That’s Jon Hamm’s Penis In Sweatpants

January 24th, 2014 // 9 Comments

Just when you thought B-Bare was going to be the biggest swinging dick on the site today, here’s Jon Hamm taking a walk with his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt who apparently likes to let him out of the house in sweatpants from time to time just so you bitches know. Just so you bitches know… and I really need to stop talking like this. And saying “Murda-town.” What does that even mean?

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    So I guess the difference between Jon Hamm and Justin Bieber is that one has a big penis and the other is a big penis.

  2. greniersmellymember

    Ryan Seacrest just saw these pics and retired to his dressing room for a long nap. I mean bout of masturbation.

  3. Put your dog on a leash asshole.

    Pet peeve of mine when some people don’t think the rules apply to them.

    Of course I speed all the time and occasionally rob banks, so I guess I’m a hypocrite.

  4. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    WreckingBalls
    Commented on this photo:

    Jealous that he’s sharing that big, juicy hamm with someone other than me :(

  5. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    MRF
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God – still there.

  6. Steve Langford

    That’s not Jon Hamm, it’s Michael DelCampo wearing an artificial phallus with his mother, get your facts straight.

    I can’t continue to work under these conditions.

  7. Gives “walking the dog” a whole new meaning, actually.

    I notice the leash isn’t on his four-legged friend.

    So is the leash for…naw, it couldn’t be. Or could it?

  8. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how she is constantly staring at his penis.

  9. right

    Is that the hottest piece he could pull?

  10. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Back off, dude! Monster schlong comin’ thru!!”

  11. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is it that people always comment on John Hamm’s huge fifth member, but no word on his girlfriend’s receptacle? It has to be a fucking black hole to take it all in. Has NASA even been noticed yet?

  12. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    Commented on this photo:

    Rufus ain’t the only thing off the chain, yo.

  13. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    Joy
    Commented on this photo:

    Very nice.

  14. sc4play

    That dog is gonna bite somebody’s face off!

  15. Those jeans Jennifer’s wearing are actually Jon’s. And now you know where the hole in the knee came from.

  16. Jon Hamm Penis Sweatpants Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    Nemo Noman
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    I wonder if he has to throw his arms out like that as a counterweight,

  17. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    I wonder if he tosses the bone for the dog to fetch?

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