Jon Stewart Destroys Antonin Scalia

The last time Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was on the site, he was explaining to New York Magazine how the Devil is real and stopped possessing pigs so he could spend more time tricking people into not believing in God. And while it should scare the ever-living fuck out of people that this man decides our laws, we live in a backwards-ass country where you can’t get elected into office if you don’t believe that. Which brings us to the end of last week where Scalia wrote dissents for the SCOTUS decision to upheld Obamacare and the Friday decision to make gay marriage legal across the entire country where he used such sophisticated legalese as “pure applesauce” and “jiggery-pokery.” These are phrases now recorded in the annals of history for future generations to find and finally understand why they have radioactive tails and live inside a giant AR-15 lined with scripture. I have foreseen it. Anyway, here’s Jon Stewart taking all of the piss out of Scalia who’ll still be sitting on the Supreme Court long after Stewart’s left The Daily Show because I apparently decided to end this post with an incredible argument for suicide. Which was not my intent, and yet here we are, holding a bottle of pills and wondering if it’s true what they say. That you just drift to sleep and never wake up… *slowly moves bottle towards open mouth*

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