Jon Hamm Is Thrilled His Penis Is Getting Its Picture Taken Again, Just Thrilled

The Superficial | April 3, 2013 - 1:37 pm

Jon Hamm’s already made it clear to Rolling Stone that he hates the Internet’s looking at his large penis, so understandably he’s not going to be exactly chipper when he spots the paparazzi. A situation I can sympathize with because people don’t understand men like Jon and I have thoughts and feelings, too. Did you even know I’m really into Tolkien lately? No, you didn’t. It’s all, “Ohmygod, I’ll never fit the whole thing in.” Or “Wait, this is just a paper towel roll shoved down your pants. SECURITY!”

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