Jon Gosselin’s Suing Kate For Custody Of The Sextuplets

January 23rd, 2014 // 16 Comments
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“Oh, fuck, how am I going to make money?”
“Oh, fuck, why didn’t he take us?!”

In the aftermath of his daughters embarrassing the living shit out of his ex-wife on live television, Jon Gosselin apparently feels emboldened enough to sue for full custody of their sextuplets, just the sextuplets, on the grounds that Kate is a giant bitch. And, granted, I’m no lawyer, but that seems like a pretty solid tactic once you get past the, “Wait, what about the other two?” part. He should keep running with this. In Touch reports:

They live in fear of Kate,” Jon says in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now. “Every time I see them, they tell me they want to live with me.”
His twins’ appearance on the Today show was the last straw, Jon tells In Touch. He claims Kate violated their custody agreement by not giving him the option of watching the younger six kids when she took Mady and Cara out of Pennsylvania.
“First, I’m going to file for an emergency petition for contempt … The next step is to fight for custody,” says Jon, who adds that he will file as soon as he saves enough money for lawyers and paperwork fees. “It’s the only way I can protect the younger six.”

When reached for comment, the Gosselin sextuplets whispered, “The monster… it hears your thoughts…” before retreating to a crawlspace armed with wooden spoons and makeshift spears. It’s been said they can live up to three months in there before finding themselves susceptible to promises of chocolate milk which unconfirmed reports claim is how Joel died. I’m just telling you what I heard.

Photos: Splash News


  1. You know what’s another good option to solve custody issues with a bitch assed ex-wife? Murder/suicide.

  2. Kate Gosselin
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Good luck taking care of six kids on a busboy’s salary.

    • Jade

      At least he’s working.

      I never followed the stupid show. But it seems that out of the two parents, he is the better person. Kate is too busy trying to keep her family on TV that she forgot about being a good parent.

      Plus, she shit-talks daddy in front of the kids. Bad form, bad parenting. She should be ashamed of herself.

      • Hugh G. Rection

        In defense of the busboy, they both did the show and he hasn’t been shy about getting back in the tabloids. I can only assume he’s been trashing her as much as she trashed him.

      • Jade

        He possibly has trashed Kate to the children, but at least it hasn’t aired publicly. Kate can’t keep her mouth shut about how bad he is, like her recent publicity stunt where she’s trying to make a buck off her kids because nobody wants her anymore.

        I don’t see any difference between Kate and Farrah Abraham. Both of them did a reality show, and then adopted unrealistic expectations about never having to have a real job because they actually think they’re tv stars who have a career in it. Both are bad parents who are expecting others to provide for their children.

      • FlnMnl

        I sadly did watch the show (hang head in shame) and honestly, she was just an awful woman. That being said- he is twice as bad. He is an absolutely terrible father and I can’t even imagine the lack of thought that goes into him making dumb comments about your children to the press. Saying they’re emotionally fucked up to the press I’m sure wasn’t easy on his now teenage daughters who must deal with that fallout from classmates. As much as Jon says he wants to be out of the spotlight he’s done everything to stay on tv- his “normal job” was after he tried multiple times to get a job in show business- not to mention being caught in a lie about why he lost his original job he had on the show. Despite her seeming like an absolute nightmare to be around, and I don’t think the kids should be on tv, I think she’s probably the MORE mentally stable of the two. It doesn’t help that his revolving door of homely girlfriends (including the current one who appears to be Kate 2.0) says as much in the show he’s on (that he’s mentally off). I would hate to be his kids hearing about daddy’s relationship problems and past girlfriends talking about how tiny his dick was to any interviewer that will listen.

  3. Steve R.

    \”Everyone always forgets about Joel.\” – Kate

  4. Weird that he’s not gunning for all eight.

  5. Bonky

    Kate and Jon made some of the most ugly fucking
    childrens I ever seen.

    Kate wants to turn her girls into the next Kardashians but they
    are too fucking ugly. Its mostly in the eyes. Kate and Jon combined
    made some really fucking ugly eyes,

    Just my 2 cents….

  6. Kate Gosselin
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    In a hurry! Sorry bastard… if he only saw what would happen WHEN they’re gone. Oh my…

  7. jackie

    These are 2 of the dumbest miserable people I ever saw. They’ve done a great job of messing up those kids. She’s a money hungry bitch and he’s just plain stupid!

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