Jon Hamm Is Thrilled His Penis Is Getting Its Picture Taken Again, Just Thrilled

April 3rd, 2013 // 20 Comments

Jon Hamm‘s already made it clear to Rolling Stone that he hates the Internet’s looking at his large penis, so understandably he’s not going to be exactly chipper when he spots the paparazzi. A situation I can sympathize with because people don’t understand men like Jon and I have thoughts and feelings, too. Did you even know I’m really into Tolkien lately? No, you didn’t. It’s all, “Ohmygod, I’ll never fit the whole thing in.” Or “Wait, this is just a paper towel roll shoved down your pants. SECURITY!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. dude

    it’s probably 3X the size of Wladimir Klitschko’s.

  2. Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt Walking Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t deal with her face. She always looks like she’s sucking on a giant, juicy…I know, you’re thinking lemon.

    Penis. I was going to say penis.

  3. GodDAMNIT you made me look!

  4. I do not get your obsession. He’s an okay actor, but he’s nothing stellar, and he is less than attractive. Looks like a random guy in his late 40′s.

    If it’s just the giant wang, I’d take Dolph or Liam long before I’d give Hamm even a glance.

  5. Freebie

    Jon Hamm is a giant dick

  6. Why is it that now, still, more than 10 years after the tragic events of 9/11, we have not yet stationed Jon Hamm’s Penis atop the Empire State Building so in the event the terrorists try again to take down one of our nation’s landmarks by flying planes into it, it’s not up there ready to swat the planes out of the sky and save the day?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    If you don’t want the attention wear a longer jacket so the paps can’t focus on the straining seams.
    Otherwise we’ll continue to assume that despite your protests you love to strut it all around.

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    Helena Handbasket
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the male version of “motor-boating?” If there’s not a word for it yet, can we agree to call it Hamm-boning? Brrrr-llbbb-rrrr (imagining face crotch-deep)!!!!

  9. child please

    how is he not tired of banging this same broad since 1997? she must have something on him to keep him around so long.

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    sofake
    Commented on this photo:

    isn’t he afraid of sitting on that thing? or does it get its own chair?

  11. mouse

    If he doesn’t want the world looking at it, maybe he should put it away.

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    Turrible
    Commented on this photo:

    Try wearing some adult-sized pants and some fucking underwear if you don’t want the paps capturing your junk, Hamm.

  13. Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt Walking Dog
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    She is so in on the joke.

  14. Hell, I’d be ashamed to let anybody know my old lady had a hole in her that big!

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    Browny
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a very very lucky woman. Ham is HOT

  16. Dee

    He should wear underwear.

  17. Jon Hamm Penis Jennifer Westfeldt Walking Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s gotten so bad now, the JHP needs a guard dog to keep the paps at bay.

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