Oh Yeah, That’s Jon Hamm’s Penis

September 9th, 2012 // 150 Comments

So bad news, Jon Hamm did not break up with Jennifer Westfeldt. Good news, you can totally see his penis in these pictures. In fact, if you squint hard enough, you can hear it say underwear is “pathetic” before diving into a glass full of Canadian Club.

I’m typing my daydreams into posts again, aren’t I? Goddammit.

As awesome as this was, I wish it was nothing but a non-stop loop of January Jones running home and spraying whipped cream in her mouth. Haha, the writers hate her so much. And she keeps coming back!

Photos: Splash News


  1. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Gotta love the “Its Fake” comments, by the dudes with tiny peckers…

  2. Pygar

    This is only a treat for the ladies? Apparently you people have never heard of the homosexual male. And this one very happy for this meme. : )

  3. Devilish Diva

    Yes, thank you Fish and Photo Boy for throwing us ladies and gay men a bone(r) this lovely Monday morning but I can’t help but think that Jon Hamm is a bit of freak (and not in a good way ;->)
    This isn’t the first time he’s been photographed with the goods clearly visible.
    I’m confused: I like the view but I don’t like exhibitionism.
    He should just do full frontals in movies already.

  4. It’s like Peter Dinklage’s forearm. Good for you, man.

  5. Jon Hamm Penis
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    I hope he was shopping for underwear.

  6. Jon Hamm Penis
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    You made my Day with this scrumptious photo Damn His cock seems to measure 7 inches at least, damn He’s the most perfect man in the whole milkyway, the problem is that I gotta keep that bitch of Jennifer Westfeld apart from him (reading Ninja Murder Tactics).

  7. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Jon’s Hamm.

  8. Gary Grant

    Hamm? That’s all beef!

  9. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Being a girl, does it hurt to have it tugging to one side? I mean it looks squished in some strides.

    • Bobin

      It must. That’s why they’re always touching and adjusting it.

    • Just a guy

      Yes, it can be very uncomfortable. Good underwear is a wonderful thing. Hanging as in these photos is not comfortable — too many things bouncing around and getting caught in the fabric.

    • Zoog

      It totally can. The tip of it is one of the most sensitive part’s on the body…having tight pants can also cause an unwanted (and painful!) erection, lol.

    • Matt

      No it doesn’t hurt, and these guys are babies if they claim it does. It can be uncomfortable to not be secured, and you don’t want to be rubbing against or scraping a zipper, but just hanging to a side doesn’t “hurt”. And as for the comments about the girl not looking happy enough, the dude is showing like 4 1/2 inches there.. Who’s to say he’s a grower, he’s probably a shower. The penis is often in various states of erection/flaccidity. Sometimes you’re half-mast, sometimes you’re tucked inside the turtle shell.

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  11. Krissy

    I’d have a permanent smile plastered across my face if I were this woman. Goodness me…

  12. Inner Retard

    I don’t care for Mad Men and I HATE this song. But this video was awesome.

  13. Jon Hamm Penis
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    I see balls…not sure what other people are, um, missing. This picture may, in fact, cause a pussy riot…just sayin’…

  14. Jon Hamm Penis
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    P.S. Nobody is commenting on the fact that you can just as clearly see his wallet in his pocket….doubt they’d “plant” that there…

  15. Jon Hamm Penis
    your mom
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    Jesus! What’s going on with his balls?? That can’t be healthy…

  16. vgrly

    I must be ovulating because I keep coming back to this post.

  17. Jon Hamm Penis
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    EW!! His balls are hanging REALLY low? How old is he? 70?

  18. Jon Hamm Penis
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    “Do these pants make my cock look big”?

  19. jpbas

    LOL those balls are hangin pretty low ROFL

  20. Jon Hamm Penis
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    I hope he’s just a shower and not a grower, or dat bitch gon’ get tore up!

  21. Sausage fest. I’m out.

  22. Jon Hamm Penis
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    I call this one “Hamm and eggs”.

  23. Jon Hamm Penis
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    I didn’t know Hamm is a Jewish name.

  24. Jon Hamm Penis
    Helena Handbasket
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    Om nom nom. Brrrrrb! nom nom.

  25. Bradders

    And here I’m hung like a hamster.

  26. Andy

    I’m not sure which I prefer

    Dong Draper
    Dick Whitman


  27. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Whose balls don’t hang halfway down their leg?

  28. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Your move, Skarsgard.

  29. Jon Hamm Penis
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    I was able to wrench my eyes upward just long enough to notice that she’s wearing a very tense tight smile. A smile that says “it’s going to take more than one trip to Barney’s to get me over your public catting-around, buddy”. Or “I go out for a ‘he loves ME, bitches’ photo-op and he brings along an advertisement for his next publicity tour” smile. Maybe I’m reading into it and that’s just the way she smiles. But I’m feeling all tense just looking at her. So I’ll be going back to looking at The Penis now.

  30. Oz Matters

    Its actually just some random ironing scorch marks. I remember last week, I saw a photo of his crotch which had the face of the Virgin Mary.

  31. Jon Hamm Penis
    Mama Pinkus
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  32. Jon Hamm Penis
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    That looks uncomfortable.

  33. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Yes, please.

  34. Jon Hamm Penis
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    ,Oh Sscott Disick eat your heart out

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  36. Jon Hamm Penis
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  37. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Ah ha! so that’s how a penis looks like!

  38. Jon Hamm Penis
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    “teehehee they toootally notice!”

  39. Jon Hamm Penis
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    fish will be so, so sad when checks this pic with his hopes up for a multitude of ”hamm-log’ jokes and sees us all talking about dick placement and the such. jon hamm for the new face of penis awareness! the people have spoken!

  40. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Must….shake…….it off.

  41. RELEASE the Cocken!

  42. Jon Hamm Penis
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    No wonder she is smiling, he has a ‘Yard-of-Beef’. No wonder he is smiling, she has a long neck….

  43. Jon Hamm Penis
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    She can do that just by holding his hand? This woman must be dynamite in the sack.

  44. Jon Hamm Penis
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    That effect isn’t hard to create, it just takes two things:

    1) no underwear

    2) pull your pants up high enough so that all your junk is in one leg, if done properly it’s hard NOT to get this effect while walking.

  45. Jon Hamm Penis
    Little Tongue
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    Do they make bras for penises? He’d need one. Extra support. With undewire.

  46. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Jon please come see me. I would love to take good care of that cock. I got the right mouth and azz for you stud.

  47. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Jon is hot, sexy, nice package, and I bet he’s good in bed.. I really would love to meet him…

  48. Jon Hamm Penis
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    C’mon. Photoshop? Has to be… Otherwise I would expect to see his shins in such detail. Oh, btw, besides someone who needs undies, who is Jon Hamm?



  50. Jon Hamm Penis
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    Oh my !!

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