Hey, It’s Maybe Jon Hamm’s Penis

Our female/penis-loving audience gets the short end of the dick – *gets in bathtub, drops toaster in* – when it comes to eye-candy which I always feel bad about because they actually read my stupid words and then tell me they’re only slightly stupid. So it behooves me to toss them a bone whenever I can which brings me to (maybe) Jon Hamm’s penis. I’m pretty sure that’s what I’m looking at, but just in case I made Photo Boy stare at it all morning. Although that’s more of an ongoing reconditioning protocol than an unparalleled use of online journalism. I’m not going to lie to you.

Photos: AKM-GSI

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