Jon Hamm’s Got Your Mighty Hammer Right Here

November 8th, 2013 // 19 Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got Hammbone.

As hinted yesterday, Photo Boy and I are going on a date this morning to see Thor: The Dark World under the auspice of me writing a review about it. (Haha! I’m not a film critic.) So to tide over the readers who get routinely shafted – *adjusts bowtie* – by the eight million daily bikini pictures, here’s Jon Hamm‘s penis on the set of Mad Men where I’ll assume he plunked it on a desk then dared AMC to make him wear underwear. And maybe twirled it like a lasso at his side which I would do constantly in that man’s shoes. You have no idea.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


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    Prosthetic from Boogie Nights or sad attempt to gain more homosexual viewers for Mad Men? You decide.

  2. aha, no wonder they put such a low crotch on his pants

  3. Cock Dr

    Well thanks for this.

  4. Naturally, I’m envious, but let’s be honest… I barely know what to do with the dick I have. What would I do with that monster? Fell trees? Demolish derelict buildings? I’d probably get exhausted just walking around with that thing in my pants.

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    If that’s his cock then how high is the waist on his pants? Nipple level?

  6. Ed The Sock

    That’s the “monster” everybody’s making such a big fuss about? Doesn’t look more than average size to me.

  7. Trinz

    Yay! Something for the ladies!…and our gay brethren.

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    Look at this thing, always with this man. Can someone get this man some underwear? Or at least upgrade him to some quarters rolls to make it look bigger?

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    The only being on earth Clooney actually envies.

  10. oh i know

    THANK YOU Fish– I LOVE this man and his hambone!!!! ;)

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    Helena Handbasket
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    Hamm sandwich, hamm & eggs, spiced hamm … it’s all good! I love pork!

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    Pinche. I want a piece of Hamm.

  13. Dox

    “Dammit Weiner stop texting me.”

  14. Jon Hamm Penis Mad Men Set
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    Mr. Pee-pee is making a run for the bottom of the pant leg

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  16. Jon Hamm Penis Mad Men Set
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    Good Lord. Why hasn’t he learned by now?

  17. Becca

    Thanks. Wouldnt mind to take a closer look.

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