Did Jon Gosselin Shoot At The Paparazzi To Promote Kate’s Cookbook?

September 26th, 2013 // 11 Comments
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Last week, Jon Gosselin fired a warning shot at a photographer that trespassed outside his house shortly after everyone found out he’s a waiter living in a cabin in the woods. Coincidentally, this happened just days before the release of Kate‘s new cookbook, and even more coincidentally, she’s suing his dick off for allegedly stealing her hard drive and giving it to a friend to write a tell-all book. So now she has even more publicity while making the talk show circuit which she immediately milked in a surprising 180 from when the paparazzi caught up with her outside the supermarket and looked like life grew 16 legs and trampled the shit out of her for trying to be on TV. As it should have:

 







 

Note how completely Kate Gosselin has given up on life, and then once you’re done laughing, realize that a woman who can go from that to remarkably chipper on morning television would have no problems bursting into her ex-husband’s house and threatening to smash his balls she still carries in her purse until he does something stupid for her to talk about with Al Roker. She probably made the kids hold him down.

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  1. Kate Gosselin Bitchface The Today Show
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    Looks like there was a little acid in the mix, too.

  2. The Dude

    What a NASTY looking Shrew.

  3. Griefer

    If you have to shoot, shoot to kill.

  4. Kate Gosselin Bitchface The Today Show
    mnsuperbee
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel a cool breeze and I…..jizz in my pants

  5. Cutting a fucken carrot or boiling an egg is not a cook book Biatch!
    Love the cover Dragon mum, exploitation of your own kids for financial gain, wow didn’t see that coming?

  6. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Well, someone has to make a few bucks to support those kids, and pay for their therapy bills. Waiting tables isn’t going to do it.

  7. Kate Gosselin Promoting Book Love Is In The Mix
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    That looks like it somewhen in its youth was something. But we know it wasn’t really.

    Doesn’t take away the high chances for an “I’d do it” (or “her” I guess) in the comments.

  8. Dirty Travolta

    It looks like she has been shooting krokodil instead of botox .
    But, I still would lick her anus for a buck .

  9. Kate Gosselin Promoting Book Love Is In The Mix
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    She wrote a cookbook? I mean, one should write about what they know best. In her case, that would be about the importance of a good birth control method or something about Kegel exercises.

  10. Kate Gosselin Promoting Book Love Is In The Mix
    Smapdi
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    Full title: “Love Is In The Mix, But Nowhere In My Cold, Dead Heart. P.S., Fuck You John”.

  11. Kate Gosselin Promoting Book Love Is In The Mix
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    I guess the title ‘How to Trough Cook for Eight Mistakes and Still Be an Insufferable Bitch’ was taken

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