Jon Hamm & Adam Scott Recreate The Opening Credits To ‘Simon & Simon’ And Other News

- Katy Perry is still letting John Mayer touch her breasts. [Lainey Gossip]

- Newly Single Chivettes that you totally have a shot with. No, really, you should talk to them. [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Stewart thinks Twitter is going to murder her which is not at all something a paranoid stoner might say. [Dlisted]

- Sitting in Silence with Johnny Depp. [BuzzFeed]

- Isla Fisher is all business. [Popoholic]

- We get it, Jennifer Aniston, your fiance fills you with emotion while Angelina Jolie is dead inside. [TooFab]

- Tyra Banks is making a show about.. Tyra Banks! Holy shit, what are the odds? [Celebslam]

- Ashley Greene says Twilight ruined her. [IDLYITW]

- Xenia Deli might possibly be Earth’s hottest woman. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Vin Diesel really wants to be in The Avengers 2. [FilmDrunk]

- Consider this a counter argument to Xenia Deli. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Natalie Portman takes her son for ice cream. NON-VEGAN ice cream. OHMYGOD! [Just Jared]

- Marvel’s Ant-Man confirmed for 2015, so finally, a superhero with a smaller penis than me. I hope. [HuffPost Entertainment]

- And the original Simon & Simon opening which I had no idea starred Major Dad because it didn’t involve a talking car and/or Lee Majors as a stuntman/bounty hunter. [YouTube]

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