Jon and Kate Gosselin spend 4th of July together

July 6th, 2009 // 46 Comments

Jon and Kate Gosselin set aside their differences and spent the Fourth of July together for their kid’s sake. And by kid’s sake I of course mean TLC’s sake who needs to see these people be in the same room without using their children as boxing gloves. Except that would be kind of an awesome episode.

KATE: How’s your 23-year-old girlfriend?
JON: How’s you’re 23-year-old vagina?
KATE: That doesn’t make any sense. Like your bluetooth.
JON: I have important calls! Joel, Aaden. Glove me! *WHAP PAP PAP!*

I’d watch that.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. screamobaby

    this website isnt funny anymore. :(

  2. Que

    Que good for them.

  3. Andy

    Just counting the days until this attention whore is in playboy…… I can’t wait.

  4. Parker

    I want to cut a hole in her shorts then bend her over and buttfuck her in public.

  5. Paula

    She sure looks her usual “cheerful” in the first pic. Poor Jon…if it weren’t for the kids, I am sure he would have gladly spent his 4th of July in hell instead.

  6. Ananana

    jesus christ her hair is ugly…

  7. Ananana

    this stupid-ass The Unborn background is starting to piss me off.

  8. That’s fucking weird… I came EXACTLY like that party popper on July 4th…

  9. Matthew

    again kate=nagger

  10. #9 – That’s ricist!

  11. STFUP

    Does Kate EVER smile? I don’t think so.

  12. Toolboy

    I want #4 to buttfuck her in public too. That would shut that uppity bitch up. And if not, whenever she rails on Jon, he can just use the comeback “whatever Kate, you got buttfucked in public by #4″.

  13. Duaine Crain

    Kate has a tattoo on her left ankle?
    Jon has no ring on his left hand!
    Ch-ch-ch-changes

  14. frank

    agreed. this site blows.

  15. #14…she’s HAD that tattoo for years. It’s Pooh Bear. Why she has it, beats me..but she does and she has for quite some time. Of course he’s not wearing his ring. They are getting divorced. She was already very vocal about how she isn’t ready to take her ring off. Why do I sound like an obsessed fan? Oh wait, I read People Magazine on my plane trip last night. I think it’s nice they’re being civil. I wonder how long it will take before his 23 year old extremely homely looking girlfriend is invited to such events…

  16. Ian

    In the 3rd picture I can see why Jon is smiling, he is thinking. “I’m going to stick these explosives up kate’s ass and light the bitch up”

  17. kill them with fire

    So it seems time to start filming again in the Gosselin world. New season…new footage. I promise you the minute the cameras stopped rolling John shot a roman candle in Kate’s face, kicked the kids into the ditch, hopped on his OCC bike and hauled ass laughing all the way to his 23 yr old autistic girlfriend to make dirty butt-love all night long. (she pitches, John catches)

    Kate got up off the ground, put the fire in her duck hair out, wiped the smoldering remains of cheap fireworks off her face, turned the kids over to a nanny to “get the hell out of my face you walking bags of cash!” She then grabbed one of the crew (probably the kid that picks up the trash) takes him into the home and makes him perform relations with her stink biscuit. In the end the kid tries to give her a dirty sanchez but to his surpise, Kate’s bearded clam opens up and swallows him whole only leaving his shoes which are neatly placed outside the door.

  18. Frank

    #11, #9 is not a racist. (S)he was implying that Kate “nags” a lot, thus “nagger.”

  19. Leave Kate Alone!!!(Parody of Chris Crocker):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQcKvJtV2Q

    She just wants to raise her kids in a happy, christian, safe environment.

  20. Dr. ho

    Jon needs to dp kate with #4. That will loosen her up. Marriage saved and kids will be happy. You can thank me later Kate.

  21. #19 – Uuuhhh… you see… I took the “a” out of racist and replaced it with an “i”, which, if the reverse were to occur, would turn “nagger” into… oh just forget about it…

  22. yikes

    Man John really packed on the pounds there. I used to watch this show when they were happy (course I’m a girl, the kids were so damn cute), but now they’re both really off putting, tension tension. TLC needs to stop the whole reality TV family/little people/ people with millions of offspring. There’s that one family with like 18 people – all home schooled in the woods – that’ll turn out well. They’ll probably come and attack us all sooner or later.

  23. When will these people go away?

  24. lol

    @22
    It’s okay…I got it the first time!

  25. Tanzarian

    If ever there was a family asking to be stuffed in a trunk and driven into a lake…

  26. mon

    When did Jon get man-boobs?

  27. Beavis

    I hope she lights an M80 and blows her fucking face off.

  28. H_Chick

    @ 28 (Beavis)

    Thats pure poetry Beavis.
    I have fucking nightmares thinking about how many kids made their way out through that birth canal – fucking what an ugly thought. Im sorry, each to their own but no wonder there aint no sexy times going on there any more.

    @ 18 (Kill them with fire)
    Your episode script is bordering on sheer fucking brilliance dude, but at the same time I had to shudder and fight back the nausea. I dont know who the fuck these people think they are, but they make me feel the way Spanky and Ho-di Pratt do.

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  30. Gando

    This is really serious father and mother play.Don’t try this at home!

  31. captain america

    “BEING HYPOCRITICAL” still rules in america, folks!!

  32. Jay Yock

    THIS IS A QUOTE FROM JON: “I have a new chapter in my life — I’m only 32 years old.” ….my answer to that: Yeah Old Man, and what about your 8 little children, that need the Old Man and Old Woman in their life. Forget your ego goons.

