Jon Hamm Got Wasted

November 12th, 2012 // 29 Comments

“Hat matches my jacket… Pfft…”

Apparently Jon Hamm just goes out and gets plastered by himself because here he is wandering around Hollywood Saturday night where he spent the entire time taking an extremely amusing phone call and yelling at no one in particular that his penis is too big to fit in this car. Which probably sounded like bragging until some poor sap tripped over it, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down. “It was like jumping in front of a really handsome car and wanting it to hit me,” he’d later recall. “We have to go back!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. So when his friends draw penis pics on his face, do they just pull his up to it for accuracy?

  2. Jon Hamm Drunk
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    “I drank so much the alcohol went to my head and now I have to keep my hand on it.”

  3. Fish’s commentary on these things are the best.

    Man, this guy has the fucking life. He’s regularly in the company of gorgeous women. From Christina Hendricks, Alison Brie and Jessica Pare to his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. Why get drunk when your life is so fucking awesome?

  4. Jon Hamm Drunk
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    jesus, even in DENIM i can see what he’s working with–or should i say what I’D like to be working with!! ;) i LOVE this man!!

  5. Sadly, John would have used a designated penis but all the porn stars left LA because they hate condoms.

  6. swalton

    Did no one ever tell him that with great penis comes great responsibility

  7. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yo, can I get a light? Watch it with that lighter around the penis, by the way.”

  8. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m happy to see you, to answer that question.”

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    henry hill
    Commented on this photo:

    “ahem, yes, your penis called. it’s envious.”

  10. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    He has to pay extra to valet park that thing.

  11. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Fifty bucks says the top of FIsh’s head is right below the edge of the photo.

  12. He and Eric Dane are in a sexiest man alive contest. In my pants.

  13. Veronika Larsson

    He and his enormous cock can sleep it off at my house.

    I promise I won’t will take advantage of him.

  14. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Dr. Turk
    Commented on this photo:

    I figured his penis would be able to handle alcohol better…

  15. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yah I’m Driving home! What if i get pulled over you ask? Well then ill think of Cristina Hendricks massive bust, get an erection and all the alcohol will go there, then Presto, No alcohol in my system!”

  16. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re doing a reboot of Monk?

  17. Tron

    “My extra large boner is soooo high right now”

  18. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello? Why yes, this is Jon Hamm..ered…haha!” *snort!*

  19. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Penis? He went into that restaurant to take a leak. My penis has a penis, y’know. Anyway he’ll be back in a sec, assuming he didn’t order more onion rings. He does that.”

  20. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    I KNOW!!!

  21. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is he wearing dildos around in public just to fuck with the paps now?

  22. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahh there it is.

  23. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    This part of him is just not important.

  24. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG would you LOOK at that thing! *dies*

  25. Gary Grant

    Is his penis calling him to tell him to cut out the drinking cause it is leaving him with Whiskey dick?

  26. Jon Hamm Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    bet hes not getting anal

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