Last week, Jon Gosselin fired a warning shot at a photographer that trespassed outside his house shortly after everyone found out he’s a waiter living in a cabin in the woods. Coincidentally, this happened just days before the release of Kate‘s new cookbook, and even more coincidentally, she’s suing his dick off for allegedly stealing her hard drive and giving it to a friend to write a tell-all book. So now she has even more publicity while making the talk show circuit which she immediately milked in a surprising 180 from when the paparazzi caught up with her outside the supermarket and looked like life grew 16 legs and trampled the shit out of her for trying to be on TV. As it should have:
Note how completely Kate Gosselin has given up on life, and then once you’re done laughing, realize that a woman who can go from that to remarkably chipper on morning television would have no problems bursting into her ex-husband’s house and threatening to smash his balls she still carries in her purse until he does something stupid for her to talk about with Al Roker. She probably made the kids hold him down.