Johnny Depp & Marion Cotillard premiere stuff

June 29th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard attended the London premiere of Public Enemies this afternoon, and they’re probably the most attractive thing going on in the celebrity world right now thanks to Michael Jackson breaking the goddamn Internet. So, you can sift through the minutiae of a dead pop star’s missing (or not so missing) will, or you can look at people more beautiful than anyone you’ll ever sex with. You know where I’ll be: I bet he hid it in a giraffe! Right here.

NOTE: NSFW gallery of Marion I completely forgot about here.

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  1. lizzy

    i feel like i am the only girl that does not understand the panty-dropping tendencies that girls have for johnny depp. i mean, he’s an attractive guy but i don’t understand why women get so crazy about him?

    ps. i love marion cotillard, she’s gorgeous and talented. wonderful.

  2. misty

    I’d take a real man over this South Park metro-sexual any day. But where are they all? Seems like the days of the real “man” are gone. BooHoo!

  3. Paul

    Marion Cotillard could teach a few things to the current American bimbos who attempt to “act” and walk down a red carpet with their orange plastic features and plain faces.

  4. anon

    she’s absolutely gorgeous but her hair is kind of weird here.

  5. gee

    #22

    6 words:

    Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  6. Courtyardpigeon

    I’m just speculating, but I would presume Johnny Depp gets more pussy that I do.

  7. Holly

    I don’t know 55–every time I see pigeons in courtyards they’re fucking all over the place.

  8. Holly

    (OOPS I meant #56. Typo) =)

  9. Duke Steele

    Hey look! He lives in france and hates America and shes french and hates America. They deserve each other.

  10. Duke Steele

    Hey look! He lives in france and hates America and shes french and hates America. They deserve each other.

  11. I didn’t know they were holding a premiere here! I never hear about this stuff until it’s too late. I didn’t get to make my own Johnny Depp/Christian Bale sign and scream “I love you” in a large crowd of overzealous fans. Next time.

    I do like Marian’s dress though.

  12. zach crowly

    Johnny Depp is not gay.
    he is just extremely cool and nice and not a dick like most guys. not to say that girls are any better. girls are complete fucking idiots.

    liberals and democrats are the dumbest people on the planet. and if Johnny Depp is one.. well i will lose a lot of respect for him.
    i swear i wish i could just kill every liberal on the planet they are so ilogical and think like utopian believers.
    and besides, if depp is a liberal, his most famous characters, (jack sparrow, john dillinger) are obviously freedom loving, rule breaking, independent people. which is the OPPOSITE of liberals. liberals want the government to take care of them. they want the government to regulate everything and take away rights as long as it will take care of them and give them welfare.

    conservatives want the government NOT to interfere, to let us live our lives and make our own decisions. which is exactly how jack sparrow and dillinger thinks.

    im gonna go eat soon. im hungry.

  13. zach crowly

    Johnny Depp is not gay.
    he is just extremely cool and nice and not a dick like most guys. not to say that girls are any better. girls are complete fucking idiots.

    liberals and democrats are the dumbest people on the planet. and if Johnny Depp is one.. well i will lose a lot of respect for him.
    i swear i wish i could just kill every liberal on the planet they are so ilogical and think like utopian believers.
    and besides, if depp is a liberal, his most famous characters, (jack sparrow, john dillinger) are obviously freedom loving, rule breaking, independent people. which is the OPPOSITE of liberals. liberals want the government to take care of them. they want the government to regulate everything and take away rights as long as it will take care of them and give them welfare.

    conservatives want the government NOT to interfere, to let us live our lives and make our own decisions. which is exactly how jack sparrow and dillinger thinks.

    im gonna go eat soon. im hungry.

  14. I’m sure she really can act worth a damn. Still, he probably douches who read this site because it is visibly classy and her tits are hanging out will not be anyone’s liking.

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