While Photo Boy and I were being intrepid online editors who took Friday off to watch Captain America and eat burritos, a 1996 episode of The Big Date went viral thanks to 25-year-old contestant Jon Hamm who somehow lost despite possessing the mythical hammer Hammbonejnir. Even more ridiculous, TMZ actually told the woman about the Hammaconda over the weekend, and she said she’d do it all over again because she’s a giant lesbian. You can’t see it in the video, but there’s a Subaru parked in her driveway. That’s how quintessentially lesbian she is. Ask her if she likes hiking. Go on, I dare you.
Jon Hamm’s Penis Lost A Dating Show? Impossible
April 7th, 2014 // 13 Comments