“You may call me, The Blobfather.”
According to his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin reportedly extorted money from Kate Gosselin numerous times by threatening to report her to child protective services for allegedly yanking on Mady’s arm. (I just assumed for exposing the kids to her tits in public. But what do I know?) On top of that, he apparently documented all this in hand-written notes because he’s a moron who bangs women on ATVs with promises of free Ed Hardy T-shirts. RadarOnline reports:
The blockbuster documents are Jon’s hand-written notes that he used to keep track of points he wanted to make during phone conversations with Kate.
Hailey told RadarOnline.com that Jon often refers to himself in the third person, and the notes reflect that. In one of them he wrote: “Jon giving Kate ultimatums. He privately extorts Kate. If you don’t do what I want, I’ll do this…”
He also wrote: “24/48 hours or I’ll go to DA (district attorney)”
“He always referred to himself in the third person,” Glassman told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I found it so strange. It was almost like he thought he was still on camera.”
Hailey explained to RadarOnline.com that Jon hatched a plan to get money out of Kate by threatening to report her to Child Protective Services, claiming Kate hurt daughter Mady’s arm by yanking on it.
“There were so many times I witnessed it,” Hailey said. “That’s how he works. We would literally be in bed and Jon would call Kate, or Kate would call Jon to talk about custody and he would put her on speaker phone. She didn’t know I was there. …. Kate would get upset and scream at Jon but she’d always give in, because he’d tell her, ‘I’m going to go to the news and tell the world how you treated Mady,” Glassman said. “I would say to him, ‘How can you do this to people?’ I’d say, ‘What are you doing with TLC? Just do what they want, stop hurting Kate, stop blaming her.”
While all this sounds fucking awful and should launch an investigation by itself, the man actually goes on to make a valid point about his actions:
“Later when he got off the phone I asked him, ‘What are you doing? Why are you doing this? This is the mother of your eight children!’ And he told me, ‘Oh, you don’t know what I went through with her, what I had to deal with.’“
I don’t even know how you argue with that. On the one hand, yes, the safety of the children. On the other, have you ever seen the show? She practically wore his testicles around her neck then chewed on them when he didn’t dress the kids in alphabetical order. “You started with Joel?! Jesus, it’s like I’m raising another child! *nom nom nom nom*”
Photos: INFdaily
Bob Dole | September 1, 2010 at 11:20 am
Bob Dole like to talk about himself in the 3rd person too. Hi I’m Bob Dole. Smell my pen.
MissAnnThropy | September 1, 2010 at 12:09 pm
LMFAO HAHAA
dudeatdudedotdude | September 1, 2010 at 11:26 am
another extortion plot revealed! new series coming out anyone? well at least we were spared another kate upskirt
Nero | September 1, 2010 at 11:26 am
Eek!
Hack Saw | September 1, 2010 at 11:43 am
I’d hit it.
Candice | September 1, 2010 at 11:59 am
I’d hit it twice!
RaraAvis | September 1, 2010 at 11:40 pm
Are you f**king kidding me? I had just gotten a good buzz going, and now I’m going to have to switch to shots. Was that pix really necessary? Real Sex 21 had just gotten me in the mood…but not anymore…
CJ | September 3, 2010 at 12:34 am
I wouldn’t kick him out of the bed unless he wanted to do it on the floor.
Carolyn | September 1, 2010 at 11:45 am
What ghastly parents they are. Because they’re fame whores their poor children have become national curiosities. Can anyone imagine them having normal adult lives?
HLM | September 1, 2010 at 11:58 am
So, I wander over to The Superficial to catch up on the latest news before I leave for lunch. And what do I see but but a misshapen pig wearing plaid shorts. Thanks Fish…You’ve got a better diet plan than Jillian Michaels. I think my stomach will still be turning two weeks from now.
Turd Ferguson | September 1, 2010 at 12:06 pm
As gross as he is, SHE is ten times more disgusting.
Just a pathetic human being.
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | September 1, 2010 at 12:15 pm
ONLY MICHAEL LOHAN IS A BIGGER DOUCHE THE FACT THAT THESE TWO USED TO HANG OUT SAYS A LOT
aaron | September 1, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I still think it’s pretty neat how this man destroyed the Ed Hardy brand.
Rough'er than leather | September 1, 2010 at 12:39 pm
You’ll be surprise how chicks dig pudge man. Whacha gonna do, they’re wired differently…They like something heavy on their stomach or back.
Amy | September 2, 2010 at 5:26 pm
No. No we don’t.
McFeely Smackup | September 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm
So if a man does it, it’s “extortion”, if a woman does it, it’s “alimony”.
Funny how the exact same behavior is perfectly ok with everyone as long as a woman is squeezing every dime out of some poor bastard, but in the rare occasion that it’s the other way around, it’s national news.
Maybe, just maybe, we need to tell EVERYONE to grow the fuck up, and when you get divorced you go live your own life. Nobody owes anyone anything.
Mardi | September 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm
*somebody’s* been screwed by an ex!!!
mcfeely smackup | September 1, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Yeah, lots of people have. I had the good sense not to get married though. A man would have to be stupid.
Marcus | September 1, 2010 at 5:43 pm
thumbs up!!
Amy | September 2, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Perhaps you should read a book on alimony. Like…a legal book. You sound like someone who hasn’t a clue what they’re talking about. -lawyer.
HLM | September 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Is Jon Gosselin stupid enough to actually write “Jon privately extorts Kate”? When he wrote it, it never occurred to him that extortion is illegal? Man, if OJ was this dumb it would have been an easy case. “OJ cuts Nicole’s head off. OJ then stabs Ron Goldman.” The world needs more criminals like Jonny boy here.
Festerfriend | September 1, 2010 at 7:36 pm
LOL WOW
Marcus | September 1, 2010 at 5:44 pm
kevin federline diet.
Rex Kramer | September 1, 2010 at 8:30 pm
I’m just happy to see that smoking is keeping his weight down-whoops
stinky mcpoop | September 1, 2010 at 10:37 pm
All hail Hailey Glassman, icon of integrity. I love the pictures on here where she’s passed out against a wall etc.
captain america | September 1, 2010 at 11:46 pm
.a hulk hogan lookalike?
Kevin | September 2, 2010 at 10:33 am
Well at least the guy is getting money some how. TLC is fucking his life and everyone makes Kate seem like some saint. Kate is a shitty mother and a horrible person. I don’t know why everyone praises her. Ok so Jon is a bad husband…but Kate is a bad mother. She’s just another money grubber that wants to be in the spotlight.
Bored with life | September 2, 2010 at 6:16 pm
I can’t believe he fucked her smelly cunt. He must have been really drunk (8 times).
Boba Fett | September 3, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Jon the Hutt