“Hat matches my jacket… Pfft…”
Apparently Jon Hamm just goes out and gets plastered by himself because here he is wandering around Hollywood Saturday night where he spent the entire time taking an extremely amusing phone call and yelling at no one in particular that his penis is too big to fit in this car. Which probably sounded like bragging until some poor sap tripped over it, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down. “It was like jumping in front of a really handsome car and wanting it to hit me,” he’d later recall. “We have to go back!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
So when his friends draw penis pics on his face, do they just pull his up to it for accuracy?
“I drank so much the alcohol went to my head and now I have to keep my hand on it.”
Fish’s commentary on these things are the best.
Man, this guy has the fucking life. He’s regularly in the company of gorgeous women. From Christina Hendricks, Alison Brie and Jessica Pare to his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. Why get drunk when your life is so fucking awesome?
Never question Jon Hamm’s actions. Just know that whatever he does it right.
…whatever he does IS right…
god damn it
He’s not the only one who’s been drinking
jesus, even in DENIM i can see what he’s working with–or should i say what I’D like to be working with!! ;) i LOVE this man!!
Sadly, John would have used a designated penis but all the porn stars left LA because they hate condoms.
Did no one ever tell him that with great penis comes great responsibility
With great penis comes bitches.
“Yo, can I get a light? Watch it with that lighter around the penis, by the way.”
“I’m happy to see you, to answer that question.”
“ahem, yes, your penis called. it’s envious.”
He has to pay extra to valet park that thing.
Fifty bucks says the top of FIsh’s head is right below the edge of the photo.
He and Eric Dane are in a sexiest man alive contest. In my pants.
He and his enormous cock can sleep it off at my house.
I promise I won’t will take advantage of him.
I figured his penis would be able to handle alcohol better…
“Yah I’m Driving home! What if i get pulled over you ask? Well then ill think of Cristina Hendricks massive bust, get an erection and all the alcohol will go there, then Presto, No alcohol in my system!”
They’re doing a reboot of Monk?
“My extra large boner is soooo high right now”
“Hello? Why yes, this is Jon Hamm..ered…haha!” *snort!*
“Penis? He went into that restaurant to take a leak. My penis has a penis, y’know. Anyway he’ll be back in a sec, assuming he didn’t order more onion rings. He does that.”
I KNOW!!!
WTF is he wearing dildos around in public just to fuck with the paps now?
Ahh there it is.
This part of him is just not important.
OMG would you LOOK at that thing! *dies*
Is his penis calling him to tell him to cut out the drinking cause it is leaving him with Whiskey dick?
bet hes not getting anal