Jon Hamm’s Penis Might Have Killed January Jones In A Tub

January Jones has been celebrating her body becoming 87% Jon Hamm penis the past few months as clearly evidenced by her public smiles and not kicking her kid into traffic. So, it was only a matter of time before Hammbone killed her which it did yesterday and documented it on her Instagram. Don’t believe me? The pictures are worth a thousand giant dick deaths.

“No, please, no more.”

“It follows your eyes no matter where you look.”

Sweet release.

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