And Now Jon Stewart Going Off On Ferguson

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014

The Daily Show has been on summer hiatus for the past few weeks, but it’s back and last night Jon Stewart got to work tearing apart the media coverage of Ferguson which I’m posting for three reasons: 1. It’s awesome. 2. Apparently the police in Ferguson are letting dogs piss on Michael Brown‘s memorial whenever they’re not straight running over it with their cars, so you know, fuck that. And 3. I’m killing time waiting for Lara Bingle topless pics because as the late Benjamin Franklin once said to Captain America during the Vietnam War: “If there is one thing, above all else, that elevates our discourse and fortifies our righteous rancor, it is the naked titty. For from its nip flows knowledge, truth, and the ability to forge mens souls into committing any deed. Literally any one at all.” (Full Disclosure: I may have mixed up some of the dates and key players, but you get the gist.)

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