Jon Bon Jovi Called Justin Bieber An Asshole

May 21st, 2013 // 34 Comments
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Without question, Justin Bieber is a little asshole, but sometimes it’s nice to hear it from other people besides me carving it into the side of a national monument. (Until tomorrow, Mr. Lincoln.) So here’s Jon Bon Jovi doing just that. Via Page Six:

In March, the 19-year-old teen heartthrob was met with a chorus of boos after he turned up nearly two hours late for his London O2 Arena concert.
“Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new,” Bon Jovi told the London Evening Standard.
“They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives,” the frontman said.
“Do it once, you can be forgiven. Do it enough times and shame on you. They won’t have you back,” Bon Jovi continued. “Then it just becomes a cliché. It’s really not cool — you’re an a–hole. Go to [bleepin’] work!”

Apparently, Bon Jovi missed the Maple Christ’s edict that “This bull should not be spoken of,” so I hope he enjoys spending the rest of eternity in polite Canadian hellfire.

“Begging your pardon, Mr. Bon Jovi, sir, but would you mind terribly if I stabbed you with a pitchfork now?”
“Not today, demon. I’m feeling a bit crampy.”
“Sorry to hear, sir. So just fresh water again then is it?”
“If you don’t mind.”
“Please, I insist.”

You goddamn socialist bastards, WHERE DOES IT END?

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News


  1. I can now almost forgive Bon Jovi for I’ll Be There For You.

  2. Let’s see here…

    Bon Jovi: been recording and performing for 30 years, 12 studio albums, 150 million albums sold, 5 number 1 albums on Billboard, etc.

    Justin Bieber: whiny little douche nozzle who can’t keep his pants up.

    I gotta side with Jon on this one.

  3. Shepler

    Isn’t this little fucker’s 10 minutes of fame over yet? I’m sick of hearing about him.

  4. A school boy’s smile is what you sell
    You promise me syrup, then put me through hell
    Booster seat’s, got a hold on you
    Insulting Anne Frank gave you hatred from Jews

    You’re a giant tool
    Nobody’s fooled
    No one can save you
    From being a douche

    Shot through the face
    And you’re to blame
    You give “art” a bad name
    I played your songs and they hurt my brain
    You give “art” a bad name
    Yeah, you give “aaarrrrrtttttttt”………. a bad name

  5. When is someone going to give him the ass kicking he deserves?

  6. When Usher told you off-the-ass pants over tighty whiteys “looked real bad, kid,” he meant bad-bad, not good-bad.

  7. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    That’s a hard motherfucker right there.

  8. In the next issue of the London Evening Sun, an interview with the pot, who calls the kettle black.

    Just think of how great music would be neither of these fucknuts polluting our airwaves. The fact that these two haven’t overdosed yet proves absolutely that there is no God.

    What happened to music in this country? Where do I go to send American Idol back from where it came?

  9. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    why are his pants half off? Was someone pounding him???

  10. Weeblo

    Never had a gay thought in my life, but today I’d be proud to be impregnated by Jon Bon Jovi

  11. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
    Jon Stewart
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    Ice ice baby

  12. tick

    Justin Bieber is what he is, a pop star. We have had them for many generations now.

    Sad thing is no one has told him he only get 15 minutes and that, no, you aren’t an artist you are a product.

  13. Tim

    Wasn’t this guy crying last year because his band wasn’t on Forbes’ list of highest grossing musicians or something? It’s like Twat vs. Twat: whoever loses, we win.

  14. BSName

    Fame has really done a number on this kid.
    Its doubtful that he will recover from it.
    It will probably lead to a miserable early death for him.
    It really isn’t funny.

  15. The pants around the ass thing just reeks of desperation to me.

  16. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    Who does he think he is, Groucho Marx? “Say the secret woid and you win a hundred dollahs.”

  17. Hey, hey, hey…he’s 19 years old and should be taken seriously…it’s all about the music, mannn…PFFFFT…sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face long enough to finish the sentence.

  18. Justin Bieber Shirtless Sagging Pants
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    Wow, he looks like he REALLY needs to go to the bathroom.

  19. anonym

    I hope Justin fucks himself up and sinks into irrelevance soon.

    Pissing off the audience repeatedly is one way to start.

  20. jim

    Bon Jovi (the band) sucks.

  21. cari

    I’ve never really been a great fan of Bon Jovi. It’s a NY vs NJ thing. But I am soooo loving him now. I wish more REAL ‘artists’ would speak up as well. That whiny diapered little douche needs to be airmailed back to Canada, if they’ll even take him back.

  22. IAmAGuest

    The “80 minutes” comment was the best burn.

  23. I’ve always thought he was a better actor than a singer (although no one can deny the massive success of his recording career) but whatever his specialty, Jovi always seemed pretty damn cool. His quote here only solidifies that assessment.

  24. Anonymous

    Let this JB fucker’s fame fall already. He clearly doesn’t deserve it anymore. Spread the word, discourage people from going to his concerts. After all, his own fans have the power to take him down. Did you know he even had the fucking nerve to publicly spit at one of his fans recently when all the poor fan was doing was waving hi?

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