“Hello. Yes. I’m the guy everyone wants to fuck.”
When you’re a rugged, meaty piece of stubbled, fictionally misogynistic handsome like Jon Hamm, you’re faced with a daily struggle that only someone like myself can relate to because we’re soulmates. And that struggle is having close friends constantly come up with crazy excuses for you to fuck them, like, “Hey, I’m getting old. Mind putting a baby in my uterus?” Via Starpulse:
“I have actually been asked to be a father by a friend who wanted to have a kid. It was kind of weird and out-of-nowhere and I said no.”
“Mainly because I was totally unemployed, and I would feel so responsible, even though they said, ‘Don’t worry, no strings attached.’”
“Later, I’d find out ‘no strings attached’ meant ‘Haha! I had a hysterectomy five years ago’ which was actually quite clever because I’m the kind of guy who would’ve kept fucking her just to make sure she got pregnant. And as a friend she attempted to prey on that, so long story short, I try to stay home a lot.”
Photo: Getty
Sick of this bitch.
“No, Phil. I’d rather not reenact scenes from ‘Firefly’ with you, especially not with you nude and crying like that. Security!”
Thank you Fish!
What the hell happened to them? They look REAL old.
I’ve turned down sex too but it was because of herpes.
“I ain’t had a single jerk-off callous since the show started!” – Jon Hamm
This man’s girl children will likely be damned funny looking.
Square jawed, square headed and thick.
Jon’s ok though. He looks like he’s capable of vigorous & prolonged thrusting. And he dissed the K clan.
So like the Willis girls? Really, Jon was doing his friend a favor. Can you imagine trying to push out a head like that?
Ms Hendricks looks as big as a moose in that dress.
Black can be slimming but it’s not black magic.
I’d have his baby in a HEARTBEAT!
This picture just screams “I’m here for the gang bang”.
This picture is exactly how my fantasy began.
baow chicka baow baow
Maybe the friend was also fat and hideously ugly?
holy hell is this site run by turd-fuckers or what!? first alexander sauerkraut and now this real-life dick tracy that makes the buzzmedia freaks start a chocolate choo-choo train
Hey dude, chicks get boners too.
they could just post a pic of a bulging wallet – same effect
He honestly isn’t very good looking and he’s looking too run down for being only 40.
He probably would have given the okay to some of that pee-in-her-butt action that seems to be so popular around here.
I hate pretty much every person on Earth. I don’t hate Jon Hamm. I wonder if he would be willing to beat Clooney to death?
Hey look, it’s Kevin Sorbo with one better role!
Bitch looks like she enjoys a meal and I’d like to see her eat.
It just makes sense. If you want to make good looking babies that’s the kind of guy you look for. Male babies, not female.
P.S. January Jones must never pull her hair back like that again. always keep your hair loose so it frames your egg shaped face.
which one wears the strapon?
JJ
This bitch is fug and she can’t act.
Big ears and big forehead = goloid.
That lipstick didn’t look good on Rose McGowan and it doesn’t look good on her!
“I will fuck your husband!”
Stick and Thick: The Later Years.
“i’m sorry, I seem to be having trouble hearing you over how awesome I am”
What’s with all the homoerotic jon hamm posts lately. like every day he talks about wanting to have gay sex with him. it was kind of funny at first (i think it was funny, as funny as gay sex can be) but not it’s just kind of awkward.
Well, figure it out. There’s hardly any tits on this site, it’s mostly about John Hamm, Starsgard, Fassbender and every other comment here is about “how ugly” some hot chick is.
, the world is summed up to these top20 ctorunies. It’s not around the world . Those are basically some places of the north hemisphere.But, please, don’t worry. This nice blog isn’t the place to this old fashioned and annoying kind of complaint.I shouldn’t write that comment. Sorry.
even the ‘herbal’ cigarettes they smoke on the set are NOT healthy…obviously