- Katy Perry is still letting John Mayer touch her breasts. [Lainey Gossip]
- Newly Single Chivettes that you totally have a shot with. No, really, you should talk to them. [theCHIVE]
- Kristen Stewart thinks Twitter is going to murder her which is not at all something a paranoid stoner might say. [Dlisted]
- Sitting in Silence with Johnny Depp. [BuzzFeed]
- Isla Fisher is all business. [Popoholic]
- We get it, Jennifer Aniston, your fiance fills you with emotion while Angelina Jolie is dead inside. [TooFab]
- Tyra Banks is making a show about.. Tyra Banks! Holy shit, what are the odds? [Celebslam]
- Ashley Greene says Twilight ruined her. [IDLYITW]
- Xenia Deli might possibly be Earth’s hottest woman. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Vin Diesel really wants to be in The Avengers 2. [FilmDrunk]
- Consider this a counter argument to Xenia Deli. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Natalie Portman takes her son for ice cream. NON-VEGAN ice cream. OHMYGOD! [Just Jared]
- Marvel’s Ant-Man confirmed for 2015, so finally, a superhero with a smaller penis than me. I hope. [HuffPost Entertainment]
- And the original Simon & Simon opening which I had no idea starred Major Dad because it didn’t involve a talking car and/or Lee Majors as a stuntman/bounty hunter. [YouTube]
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And here I thought Xenia Deli was a sandwich shop/package store in southwest Ohio.
You seriously didn’t know Gerald McRaney was Rick Simon AND Major Dad? This saddens me.
heheh I loved both those shows! :D
AND he was George Hearst on Deadwood. “If I told you to fuck yourself, Sheriff, will to chalk it up to drunkenness or a high estimation of your athletic abilities?
This is all kinds of awesome.
Have to agree…whoever thought this up was a genius.
In any case, I have to confess this was one of my favorite shows. Mr. McCraney had all kinds of success after this show (Major Dad, Deadwood) but the other guy more or less vanished.
kind of like Tom Hanks and whoever that other guy was on ‘Bosom Buddies’.
I love how they did the credits. It took all those people to put 3 actors on the screen for a couple minutes.
Heehee – “Semen und Semen”