Oh Yeah, That’s Jon Hamm’s Penis

September 9th, 2012 // 150 Comments

So bad news, Jon Hamm did not break up with Jennifer Westfeldt. Good news, you can totally see his penis in these pictures. In fact, if you squint hard enough, you can hear it say underwear is “pathetic” before diving into a glass full of Canadian Club.

I’m typing my daydreams into posts again, aren’t I? Goddammit.

As awesome as this was, I wish it was nothing but a non-stop loop of January Jones running home and spraying whipped cream in her mouth. Haha, the writers hate her so much. And she keeps coming back!

Photos: Splash News

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    AnnaD.
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    Wow I can see the whole thing. He could be walking around butt-naked & it’d make no difference.

  2. Jon Hamm Penis
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    “CUZ I’M FREEEEEEE….FREE BALLIN” – Tom Petty

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    omahahaha
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    Prop gone wrong.

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    Isabel
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    There´s only one thing more disgusting than a circumcised penis…having to actually look at his perpetually exposed knob through his freakin pants *vomit*

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    Coming from an expert, this is absolutely photoshopped.

  6. Jon Hamm Penis
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    either way I bet the people at Barney s loved watching him walk by. Myself I would be so happy in helping try on anything that requires him remove his pants, yummy

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    don donals
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    All the fruits in Hollywood would think this is cool.

  8. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Looks just like my husband. Yes, I’m a lucky lady!

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    James
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    I’d suck him dry & swallow all his love juice & I’m a guy.

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    James
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    You are cute Jon. Get rid of the bitch & I’ll suck you into next week. It will be your best orgasm yet & I’ll swallow every drop of your thick load. I am a guy & I want to service you ASAP.

  11. CM

    Hick cock is bigger than her tits, ugh

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    beverly
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    The woman looks homey and the shoes are country ass hell.

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    Random
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    the shape is to distinct, either he isn’t wearing undies most of the time or he wears loose boxers

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