Wanna get lost in your mind for a while? Ask yourself who the water bottle’s for.
Earlier today on Facebook, one of the few Southern Republicans I actually like commented that because I posted about Kim Kardashian, I owe the ladies some Hamm-bone which I was going to point out is entirely up to the universe and out of my control. Except apparently it isn’t because moments ago these magically appeared, so at this time I’d like it if all the world leaders would join together in officially declaring me Supreme Penis Conjurer before I’m swayed to use my powers for evil. *turns Guam into a dick* You have 48 hours.