. The parents should be ashamed of themselves.

  25. Barbra

    I also think Jon is real scum, have even worse words but won’t put them here!
    I sure don’t know where he thinks he is all that, and after what he did he is even worse looking, uhg! I feel soooo sorry for Kate and the kids.

  26. Right we all watched because of Jon, NOT. We watched the Children & the way the family reacted to so many in the Fam/unit.

    Was Kate short @ time’s , yes ,who wouldn’t be @ time’s. with that many children & the one big one who has shown the world just how immature he really is, gee maybe there was a reason Kate was short with Jon & knew something we didnt.

  27. Dutch Wonderland! I love it. Are all gossip bloggers from Pennsylvania?

  28. Anna

    Good grief he has officially passed the point of chubby and is now a fat dude. What is up with his neck-ick! Say what you want about Kate but at least she takes care of herself.

  29. Oh Man!

    Oh Angry Beaver! Loved it!!!! I agree that a lot of women like the “bad boy”, and think they can fix them. However this guy is a complete mess. I do in no way agree with giving some crazy couple or bitch a reality show because she can have multiple children in one squatting. What is this society coming to? I think this guy is gross and his ex-wife with her jacked up hair cut. Who does that? Dumb bitches that’s who. Both of these people get way too much press for the ability to have children. They should make procreation a licensed milestone.
    I loved all of these comments, except the ones in support of these two morally challenged human beings, (and I use that term loosely!) I think the women who flock to him, think they can get a piece of the lime light pie. “Hey ladies, he’s broke! He has no income and he has 8 kids to support! Oh and a flippin crazy ex-wife that isn’t going anywhere!” Man I love America! Where else can you watch people make complete and utter asses out of themselves from the comfort of your own living room!

    Have a fabulous day!!!!

    ps and by the way, I am in no way fat, ugly or a housewife. But I am female. I am just sick of seeing these 2.

  30. Oh Man!

    Oh Angry Beaver! Loved it!!!! I agree that a lot of women like the “bad boy”, and think they can fix them. However this guy is a complete mess. I do in no way agree with giving some crazy couple or bitch a reality show because she can have multiple children in one squatting. What is this society coming to? I think this guy is gross and his ex-wife with her jacked up hair cut. Who does that? Dumb bitches that’s who. Both of these people get way too much press for the ability to have children. They should make procreation a licensed milestone.
    I loved all of these comments, except the ones in support of these two morally challenged human beings, (and I use that term loosely!) I think the women who flock to him, think they can get a piece of the lime light pie. “Hey ladies, he’s broke! He has no income and he has 8 kids to support! Oh and a flippin crazy ex-wife that isn’t going anywhere!” Man I love America! Where else can you watch people make complete and utter asses out of themselves from the comfort of your own living room!

    Have a fabulous day!!!!

    ps and by the way, I am in no way fat, ugly or a housewife. But I am female. I am just sick of seeing these 2.

  31. Housewives love obese schlubs with STDs and a bus full of future med abusers.

    @ 11 – XD

  32. Why Not

    I watched the show a few times, DESPITE Jo. I kept hoping she would kick him to the curb. She has 8 minor children, she does not need that sleazy, whining, dickless wonder dragging her down.
    His escapades made tabloid headlines, because he phoned them. He is a useless, inconsiderate jerk, and the sloughs girlfriends as efficiently as a snake sheds its skin.
    He wants back in with TLC because he can’t afford to lose the suit…. he has no money, and no way to earn it.
    I would not tune into a show with him in it. I am tired of seeing his sorry, hound-dog face, feeling sorry for HIM. He doesn’t give a damn about his kids.

  33. Why Not

    I watched the show a few times, DESPITE Jo. I kept hoping she would kick him to the curb. She has 8 minor children, she does not need that sleazy, whining, dickless wonder dragging her down.
    His escapades made tabloid headlines, because he phoned them. He is a useless, inconsiderate jerk, and the sloughs girlfriends as efficiently as a snake sheds its skin.
    He wants back in with TLC because he can’t afford to lose the suit…. he has no money, and no way to earn it.
    I would not tune into a show with him in it. I am tired of seeing his sorry, hound-dog face, feeling sorry for HIM. He doesn’t give a damn about his kids.

  34. Man, I thought he was on a permanent sabatical … wassup?

  35. Troublemaker Kate

    What are Kate and TLC going to do for their encore — film the kids’ therapy sessions??

  36. GORGAN

    Does he suffer from narcolepsy? Sure looks like it…acts like it too…

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