Jon Hamm’s Penis Went To Rehab

If you haven’t seen it 1,800 places by now (I blog when I blog and you’ll like it.), Jon Hamm just completed a 30-day stint in rehab for alcohol addiction, according to TMZ. Which I’m sure has nothing to do with him being trapped in a monogamous relationship while having a humongous penis. In fact, if I had to describe his situation, I definitely wouldn’t say it’s like watching a beautiful, golden Pegasus having its wings brutally chopped off because its dick is too big and everyone wants to fuck it. You just made that up in your head.

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