Jon Hamm Called Justin Bieber A Shithead

April 21st, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Jon Hamm is the cover interview for the May issue of Men’s Fitness who I’ll just assume has a monthly feature called “Zen And The Art of Letting People See Your Dick.” Less importantly (You read that.), he takes a crack at Justin Bieber for being a stupid little shithead surrounded by yes men. Via Radar:

Hamm’s on-set injuries are nothing, though, compared with the damage he sees young Hollywood talent inflicting upon themselves.
“Look at Bieber or whoever,” he says. “You’re like, ‘What the fuck, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame.”
What young celebs like that really need, Hamm says, “is a mom or a dad or a really good friend who can say, ‘Hey, shithead!’ You see people in the world and you’re like, ‘Do you know how a washing machine works? Do you know how to wash a dish? Life skills are something we’re missing.
“There used to be a class that kids had to take in high school called home economics, which was cooking and sewing and just shit you needed to learn in life.”

And now for the part where he finishes me off:

He believes in success, and notes “this weird backlash” against being ambitious and upwardly mobile in America.
“It’s this Sarah Palin kind of conversation where they’re like, ‘Oh, the elites,’” he says. “It’s become a thing to just aspire to be a regular person. No, actually, you should desire to be better.”

“My penis just had a miscarriage.” – Me if I was Lindsay Lohan

Photos: Men’s Fitness / Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Randal

    Jon hamm called bieber a shithead and the kardashians whores? Jon hamm is the internet.

  2. Tonethius

    To be fair, everyone has called Justin Bieber a shithead.

  3. i am now am completely a Jon Hamm fan of his shows, movies .

  4. You know that thing Ellen DeGeneres did with seeing how many people would retweet her photo? Let’s do the same thing here in the comments section. Let’s see how many people will leave the comment, “Hey, shithead,” for Justin Bieber. Allow me to start.

    Hey, shithead.

  5. Jon Hamm Penis Girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt
    Commented on this photo:

    You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

  6. Hollywood needs more grounded people like Hamm speaking the truth.

  7. He is the fucking man.

  8. right

    The guy seems cool. Plus i heard he has a huge crank.

  9. Just this once

    The idea of John Hamm doing Home Economics is tantalizing.

  10. Tall, gorgeous, great actor, and Bieber-nonbeliever = just came all over my new lace thongs aaahhhh!!!…

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