Jon Gosselin Got A Vasectomy, Thank F*cking God

January 15th, 2014 // 17 Comments
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Granted, this is eight kids, a reality show, and a shrill harpie of an ex-wife hoisted upon humanity too late, I’ll take it. E! News reports:

The former reality star revealed during an interview on The Wendy Williams Show Tuesday that he had a vasectomy, after stating that he and girlfriend Liz Jannetta won’t be having any kids together.
“We can’t have more kids,” Gosselin, 36, said. “Yeah, I’m fixed and Liz is fixed.”

While this is great news for the future of humanity, I’d like to express my personal condolences to the veritable mountain of pussy out there just waiting for Jon Gosselin to pump a small platoon of Asian babies into them on top of one of those reverse tricycle thingies. I know you’re out there, wanting, waiting, hurting…

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Jon Gosselin
    Whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    oy

  2. so he is a reality star because he can put his dick in a shrill, ball breaking c*nt? a lot of guys should be reality stars then……

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    I thought being a 40 year old busboy was birth control enough.

  4. He won’t be “fixed” unless he’s face down in a ditch with brain leaking out the exit wound.

  5. Tonethius

    Fastest funded campaign in Kickstarter history.

  6. JungleRed

    A day late and a dollar short.

  7. Jon Gosselin
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    Jon’s new crowd includes a lesbian and a transvestite. Telling of what’s to come now that Kate +8 isn’t paying the alimony.

  8. Vic Damone

    Horse…barn…door.

  9. I was going to make a joke involving lobotomy instead of vasectomy ,but with this dumb shit lobotomy would just be a waste of time. At least he can’t further muddy the gene pool.

  10. The Right

    His fertility was never a problem until the fertility docs gave Kate’s innards the tune up.

  11. That’s the smartest thing he’s ever done.

  12. Jon Gosselin
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Cory Feldman will appear on this site outdoing Jon with more whores in 3….2….1….

  13. Jon Gosselin
    dixonblonde
    Commented on this photo:

    It angers me that this prick gets laid more than I do. How could I have known the path to unlimited ass was to shoot your load in a delusional maniac, have 8 babies, and become the world’s go-to fuck up/punchline? Brilliant, really.

    • dennis

      Or just skip the psychotic ex-wife, having to pay child support for 8 kids and still wearing a nametag at your workplace even when you are no longer a teenager and go straight to lowering your standards.

      If you can get quality, go for quantity.

  14. Jon Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    He thinks they’re Rihanna and Justin Beiber.
    They think he’s Dean Cain.

  15. aj

    Jon – Kate + 2 hookers = awesome!

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