Oh Yeah, That’s Jon Hamm’s Penis

September 9th, 2012 // 149 Comments

So bad news, Jon Hamm did not break up with Jennifer Westfeldt. Good news, you can totally see his penis in these pictures. In fact, if you squint hard enough, you can hear it say underwear is “pathetic” before diving into a glass full of Canadian Club.

I’m typing my daydreams into posts again, aren’t I? Goddammit.

As awesome as this was, I wish it was nothing but a non-stop loop of January Jones running home and spraying whipped cream in her mouth. Haha, the writers hate her so much. And she keeps coming back!

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Jon Hamm Penis
    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t this the size of all penises?

    • Rico Jones

      Sadly for me no.

    • Hanna

      I seriously think this might be the most AMAZING thing posted on this site EVER! You think I’m kidding? sadly I am not! I am a heterosexual female. This is all I’ve got in life. Please post more like this! Thanks you so much!

  2. Jon Hamm Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Guess the world now knows why she’s smiling.

  3. Jon Hamm Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    1. F11 key
    2. Ctrl and + key – keep pressing the + key
    YOU’RE WELCOME.

  4. How you doin’, Jon Hamm?

  5. I’ve always wondered if he was circumcised or not. Now I know.

    • Suja21

      Why would you want to know if someone is circumcised or not? Virtually doesn’t happen where I come from btw…

  6. Jon Hamm Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    There are a lot of ladies out there right now doing their best CSI impersonations.

    Enhance…..enhance…………enhance….

  7. Jon Hamm Penis
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    I normally wouldn’t post about a penis, but … that’s apparently Jon Hamm’s penis.

  8. For some people, Folgers is the best part of waking up on a Sunday. For Fish, it’s Jon Hamm’s dude piston.

    PS: He’s no Jonah Falcon, but John’s a damn sight more handsome.

  9. Sliver

    That is indeed one very “apparent” penis, Animal.

  10. Sliver

    It’s pictures like this that make me forgive all your recent transgressions against us the superficial readers, Fish.
    Keep it up, baby.

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Camel…..droppings?

  12. Jon Hamm Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    jayzus h christ…. why isn’t he in a full frontal nude scene for us ladies to feast our eyes on?

    BTW, ty puss in toots.

  13. Jon Hamm Penis
    Phaid
    Commented on this photo:

    For his sake, I really hope that is NOT his penis.

  14. Jon Hamm Penis
    Put it in your mouth.
    Commented on this photo:

    YES !!!

  15. Jon Hamm Penis
    Deidre
    Commented on this photo:

    Why don’t I have this guy’s number?!

  16. Jon Hamm Penis
    Neo
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s outta control…do something!!

  17. Jon Hamm Penis
    Neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Go God sakes,,,CHOOSE BRIEFS!!!! This isn’t the1950′s.

    • people wore briefs in the 1950′s/

      • The very first Jockey briefs were sold on January 19, 1935 at the Marshall Field & Co. store in Chicago. Despite blizzard conditions on the day of its launch, the new-fangled underwear was such a sensation that the entire stock was depleted before noon. In the following week, 12,000 pairs were sold, and the Jockey Brief was on its way to its place in history

      • InkyBlack

        I love this site, so educational :)

  18. My favorite part of that video is that to complete “Never gonna run around and desert you” they used four or five different instances of someone asking “Dessert?”

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    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to pretend I wasn’t here…

  20. Jon Hamm Penis
    FattyMcGee
    Commented on this photo:

    How in the hell did he get the frank below the beans?

  21. I’ve been tracing it with my clicker.

  22. Emma Watson's Vagina

    well folks this is today’s sexual harassment case. the question now is who is being sexually harassed.

  23. Jon Hamm Penis
    Kris
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh No ! That exactly looks like a revolver.

  24. Jon Hamm Penis
    Kris
    Commented on this photo:

    A happily smiling and proud looking lady with the man.

  25. Jon Hamm Penis
    Invitee
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh Circumsized SOB

  26. Jon Hamm Penis
    Crickette
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it flaccid or …hard?

    Either way, me likey. Me wantie weenie.

    http://tommywantwingy.ytmnd.com/

  27. Jon Hamm Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    how classy…..I’m sure his partner is so proud!

  28. Jon Hamm Penis
    LG
    Commented on this photo:

    He should change his name to Sausage!

  29. Mohawk Disco

    Thanks. As a small balding guy with glasses it’s not like I didn’t already have enough reasons to kill myself.

  30. Poop head

    It’s Jon’s Hamm!

  31. Jon Hamm Penis
    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sir, can I get you a wheelbarrow?”

  32. Jon Hamm Penis
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Seeing penises is like seeing the Blessed Mother in the grain of wood, or toast. Some people want to see something meaningful, other people just see a thin pair of slacks.

  33. Jon Hamm Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    So it’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?

  34. kimmykimkim

    Holy shit! Ahhahahahahahaha!

  35. Jon Hamm Penis
    tonawanda
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s just funny.

  36. If that was a woman’s “shape” showing we would say we see her camel toe. I guess if it’s a guy’s “shape” we should say we see his camel. Or in John Hamm’s case, we see his Jimmy Durante.

  37. Schmidtler

    With the presidential election coming up soon, Iran working on nuclear technology, the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan & Syria, I could be spending my free time reading up on the important news & issues of the day, but no, here I am getting the scoop on dong pics of some dude who’s on that show I don’t watch.

  38. Jon Hamm Penis
    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    Being a girl I often wondered, does it just hang out on one side, does it sit in the middle? Now I know!

  39. Cock Dr

    This is a fun way to start a Monday morning.
    Is the blogger sobbing into his Cheerios today over the the surprise Lively wedding? Don’t worry, they’ll be separating before they’ve celebrated a one year anniversary.

  40. And I’m free, I’m free ballin’
    What do you mean those aren’t the Tom Petty lyrics? They are now

  41. Jon Hamm Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Camel Ball Toe

  42. Anon

    Oh you mean you aren’t supposed to walk around a the mall wearing your slim fitting pants like Jon Hamm?

  43. vgrly

    I want to see a slow motion video or gif of this stroll please. And specifically zone it into the crotch area…..

  44. Jon Hamm Penis
    titfortat
    Commented on this photo:

    makes me want a hot dog real bad.

  45. Jon Hamm Penis
    Alexggb
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. All I can say is: I think she should look happier than she does.

  46. suck it

    Amazing. Thank you Fish.

  47. Jon Hamm Penis
    Keno
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake! The shadows are all wrong.

  48. It would have been funnier if they stuck it on her too.

  49. Crabby Old Guy

    Thanks Fish – you just made Tom Cruise’s day. TCLTC, by the way.

  50. Jon Hamm Penis
    James Peters
    Commented on this photo:

    OK that is totally Photoshop. It’s not like these people do not have enough money or the massive egos to influence a photo. “Hey agent man, all these bitches that I have fucked are making fun of my small penis, we need to get a “paparazzi” to snap a pic of my dick in an inconspicuous way” Agent snaps his fingers; “I got it, why don’t we have them get a pic of you walking and we will with the magic of computers add in a nice outline of a massage sausage. That will kill these harsh Hollywood rumors.” How is it you can see the penis, and the balls, as if there were no pants there, this photo does not even look right, has fake all over it.

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