Johnny Depp’s Drunk Or Something
Now that one of your most prominent childhood memories has been accused of anal rape for the 14th (15th?) time, let’s get back to celebrities embarrassing themselves in public. Here’s Johnny Depp presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards where he was either drunk or pretending to be drunk because he has a hot, young fiance to impress. “Babe, watch me pretend to be get wasted in front of old stuffed shirts,” he probably tried to text her before realizing he was typing into one of the 10 bolo ties he chose to wear that night. It’s turquoise light beautifully complimenting his 27 ring scarves, blonde highlights, and exactly two and a half pea coats.