Jon Hamm Penis Sighting, You’re Clear For Landing

February 5th, 2013 // 16 Comments

Because a hatchet-wielding hitchhiker superhero, 10 minutes of Alexander Skarsgard dry-banging a woman, Kat Denning‘s giant boobs and Chris Brown being a complete fuck-up weren’t enough, here’s Jon Hamm‘s penis to turn this day into a clown car. I’m almost afraid to hit Publish out of fear Christina Hendricks will fly out of it naked. Please, awesome Internet stuff, I can’t write anymore dick jokes. Just please stop happening.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Sliver

    This guy’s just showing off.

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    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    …walking with his personal fluffer.

  3. a dickhead with a fake dick in his pants…

  4. EricLR

    God help us all if there is ever a story featuring both Skarsgard *and* Jon Hamm’s penis. Something like that could tear space and time asunder and open up a black hole that will destroy the earth and perhaps the universe.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm.
    I know how badly the blogger and his PhotoShoppin’ sidekick WANT this to be a HammBone sighting.
    But I have my doubts.

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    Joy
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet

  7. ChaCha

    Not loving this outfit on him.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, that’s certainly not stuff in his pant’s pocket. ;)

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    Commented on this photo:

    wait a sec, i can’t believe i’ve been checkin this guy out all this time since you posted the first “breaking” story about this guy’s unit….yet it doesn’t seem that he’s packin much. he’s just not wearing under wear. this is some bULL shit. i’m not even going to watch that show. it seems overly hyped with a thin dorky plot. no thanks!

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    Commented on this photo:

    maybe i spoke too soon.

  11. Jon Hamm Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Dov Charney with a smaller penis. Mmm

  12. oh i know

    Hamm-ina Hamm-ina Hamm-ina!!!!! LOVE this man!!!! :)-

  13. I would like some Jon Hamm
    Sam I Am
    I would like him all month long
    I would like his massive schlong
    I WOULD like some Jon Hamm
    Sam I Am!

    Yeah I know, Dr. Seuss is rolling over in his grave.

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    Geeky Cub
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Ass shot, Jon.

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