  33. jade

    @#29- she had to have a C-section dumb ass…….ppl get married, ppl get divorced, too bad (for the kids sake) it has to be broadcast to the entire world…..i enjoy the show, i enjoy watching the kids grow……lets remember they are part of this too and are surely going thru some difficult times….daddy already has a new girlfriend-explain that to 5 year olds!

  34. trav

    I dont care what anyone says. Kates hot! SHe can control me anyday! JOn’s an idiot. Have fun with that childsupport payment. Loser!

  35. Barbara

    The show is “The Kids”!!! Kate and Jon’s income from the show should be put in a trust for the kids. Someone said Kate has always been after Money.
    Jon never looked happy doing the show. Kate always is the “Boss”
    I Love the kids.

  36. Barbara

    The show is “The Kids”!!! Kate and Jon’s income from the show should be put in a trust for the kids. Someone said Kate has always been after Money.
    Jon never looked happy doing the show. Kate always is the “Boss”
    I Love the kids.

  37. beverly

    I used to watch the show all the time. Love seeing the kids.Peopel gripe about how bossy Kate is, Jon never had to put up with it. He never sticks up for himself, my husband would never put up with me actiing that way.But he has a responsibialty to the kids, and it makes me sick how he is acting now . poor Jon,It makes me sick how he acts now.. I won’t watch any new series.

  38. beverly

    I used to watch the show all the time. Love seeing the kids.Peopel gripe about how bossy Kate is, Jon never had to put up with it. He never sticks up for himself, my husband would never put up with me actiing that way.But he has a responsibialty to the kids, and it makes me sick how he is acting now . poor Jon,It makes me sick how he acts now.. I won’t watch any new series.

  39. i’m so upset with the whole situation that i can’t stand to watch the show. i know that jon and kate are just doing the show for the money(for themselves)not the kids, like they always seem to mentions.

  40. Becky

    It’s all just so sad. Jon needs to get over his mid-life crisis and dump the tramp rebound girlfriend and go back to his family. Kate, get over yourself and your ego and let your husband back in to be the man of the household. Who needs that responsibility anyway?! I’m sure he’ll be back within 3 months anyway, looking for the safety and love of Kate plus 8. The life he’s living now is empty and shallow and without heart. His heart is with his family. His girlfriend is nothing special. She just happened to be the one there when he made his 180 from his family. “Oh look, there’s one – she’s young and fun – let me hang out with her a while.” Nothing special, babe. Not even as cute as Kate. Jon, you can work for Hardy when you get back with the fam. You don’t need this hanger-on poser.

  41. Disgusted with Website

    The responses you print are gross and disgusting. I quote, “Innappropriate or promotional comments may be removed.” Well, if you think that the responses you print are appropriate, then you have a big problem. Some of the responses are down right dirty, disgusting, and porno. In the future, I do not plan on logging in to this website.

  42. Only1quest

    I think that everyone who said a negative comment should realize that this is

    exactly what they want. This is what brings the money the gossip, the publicity

    etc. It is a shame because I honestly do think that all of this is being done just

    for the money and they arent thinking about the kids but hey you know there is

    alot of pplz that for the right price will do just about anything. I cant say that

    I used to watch teh show wverytime it was on but when I did, I most certanly

    did enjoy watching the children and the couple 2gether because they did

    make a beautiful couple but now it will be different and even though like I said I

    really think this is all a host like that 1 person said in their comment 3 months

    well I will give them 6 months and Im pretty sure they will get back 2gether & it

    will be done in public or should I say on TV… It has 2 be on the count of

    publicity & tv show ratings. Come on pplz, dont you see it coming. Well,

    enough of all this craziness. Ive got better things 2 do. But really, I have to say

    this last thing. All this once again, is for publicity pplz. remember that…

  43. Only1quest

    I think that everyone who said a negative comment should realize that this is

    exactly what they want. This is what brings the money the gossip, the publicity

    etc. It is a shame because I honestly do think that all of this is being done just

    for the money and they arent thinking about the kids but hey you know there is

    alot of pplz that for the right price will do just about anything. I cant say that

    I used to watch teh show wverytime it was on but when I did, I most certanly

    did enjoy watching the children and the couple 2gether because they did

    make a beautiful couple but now it will be different and even though like I said I

    really think this is all a host like that 1 person said in their comment 3 months

    well I will give them 6 months and Im pretty sure they will get back 2gether & it

    will be done in public or should I say on TV… It has 2 be on the count of

    publicity & tv show ratings. Come on pplz, dont you see it coming. Well,

    enough of all this craziness. Ive got better things 2 do. But really, I have to say

    this last thing. All this once again, is for publicity pplz. remember that…

  44. BADDchick

    yall really need to stop hatinq on kate . She is not the one with 6 , 7 qirlfriends all in paris nd what not . yall need the shut the hell up nd really qet a life . yall talknq bout attention whore nd all that , so what is jon beacuse he is th one all in th news and maqazines . im soo tired of hearinq neqative things about kate , she aint doinq nothinq wronq . You dont see her with some dude un like jon everytime you see him , he qot another qirl . Damnnnn he needs to qrow up . nd he needs to realize tha tey areqold diqqers . i like kate she is cool nd sheaint doinq nothinq . so all haters qet a life nd shut the F**k u just beacuse your not n tv makinq money !!

  45. Amber

    How is it that nobody has commented on the travesty that a highly famous journalistic website has a journalist that can’t correctly use ‘your’ and ‘you’re?’ Or is it an ironic device I don’t understand?

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