Jon Hamm Penis Sighting, You’re Clear For Landing

Because a hatchet-wielding hitchhiker superhero, 10 minutes of Alexander Skarsgard dry-banging a woman, Kat Denning’s giant boobs and Chris Brown being a complete fuck-up weren’t enough, here’s Jon Hamm’s penis to turn this day into a clown car. I’m almost afraid to hit Publish out of fear Christina Hendricks will fly out of it naked. Please, awesome Internet stuff, I can’t write anymore dick jokes. Just please stop happening.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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