Here’s Jon Hamm Giving Relationship Advice To Random 16-Year-Old Girls On The Internet

May 9th, 2012 // 33 Comments
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Jon Hamm: Ask A Grown Man - Rookie

Above is the latest panty-sploosher slip n’ sliding its way across the Internet – I’m a weaver of romantic imagery, I know. – featuring Jon Hamm participating in Rookie‘s Ask a Grown Man web series where a celebrity answers five questions that are apparently exclusively from teenage girls wondering why a boy doesn’t like them. An experience I’m all too familiar back when I used Formspring more than once every new moon. Not that I’m trying to equate myself with Jon Hamm or anything, but I do have an entire garage furnished with 60s decor where I drink scotch and yell at the wall to fetch my coffee or I’ll impregnate it for looking like a whore in those knee socks and quilted sweater. So I guess you could say we’re twins. Identical twins.

Thanks to Kat who clearly mistook me for someone who ejaculates at the sight of Jon Hamm’s incredible stubble.

Video: Rookie


  1. lily

    He’s perfect

  2. Awkward Girl Comment

    You could drown a toddler in my pants right now.

  3. The look on his face pretty much says it all.

  4. Looking more like Chris Kattan every day there, Jon…

  5. Mumps

    This absolutely made my shitty shitty day. Thank you, Fish!

  6. Celebrities take note: that’s how to keep it real.

  7. Did he give out his real name or did he say his name was Lynch?

  8. Nettie

    Hot hot hot.

  9. Dude of Dudes

    I can answer every teenage girls question about their problems with boys. TITS OR GTFO!

    • Yeah, too bad no one told the chicks in my high school… or did they, and I was just a giant loser? Hmm… this could go either way.

  10. DeucePickle

    How many lines of coke did he do seconds before he fired up the web cam ?

  11. Cock Dr

    He seems like quite the sweetheart.
    Of course, he is an actor.

  12. Female


  13. Crabby Old Guy

    This guy is just a hoot. So funny to see him just be your average guy trying to answer these questions as opposed to him being all “Don Draper” and wound tighter than a drum. Thanks Fish – this made my afternoon.

  14. Jill

    I love the Hamm, but yeah he looked a bit strung out here…

  15. MoJoTee

    Perfect advise.
    Only negetive is that it was obviously written (very well) and he acted as-if he was not reading the copy from his hand held iPrompter.
    Bravo saviors of our teenage wasteland!

  16. cc

    Why don’t they come to me for advice?

  17. cc

    Also, he’s 41? How long has it been since he slipped. I am older than he is and I swear upside down and backwards he looks 5 years older than me.

    Which means I should get ass like crazy I guess, right?

  18. sobrietyisacrutch

    Does that site ALWAYS solicit advice from grown men to teenage girls?
    Cause if it does, I would be a bit afraid of the Internet right about now.
    That being said – “Mad Men” ROCKS!!!

  19. JANE


  20. Hand Solo

    Now this is a paedophile we can get behind.

  21. cc

    Gee, thanks that’s very sweet of you.

  22. Jon Hamm is a great guy by all appearances. It’s hard for someone to answer these kinds of questions for other people’s kids. He’s definitely feeling the awkwardness here.

  23. anonym

    one thing is for sure.
    he knows how to put on the doucheface.

  24. El Jefe

    This shit was hilarious. 16ish, you need to commit. lol

  25. meatwad

    was that john hamm or charlie sheen?

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