Jon Gosselin Extorted Money From Kate

September 1st, 2010 // 34 Comments

“You may call me, The Blobfather.”

According to his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin reportedly extorted money from Kate Gosselin numerous times by threatening to report her to child protective services for allegedly yanking on Mady’s arm. (I just assumed for exposing the kids to her tits in public. But what do I know?) On top of that, he apparently documented all this in hand-written notes because he’s a moron who bangs women on ATVs with promises of free Ed Hardy T-shirts. RadarOnline reports:

The blockbuster documents are Jon’s hand-written notes that he used to keep track of points he wanted to make during phone conversations with Kate.
Hailey told that Jon often refers to himself in the third person, and the notes reflect that. In one of them he wrote: “Jon giving Kate ultimatums. He privately extorts Kate. If you don’t do what I want, I’ll do this…”
He also wrote: “24/48 hours or I’ll go to DA (district attorney)”
“He always referred to himself in the third person,” Glassman told exclusively. “I found it so strange. It was almost like he thought he was still on camera.”
Hailey explained to that Jon hatched a plan to get money out of Kate by threatening to report her to Child Protective Services, claiming Kate hurt daughter Mady’s arm by yanking on it.
“There were so many times I witnessed it,” Hailey said. “That’s how he works. We would literally be in bed and Jon would call Kate, or Kate would call Jon to talk about custody and he would put her on speaker phone. She didn’t know I was there. …. Kate would get upset and scream at Jon but she’d always give in, because he’d tell her, ‘I’m going to go to the news and tell the world how you treated Mady,” Glassman said. “I would say to him, ‘How can you do this to people?’ I’d say, ‘What are you doing with TLC? Just do what they want, stop hurting Kate, stop blaming her.”

While all this sounds fucking awful and should launch an investigation by itself, the man actually goes on to make a valid point about his actions:

“Later when he got off the phone I asked him, ‘What are you doing? Why are you doing this? This is the mother of your eight children!’ And he told me, ‘Oh, you don’t know what I went through with her, what I had to deal with.’

I don’t even know how you argue with that. On the one hand, yes, the safety of the children. On the other, have you ever seen the show? She practically wore his testicles around her neck then chewed on them when he didn’t dress the kids in alphabetical order. “You started with Joel?! Jesus, it’s like I’m raising another child! *nom nom nom nom*

Photos: INFdaily


  1. Bob Dole

    Bob Dole like to talk about himself in the 3rd person too. Hi I’m Bob Dole. Smell my pen.

  2. another extortion plot revealed! new series coming out anyone? well at least we were spared another kate upskirt

  3. Hack Saw

    I’d hit it.

  4. Carolyn

    What ghastly parents they are. Because they’re fame whores their poor children have become national curiosities. Can anyone imagine them having normal adult lives?

  5. Jon and Kate Gosselin
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    this is very damning evidence. Witnesses don’t get much more reliable than ex-girlfriends who were dated briefly and then faded back into obscurity, repeating third hand information from an overheard phone call.

  6. HLM

    So, I wander over to The Superficial to catch up on the latest news before I leave for lunch. And what do I see but but a misshapen pig wearing plaid shorts. Thanks Fish…You’ve got a better diet plan than Jillian Michaels. I think my stomach will still be turning two weeks from now.

  7. Turd Ferguson

    As gross as he is, SHE is ten times more disgusting.
    Just a pathetic human being.



  9. aaron

    I still think it’s pretty neat how this man destroyed the Ed Hardy brand.

  10. Rough'er than leather

    You’ll be surprise how chicks dig pudge man. Whacha gonna do, they’re wired differently…They like something heavy on their stomach or back.

  11. So if a man does it, it’s “extortion”, if a woman does it, it’s “alimony”.

    Funny how the exact same behavior is perfectly ok with everyone as long as a woman is squeezing every dime out of some poor bastard, but in the rare occasion that it’s the other way around, it’s national news.

    Maybe, just maybe, we need to tell EVERYONE to grow the fuck up, and when you get divorced you go live your own life. Nobody owes anyone anything.

  12. Jon and Kate Gosselin
    Like a G-6
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    Kate is the LAST fucking person I want to see dressed sexy! How gross to have a Mom act -AND dress like she’s on the market. It’s so embarrassing (personal experience) to have guys stare at your moms fake tits because God knows they better be pushed up right where the entire world can see them. Moms should be classy, not skanky. You can still be hot and not look like your for sale w/100,000 miles on ya.

  13. HLM

    Is Jon Gosselin stupid enough to actually write “Jon privately extorts Kate”? When he wrote it, it never occurred to him that extortion is illegal? Man, if OJ was this dumb it would have been an easy case. “OJ cuts Nicole’s head off. OJ then stabs Ron Goldman.” The world needs more criminals like Jonny boy here.

  14. Jon and Kate Gosselin
    Charlotte Corday
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    There is damning evidence that Jon Gosslin is a fat fuck.

  15. Marcus

    kevin federline diet.

  16. I’m just happy to see that smoking is keeping his weight down-whoops

  17. All hail Hailey Glassman, icon of integrity. I love the pictures on here where she’s passed out against a wall etc.

  18. captain america

    .a hulk hogan lookalike?

  19. Kevin

    Well at least the guy is getting money some how. TLC is fucking his life and everyone makes Kate seem like some saint. Kate is a shitty mother and a horrible person. I don’t know why everyone praises her. Ok so Jon is a bad husband…but Kate is a bad mother. She’s just another money grubber that wants to be in the spotlight.

  20. Bored with life

    I can’t believe he fucked her smelly cunt. He must have been really drunk (8 times).

  21. Jon and Kate Gosselin
    Bored with life
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    I can’t believe he fucked that fat, ugly, bitch… least 8 times. Sad.

  22. Jon and Kate Gosselin
    Bored with life
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    Please do your kids a huge favour and commit suicide.

  23. Boba Fett

    Jon the Hutt

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