After a fake Robert Pattinson cover made the rounds yesterday, People has officially named Johnny Depp as their 2009 Sexiest Man Alive only to honor him with the least attractive photo they could take of him. Unless bland middle-aged hipster is this year’s smelly vampire kid. I can never keep up with these trends.
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i’m still a teen and i totally dig depp, clooney, pitt and dicaprio as they get older. a few years back i still fancied sean connery, and he’s positively ancient… jake gyllenhaal is sort of awesome too. i do like him younger as well, he’s a bit of an exception.
twilight idiot and high school imbecile can go wank!
#43, totally.
Yes, Johnny Depp is really hot, but this picture is just terrible!
no one thinks he’s sexy. they think Jack Sparrow is sexy. And George Clooney & Gerard Butler both place before him.
That picture of Taylor Swift in the corner looks like Joan Rivers.
God, that is THE worst picture of Johnny Depp I have ever seen. Where did they even FIND that, he’s so hot, I don’t understand… People should be sued.
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Johnny Depp is really hot, but not preety here
Johnny Depp is really good looking and a incredible actor ( I m a big fan) but this picture is just terrible!
I like Johnny Depp – Alice in Wonderland
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