Good Morning, Jojo, And Other News

- John Travolta has an official closet. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Charlie Hunnam will sell you on his pube-pulling chemistry now. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- Taylor Swift’s exes have had enough of her shit. [Fishwrapper]

- Britney Spears has to make another video. How is this is not sexual slavery? [tooFab]

- If Walter Jr. Had Instagram [BuzzFeed]

- Jessica Alba is cleavagey. [Popoholic]

- Heidi Klum looks great, but has anyone seen Seal lately? [IDLYITW]

- Hello, Autumn Holley in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Catherine Zeta-Jones is still wearing her wedding ring which I’m sure has nothing to do with her being bipolar. Why would you even think that? [Celebslam]

- Anastasia Ashley’s ass is still amazing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian loves being Kanye’s Barbie. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Lady GaGa’s former bodyguard was tazed to death after breaking into a house naked and high on coke. Try and guess which state this happened in. [FilmDrunk]

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