So remember when Jon Cryer said his ex-wife was trying to have him assassinated and everyone just laughed and said “What, did she watch Superman IV?” He wasn’t kidding. TMZ reports:
According to documents filed in the custody battle between Cryer and ex-wife Sarah Trigger, Trigger’s lawyer claims on December 21, 2009, Trigger told her that her ex-boyfriend, Eddie Sanchez, had said he was going to kill Cryer and Trigger’s estranged husband, David Dickey.
Trigger’s lawyer became so alarmed she contacted lawyers for both Cryer and Dickey. On January 10, Dickey confronted Sanchez. According to legal docs, “Mr. Sanchez not only flatly denied making such a statement, but he said that it was [Sarah Trigger] who had contacted him on numerous occasions, stating that she wanted to see the pair [Cryer and Dickey] dead, and even asking Mr. Sanchez if he would kill the pair, or if he would not, inquiring whether she could speak with Mr. Sanchez’s father about this issue.”
According to Cryer’s declaration, he notified Warner Bros. security on January 15. Cryer also states his co-star requested that “we do not film in front of a live audience.” The documents do not ID the co-star but presumably it’s Charlie Sheen.
Wow. You’ve really gotta admire Charlie Sheen’s dedication in this situation. If anyone’s going to kill anyone around here, it’s him, two vials of crack and Mr. Stabby, the trusty pocket knife. You just don’t see that level of commitment anymore. I blame these damn kids with their cellular telephones.
Rough on duty--shovel | February 26, 2010 at 11:49 am
I cant wait to see what sort of hardship “Half” get into from that stupid show…He is chubby so that eliminate depression…
CelebrityFeet4Us | February 26, 2010 at 11:51 am
“According to documents filed in the custody battle between Cryer and ex-wife Sarah Trigger, Trigger’s lawyer claims on December 21, 2009, Trigger told her that her ex-boyfriend, Eddie Sanchez, had said he was going to kill Cryer and Trigger’s estranged husband, David Dickey.”
wait.. what? sarah trigger wants to kill her ex-hubby AND estranged hubby? now thats a woman with a hard-on for revenge! maybe she can get a buy one, get one 50%.
KIKI | February 26, 2010 at 11:52 am
If you watch Pretty in Pink sober, you may side with his wife.
Mr Style | February 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Anyone wearing that cardigan and suit combination should be killed.
But I love the show!
bakinmycake | February 26, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Isn’t cryer dating Niles Crane now?
Sport | February 26, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Nice outfit – you showing people to their staterooms on the Love Boat now?
oooaaahhh | February 26, 2010 at 1:45 pm
“Trigger”, “Dickey”? Seriously?
No wonder she left him.
fuzzy Tingle Times(NS) | February 26, 2010 at 2:06 pm
he deserves it because he used the word assassinated. He is on two and a half men, not liberating a country.
Mrs Style | February 26, 2010 at 2:10 pm
my words #4 :-)
Richport's Ghost | February 26, 2010 at 2:13 pm
She looks Mexican.
All Latinas are hot-blooded hotheads, that’s why they fly off the handle, wagging their fingers (think of Rosie Perez), threatening to kill people, then the next minutes they’re dirty little whores in bed.
I mean, come on, when you come from the barrio, anything beyond a stale tortilla chip looks like a jackpot.
OH STOP IT. You know I’m right.
hi | February 26, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Someone hired to kill someone is indeed and assasin. Which makes what that person does for a living assasination.
Why would anyone want to assasinate Ducky??
Dave | February 26, 2010 at 3:24 pm
They should arrest her for NOT killing him…
Withnail | February 26, 2010 at 3:28 pm
A) Jon never used the word “assassinate.” I think that was hyperbole and artistic license on the part of TheSupoerficial.com
and
B) The woman in the pix is his current wife, Lisa Joyner, who’s part Malaysian and part white: http://www.fancast.com/blogs/2009/tv-news/lisa-joyners-personal-journey-on-find-my-family/
kramer | February 26, 2010 at 3:33 pm
God, he looks like just as boring guy a guy in real life as he’s character was on the show.
Kris | February 26, 2010 at 5:58 pm
don’t marry someone named “Trigger”. ever.
joy | February 26, 2010 at 8:29 pm
I think he’s adorable!
Covert Koala | February 26, 2010 at 11:47 pm
You leave Duckie the fuck alone slut!
Tire Swing | February 27, 2010 at 2:35 am
Oh yeah, he married Lisa Joyner. God is she annoying. She, Jillian Barberie, and Dorothy Lucey should have an annoying-off to the death.
bariatric surgery | February 27, 2010 at 4:01 am
Really, thank god someone is taking steps to get that terrible show off the air. We should start a pool to hire a hitman to whack all of the idiots on this freakin’ terrible show.And the organization is shutting down offices left and right and holding meetings in peoples home. Either they are shutting down or its a stealth rebranding.
Bare Necessities coupon | February 27, 2010 at 4:10 am
The way Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen are going pretty soon they’ll have to change the name of their sitcom to Half Men…
captain america | February 27, 2010 at 7:21 am
well, CAN’T BLAME HER FOR THAT…………….
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Deedub | February 27, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I’ve worked with Sarah Trigger and I can say that without a doubt, she is one of the worse people I’ve ever had the misfortune of working with or even meeting for that matter. Talk about a narcissistic primadonna! She was incredibly rude to anyone “below” her and a total kiss up to anyone “above” her(Much like most of hollywood, I know… but incredibly more so). There was even a tragedy on set and somehow she made it all “about her”. Some of the rudest stuff I’ve ever heard came out of her mouth on set. She would be outwardly hostile to people. It got so bad that the director had to take her to task over her behavior. Totally unprofessional, perhaps even, as this report states, psychopathic?
When I had seen that Jon had married her I felt bad for him. This is where I found out that they had broken up. Kudos for him. She’s bad news.
MLM Training | February 27, 2010 at 9:46 pm
God, he looks like just as boring guy a guy in real life as he’s character was on the show.
Rasputins Liver | February 28, 2010 at 11:49 am
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Jeez, man. This bitch sounds seriously deranged. Kinda reminds me of the Phil Hartman case, except I suspect Cryer’s ex is not thinking of offing herself.
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There’s some freaky people in this world for sure, man.
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Ann | February 28, 2010 at 7:02 pm
The show has terribly sexist, dumb writing but a really good and effective cast who rise above the material (OK, except for the half man who didn’t turn out to be especially talented or charismatic). I’d certainly rather watch a re-run of this than a re-run of Friends. I somehow suspect that the kid who plays Jake is going to be a screwed up former child-star in the future. A lot of bad influences around him I think.
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