Jon Hamm Got Wasted

“Hat matches my jacket… Pfft…”

Apparently Jon Hamm just goes out and gets plastered by himself because here he is wandering around Hollywood Saturday night where he spent the entire time taking an extremely amusing phone call and yelling at no one in particular that his penis is too big to fit in this car. Which probably sounded like bragging until some poor sap tripped over it, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down. “It was like jumping in front of a really handsome car and wanting it to hit me,” he’d later recall. “We have to go back!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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