Johnny Depp & Marion Cotillard premiere stuff

Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard attended the London premiere of Public Enemies this afternoon, and they’re probably the most attractive thing going on in the celebrity world right now thanks to Michael Jackson breaking the goddamn Internet. So, you can sift through the minutiae of a dead pop star’s missing (or not so missing) will, or you can look at people more beautiful than anyone you’ll ever sex with. You know where I’ll be: I bet he hid it in a giraffe! Right here.

NOTE: NSFW gallery of Marion I completely forgot about here.

Photos: Getty