Jon Gosselin Got A Vasectomy, Thank F*cking God
Granted, this is eight kids, a reality show, and a shrill harpie of an ex-wife hoisted upon humanity too late, I’ll take it. E! News reports:
The former reality star revealed during an interview on The Wendy Williams Show Tuesday that he had a vasectomy, after stating that he and girlfriend Liz Jannetta won’t be having any kids together.
“We can’t have more kids,” Gosselin, 36, said. “Yeah, I’m fixed and Liz is fixed.”
While this is great news for the future of humanity, I’d like to express my personal condolences to the veritable mountain of pussy out there just waiting for Jon Gosselin to pump a small platoon of Asian babies into them on top of one of those reverse tricycle thingies. I know you’re out there, wanting, waiting, hurting…
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