Wanna get lost in your mind for a while? Ask yourself who the water bottle’s for.
Earlier today on Facebook, one of the few Southern Republicans I actually like commented that because I posted about Kim Kardashian, I owe the ladies some Hamm-bone which I was going to point out is entirely up to the universe and out of my control. Except apparently it isn’t because moments ago these magically appeared, so at this time I’d like it if all the world leaders would join together in officially declaring me Supreme Penis Conjurer before I’m swayed to use my powers for evil. *turns Guam into a dick* You have 48 hours.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
You know, some day he and Skargaard are going to battle, reawaken Gozer, and destroy us all.
Genius.
There once was a man named John Hamm.
Who approached and said, “Howdy ma’am.”
His pants showed his head,
And he motioned and said,
“Let me slide into your clam.”
thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Fish!! i LOVE this man & his hamm-bone!!!
Vagina closed due to flooding.
T-Rex Jon Hamm cannot adjust his peener.
now he’s just walking around with a fake dick in his pants…
Have to say it does look like it, this one is a different size to the last one and his nuts aren’t hanging down by his knees.
Maybe it’s an up-do.
Thanks Fish!
oh, now he’s just showing off!
“Me? Just taking the (hot)dog for a walk”.
I’m wetter than an Otter’s pocket right now…
Ball squidge!
Damnit, if Georgio is limericking, then I’m Haikuing my 17 syllables:
The Kraken sleeps
behind John Hamm’s zipper
soon it will be awoken
I’m betting a Hamm-boner results in him going full-retard.
Why is everyone so infatuated with this guy’s dick?! It’s average size at best… for a horse.
Mashed potatoes
Dan Quayle?
Does John Hamm dress to the right? No, but his potato does.
Hamm and scrambled eggs.
He just carries around the water bottle to give people a size comparison.
Weirdo… Dresses to the right.
Good grief. He totes rubs himself before he steps outsides. I’m not complaining, though. Momma like.
I stood next to Jon at a urinal once. In my opinion this is much ado about Mentos.
*outside
Now this is what I come here for; quality shots of peen. Well done sir.
OH NO! NOT AGAIN!! It boggles the mind!! (pro tip: briefs not boxers, you Jew!!)
Whaaa? Jon Hamm is not Jewish. Where did you even get that idea?* I mean, even his last name is trayf.
*Is it because he’s circumcised? Most American men are, Jewish or not.
The Jon Hamm dick saga on here is so fucking hilarious. I loled hard at the headline
Put some goddamned underwear on, Christmas Hamm! I want my fucking wife back!
Nice, something for the girls at last ;)
I’d sit in his lap
tt’s like when it swings to the right he’s go to hold something to counter-balance in his let.
what is WRONG with this guy!?
I am not getting sick of the Hamm sightings. Christmas has come early.
Those trousers are so thin that you can actually tell that the dude wearing them is circumsized (and you don’t even need the zoom thingy to see it!). Boggles my mind. Seriously.
Well there’s the dick head again…
I’m getting spoiled with all this bulging goodness. Now I want to see full erection. Fish? Please?
He should just let it out to get some air…
Don’t go full retard.
The guy puts his pant on one huge cock at a time like everyone else with a huge cock. Whats the big deal?
Uggh I cannot stand this man. He’s not at all attractive to me.
Just have your cock hold the bag.
FAIL on the StL hat.
Dude, please. Stop showing your dick ffs.
u know after the first hamm dick pics hit the web his management team went crazy and bought him about a dozen more pants stuffers to wear when he goes out.
You can’t stop the Hamm-ster but only try to contain it.
Jon needs to take that thing out for walks more often.
not big enough for kim yet lmao!!! and she likes BLACKS ones anyways!!! she is white trash!! and he got better taste than that!!!
the award for Least Relevent Comment goes to…
forget the penis…he’s a Cardinals fan!!!
He is from St. Louis; I think he’s required by law to be a Cardinals fan.
So he’s a right-y tight-y?! LOL!
id say the person taking the pics is a gay phuck..
Omg omg, I am freaking out, it seems like he’s only got big low hanging balls, the hell with Mad Men!
Guys just pull up the pants and let the dicks fall where they may.
What? I don’t see anything bigger than normal here…pfhhh…