Johnny Knoxville was detained yesterday at LAX after an inert grenade was found in his carry-on bag. The AP reports:
After security screeners spotted the grenade in the “Jackass” star’s carry-on luggage, a bomb squad determined it lacked a firing pin or explosive. Police say Knoxville was later released and allowed to board an American Airlines flight to Miami.
Knoxville, whose real name is Philip John Clapp, told officers the grenade was a prop he forgot to remove from his bag, Airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said.
Shit. All it would’ve took was one person, nay, patriot, to say “I think he’s speaking that Al Qaeda talk,” and Johnny Knoxville would have his testicles attached to car battery in Syria as we speak. Explain to me how that wouldn’t have been a win/win for everybody. You can’t.
lucy | January 16, 2009 at 10:10 am
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Adam | January 16, 2009 at 10:23 am
Cunt
fruttaeverdura | January 16, 2009 at 10:28 am
frankly i can’t understand why someone whose name is Philip John Clapp would change it to Johnny Knoxville. they’re equally retarded.
not that either of them in their idiocy doesn’t reflect his IQ, judging from his face… but still… what a dumb switch.
oh, and fuck you all.
freejose | January 16, 2009 at 10:38 am
Take that back, fucker! Johnny Knoxville is the real-life Tyler Durden. The world would be a far more boring place without him.
todders | January 16, 2009 at 10:39 am
Knoxville FAIL. No matter how many grenades you put in your carry-on, nobody believes you’re crazy loose-cannon anymore.
Not after “The Ringer”. That movie just had too much DAMNED HEART!
If you want to see a hilarious vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART, you should check this out:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
Sportsdvl | January 16, 2009 at 10:49 am
I’m just surprised he didn’t have the grenade in his ass.
cielo | January 16, 2009 at 10:49 am
I love him!! he’s sooo hot!
Kiazersoza | January 16, 2009 at 10:50 am
“Johnny Knoxville would have his testicles attached to car battery ”
sssshhhhhhhh. You just gave away the plot to Jackass 3
Will | January 16, 2009 at 10:51 am
“is AN jackass” ?
glace neuf | January 16, 2009 at 11:28 am
i like this guy. i wouldn’t hit it, but i’d think about it.
ktb | January 16, 2009 at 11:38 am
Right on @ 4…not that he’s the real life Tyler Durden, that’s just stoopid…but that the world would be a far more boring place without him.
Oh yeah, I’d let him hit that from behind…
Buddy Love | January 16, 2009 at 11:44 am
Fish, Knoxville/Jackass detractors,
You don’t know what you’re talking about. Kindly stfu. Thank you.
allie | January 16, 2009 at 11:47 am
I think he’s hot.
jennyjenjen | January 16, 2009 at 12:01 pm
“Knoxville, whose real name is Philip John Clapp, told officers the grenade was a prop he forgot to remove from his bag, Airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said.
Shit. All it would’ve took was one person, nay, patriot, to say “I think he’s speaking that Al Qaeda talk,” and Johnny Knoxville would have his testicles attached to car battery in Syria as we speak.”
Does that mean the grenade was a prop he forgot to remove from his testicles? Are his testicles his bag?
I’m confused; I just wanna suck and fuck and hump and pump ’cause I’m a cheap whore. Fish, you write such hard things so early in the morning when I haven’t even had my morning fix. I can’t understand such complicated stuff this early in the morning.
Your cheap whore,
jennyjenjen
P.S. I need penis in my mouth, my hairy cunt, and up my ass ASAP. I’m a professional three-holer.
some guy on the internet | January 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm
“Johnny Knoxville would have his testicles attached to car battery in Syria as we speak”
You say that as if he’s never had his testicles attached to a car battery before.
johnny knoxville | January 16, 2009 at 12:35 pm
This is kind of sick considering a Muslim family was recently kicked off of an airtran aircraft for simply announcing that they wanted to find a safe seat on the plane. But Johnny fucking Knoxville can bring a grenade in his carry on.
He is ugly and obnoxious.
Guy | January 16, 2009 at 12:38 pm
WHY IS NO ONE NOTICING HE HAS A FLOWER IN HIS GOD DAMN HAIR?!
baller | January 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Should say: “A jacknass” not “an jackass” — “The correct choice of the ‘articles’ a and an depends on the initial sound of a word, not on the initial letter, of the word that they precede.” More at: http://www.wordinfo.info/words/index/info/view_unit/3431
guy | January 16, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Knoxville rules, and all your readers think so.
How do you lump this guy in with the likes of Paris? He’s fucking hilarious.
Knowing your audience a tiny bit might be a good idea.
guy | January 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Knoxville rules, and all your readers think so.
How do you lump this guy in with the likes of Paris? He’s fucking hilarious.
Knowing your audience a tiny bit might be a good idea.
Italian Stallion | January 16, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Who doesn’t like Guns and Roses? He’s just missing the gun on the other side of his head and I would be happy to pull the trigger………
MilfJungle | January 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm
That’s hilarious.
MilfJungle | January 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm
That’s hilarious.
MilfJungle | January 16, 2009 at 1:40 pm
That’s hilarious.
etr | January 16, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@17. He wants us to notice. Noticing it only reinforces the adolescent behaviour.
Ummm...yeah... | January 16, 2009 at 2:18 pm
What a bunch of assholes! Johnny Doucheville is a fag pure and simple, hence the fucking flower, what an ass. God no wonder the kids today are retarded.
Fuck off and die, fag boy.
Zee Brat | January 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Who cares how dumb he is. He’s so hot.
Joyce | January 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm
You mean Philip John Crap
Lala | January 16, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Stealing jokes from a dead man? I don’t think Carlin would approve.
screw the tsa | January 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm
#16, you’re absolutely right! It’s really annoying and fucked up. If it were anyone else, their asses would’ve been sent straight to Guantanamo!
Cornelius | January 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm
#16 – yeah.
This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! The dude had a fucking GRENADE in his bag and was allowed to board nevertheless? Indeed, if it had been an “average Johnny”, he’d be on the first plane with a one way ticket to Camp Gitmo.
tc | January 16, 2009 at 7:32 pm
#18. The letter J is pronounced as a kind of ‘H’ in most of the world. Hence AN jackass.
I am guessing you are an American, an unaware that you constitute less than 5% of the world’s population. You are an jackass.
scott | January 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I think he is hot, but he has short fat fingers and short fat fingers means a short fat…c—-ck, i would do him
scott | January 16, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I think he is hot, but he has short fat fingers and short fat fingers means a short fat…c—-ck, i would do him
mjjies | January 16, 2009 at 9:50 pm
He is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
gerard Vandenberg | January 16, 2009 at 10:51 pm
These assholes don’t wanna be photographed while their eyes meet other eyes.
This because (faking)celebs are real curious people folks.
His tommy-cruise looks makes it all even worse:
……………………WALKING pile of HORSESHIT!!
iownurdad | February 12, 2009 at 9:21 pm
It’s assjack, you fucking morons. Learn to read before attempting to discuss grammar. Stupid fucks.
superstar | March 23, 2009 at 6:25 pm
What is he drinking in the last pic?
suckit | March 18, 2010 at 9:01 pm
J. K. Can suck my husbands cock, I bet johnny boy would like it!
sd card | May 28, 2010 at 9:19 am
He is so capable, and I really like, I saw Meetwealthy. com. I also met many celebrities and wealthy individuals here. I am so lucky.
lana | May 18, 2011 at 5:17 pm
i doubt that johnny even did that all this about bam margera or steve o or even johnny knoxville all those things that they might be rumors or stories just to get money