It seems like an eternity since we last saw Jon Hamm‘s penis demanding to be seen despite the presence of pants, so here it is making a slightly less prominent return, so we shafted spiced things up by adding celebrity reactions to its girth-ajesty and splendor. I won’t spoil the end for you, but do you think a double stroller is too expensive of a gift? I like to tell myself Jon Hamm’s penis and I are at that level of our friendship even though it sometimes takes a day or three to respond to my texts. It’s just busy, okay? Really, really busy. YOU DON’T KNOW US.
“So, what’d you do with your college degree today, son?”
“I dedicated a song to a penis on the Internet.”
“…. Change your last name.”
“Yessir.”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News, WENN
Not bad for white dude.
Especially when you consider it’s wrapped three times around his waist.
Good!
Kinda like Babe Ruth indicating in the direction of his next home run, Jon pointing at the next woman (or group of women) his rogue penis will mysteriously impregnate.
Whoa, I fucked that up. Shouldn’t edit in mid comment when I’m this drunk.
Well, it does look at though he might swing for the fences.
The nightmare scenario is that some mad doctor might someday find a way to transplant Jon Hamm’s penis onto Alexander Skarsgard’s body. If that were to happen, it would usher in a thousand years of darkness–with mankind going to the brink of the abyss itself and barely surviving.
Skarsgard needs no help. He is perfect as he is.
notice how you never see the skarsgard and jon hamm’s penis in the same place at the same time?
Apparently not Cool enough to know that only tools tuck their fucking ears into their hats.
Hopefully these two are out clothes shopping.
Let’s clarify: tightie whitie shopping.
“No – you can hardly notice it.”
“Jon Hamm’s Penis, You Came Back!” – Did it every really leave? That thing’s been blazed into my subconscious since that other picture!
and “that other picture” is my screen saver!! momma like-y ;)-
Haaaayyyyyy….
good then, it’s unanimous – 3 to nothing, we walk North!
he’s so widdle and cute – I just wanna pick him up, twirl him around and screech ‘Wheeee!!’
they like that, right?
This man needs to go on a long hot beach vacation.
Oh, come on. Clearly this is Dinklage doing his impression of Michael Shannon.
Clearly this is Dinklage doing his impression of Jon Hamm’s dong in a suit. And to scale, no less.
Is he wearing that hat so him and his penis look like twinsies?
Holy shit, his penis is shaped like the neck of a champagne bottle. No wonder all the women want it!
Look at it and weep, boys!
Weep at what? You think that’s big?
Yes.
Looks like he’d have skid marks. No fucking thanks!
Jon, you can point in whatever direction you want, but you sure know where I AM looking…
Based on his shirt looks like his dick comes out of his chest hangs down like a tie and he had to tuck the end of it in his pants because it was too long for his shirt to hide.
The song after the jump! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Sassy!
Right back at you, Taylor Swift.
CHRIS: I want John Hamm’s Penis!
PROSECUTOR: You can’t HANDLE John Hamm’s penis!
He’s not a star…
“You think John Hamm has a big dick? Check out the giant dick standing next to me!”
wishing and hoping and thinking and praying, planning and dreaming each night of his charms, that won’t get you in to his arms… all you gotta do is hold him and kiss him and squeeze him and love him, just do it and after you do, you will be his…
Either buy bigger pants, or tighty whiteys. Seriously, it’s getting out of hand.
i’d like to get it IN hand!! and elsewhere… :)
Is it getting hot over here, or is that Jon Hamm’s penis I just saw? That thing could knock out a burglar!
Oh shit, I’d beat that thing silly.
It says to go this way. I’ve learned to listen to it and not make it angry in public.
Mine can drink Champagne by itself… your move Hamm.
“Hey Cameltoe, just whoddaya think you’re pointing at?”
Fuck this shit. Where are the zoomed in photos?
Okay. But when will it be on Piers Morgan?
Would you like one of my flowers?
Unless “flower” is code for “thorazine”, you’re of no help here.
Jon Hamm doesn’t take his dick for a walk, Jon Hamm’s dick walks Jon Hamm!
Which head has the actual brains?
“AFTER all YOUR public defender, bullshit sympathetic white boy guilt cries to her ?”
That never happened. Are you lost?
Nah, Mikey-boy’s just impotent, moronic and rage-filled.
And scheduled to be ever more so come November 7th.
Lately this website has become a magical special place, full of joy and charm. I find myself lingering here lovingly, lost in happiness whilst time flies by. Keep up the good work, ‘fish! (I do need a new keyboard, though.)
He’s just trying to get his penis to the set of Game of Thrones so it can film its scenes.
For the love of God, don’t let that thing near Skarsgard!
if you cannot grow facial hair…SHAVE your face!
These pics are so great
Dang that thing don’t quit
Dude has permanent Sarah Brightman cheeks.
And how does Jon Hamm’s penis fit into all this?
looks like a shower, not a grower, to me
and a fat nose
Yummy…I say