So bad news, Jon Hamm did not break up with Jennifer Westfeldt. Good news, you can totally see his penis in these pictures. In fact, if you squint hard enough, you can hear it say underwear is “pathetic” before diving into a glass full of Canadian Club.
I’m typing my daydreams into posts again, aren’t I? Goddammit.
As awesome as this was, I wish it was nothing but a non-stop loop of January Jones running home and spraying whipped cream in her mouth. Haha, the writers hate her so much. And she keeps coming back!
Photos: Splash News
Isn’t this the size of all penises?
Sadly for me no.
I seriously think this might be the most AMAZING thing posted on this site EVER! You think I’m kidding? sadly I am not! I am a heterosexual female. This is all I’ve got in life. Please post more like this! Thanks you so much!
Guess the world now knows why she’s smiling.
1. F11 key
2. Ctrl and + key – keep pressing the + key
YOU’RE WELCOME.
How you doin’, Jon Hamm?
I’ve always wondered if he was circumcised or not. Now I know.
Why would you want to know if someone is circumcised or not? Virtually doesn’t happen where I come from btw…
There are a lot of ladies out there right now doing their best CSI impersonations.
Enhance…..enhance…………enhance….
I’d be like totally turned on right now, if I was a lady, which I’m not… (sigh)
If you said ‘like’ just once more in your sentence, you won’t convince anyone you’re not a lady.
I’m not convinced, owing to the (sigh) at the end of the sentence.
I normally wouldn’t post about a penis, but … that’s apparently Jon Hamm’s penis.
For some people, Folgers is the best part of waking up on a Sunday. For Fish, it’s Jon Hamm’s dude piston.
PS: He’s no Jonah Falcon, but John’s a damn sight more handsome.
Hahaha! Dude Piston! Hilarious!
I can’t honestly take any credit for that :)
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That is indeed one very “apparent” penis, Animal.
It’s pictures like this that make me forgive all your recent transgressions against us the superficial readers, Fish.
Keep it up, baby.
Camel…..droppings?
jayzus h christ…. why isn’t he in a full frontal nude scene for us ladies to feast our eyes on?
BTW, ty puss in toots.
Go see Shame with MIchael Fassbender to get more or less the same effect. And by “more or less,” I’m pretty sure I mean more.
For his sake, I really hope that is NOT his penis.
YES !!!
Why don’t I have this guy’s number?!
It’s outta control…do something!!
Hahahahahaha!!
Go God sakes,,,CHOOSE BRIEFS!!!! This isn’t the1950′s.
people wore briefs in the 1950′s/
The very first Jockey briefs were sold on January 19, 1935 at the Marshall Field & Co. store in Chicago. Despite blizzard conditions on the day of its launch, the new-fangled underwear was such a sensation that the entire stock was depleted before noon. In the following week, 12,000 pairs were sold, and the Jockey Brief was on its way to its place in history
I love this site, so educational :)
My favorite part of that video is that to complete “Never gonna run around and desert you” they used four or five different instances of someone asking “Dessert?”
I’m going to pretend I wasn’t here…
How in the hell did he get the frank below the beans?
I’ve been tracing it with my clicker.
well folks this is today’s sexual harassment case. the question now is who is being sexually harassed.
Oh No ! That exactly looks like a revolver.
He could shoot me with it!
A happily smiling and proud looking lady with the man.
Ugh Circumsized SOB
Is it flaccid or …hard?
Either way, me likey. Me wantie weenie.
http://tommywantwingy.ytmnd.com/
how classy…..I’m sure his partner is so proud!
He should change his name to Sausage!
Thanks. As a small balding guy with glasses it’s not like I didn’t already have enough reasons to kill myself.
It’s Jon’s Hamm!
“Sir, can I get you a wheelbarrow?”
Seeing penises is like seeing the Blessed Mother in the grain of wood, or toast. Some people want to see something meaningful, other people just see a thin pair of slacks.
and then there’s all the rest of us, who see Jon Hamm’s penis.
So it’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?
Holy shit! Ahhahahahahahaha!
That’s just funny.
If that was a woman’s “shape” showing we would say we see her camel toe. I guess if it’s a guy’s “shape” we should say we see his camel. Or in John Hamm’s case, we see his Jimmy Durante.
With the presidential election coming up soon, Iran working on nuclear technology, the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan & Syria, I could be spending my free time reading up on the important news & issues of the day, but no, here I am getting the scoop on dong pics of some dude who’s on that show I don’t watch.
Being a girl I often wondered, does it just hang out on one side, does it sit in the middle? Now I know!
Tailors ask men if they “dress right or “dress left” to indicate common location whch is taken into account when whipping up a nice pair of trousers.
What difference would that make? Do they make more room in one leg?
Dunno. Not a tailor. It does seem complicated.
They ask before they measure your inseam so they don’t accidentally feel you up.
Lol I didn’t realize penises were so complicated ;)
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things!
us women folk have learned much in the ways of penal placement today..
Elaine to Jerry on Seinfeld.
Re: Krissy’s comment
Said Elaine to Jerry on Seinfeld.
Gave myself a thumbs down for being such an anal-retentive editor of my own comment.
This is a fun way to start a Monday morning.
Is the blogger sobbing into his Cheerios today over the the surprise Lively wedding? Don’t worry, they’ll be separating before they’ve celebrated a one year anniversary.
And I’m free, I’m free ballin’
What do you mean those aren’t the Tom Petty lyrics? They are now
Camel Ball Toe
Oh you mean you aren’t supposed to walk around a the mall wearing your slim fitting pants like Jon Hamm?
I want to see a slow motion video or gif of this stroll please. And specifically zone it into the crotch area…..
hehehe I’ll bet it’s all undulatey.
makes me want a hot dog real bad.
Wow. All I can say is: I think she should look happier than she does.
Amazing. Thank you Fish.
Fake! The shadows are all wrong.
It would have been funnier if they stuck it on her too.
Thanks Fish – you just made Tom Cruise’s day. TCLTC, by the way.
OK that is totally Photoshop. It’s not like these people do not have enough money or the massive egos to influence a photo. “Hey agent man, all these bitches that I have fucked are making fun of my small penis, we need to get a “paparazzi” to snap a pic of my dick in an inconspicuous way” Agent snaps his fingers; “I got it, why don’t we have them get a pic of you walking and we will with the magic of computers add in a nice outline of a massage sausage. That will kill these harsh Hollywood rumors.” How is it you can see the penis, and the balls, as if there were no pants there, this photo does not even look right, has fake all over it.
lemme guess? shortie?
Looks real as fuck to me!